I put the bi in bitch

Yo its me ya meme lord boi. Feel free to talk whenever~ They/she, Aries

[calebwittebane]

i LOVE pictures of all the rainbow rocket leaders standing next to each other because it always just looks like this

[vapidsoup]

[fablefire]

‪Can’t do much on a dead battery. 👍‬

[fablefire]

Reach for the stars or something.

[iskwekan]

went to an lgbt women’s group last night and at the end we were stacking up chairs and there was a particularly large/heavy stack that needed to be added to the ones at the back and this girl was struggling to lift it so she asked someone to do it and I volunteered. and when I lifted it with relative ease there were no fewer than 4 gay women around me noticeably looking at my arms 

[iskwekan]

thank you everyone for the dramatic reenactment 

[miszbehave-deactivated20191228]

it be like that

[everythingfox]

Who is she

[oekaki-chan]

Steampunk! Levi.

[forfuckssakejim]

So. When I was in 5th grade. All my classmates had ganged up on me and called me a lesbian and I didn’t even know what it meant at the time. I even said “I’m Spanish. Not lesbianese”

Anyways. At lunch a lunch lady had saw them making fun of me and asked when they said and I told her they called me a lesbian and she told them to apologize????

And then I remember telling my teacher the next day and as class was leaving she asked for me to hang back. She told me that being a lesbian was nothing bad and to just ignore them. I was like “I don’t even know what a lesbian is? All i said was that queen amidala was so pretty I wanted to marry her” and my teacher chuckled and nodded her head before saying that I could go.

[forfuckssakejim]

Y'know…looking back on this, I’m pretty sure my teacher was a lesbian.

[its5amandimstillawake]

[forfuckssakejim]

This is the only valid reply on this post.

[hybbat]

I made a pair of dragon brothers.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mae-martin]

I guess you’re stuck with me. I wanna be stuck with you.

I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS (2020 – )

[30-minute-memes]

Every mum be like

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sergle]

like if a drink is gonna taste bad, then I want it to at least Fuck Me Up, and if a drink isn’t gonna fuck me up, then i want it to taste real nice. but you can’t have a drink that both fails to fuck you up, AND fails to taste good. that’s cheating. and that’s beer.

[shelgon]

[hirokazukoreeda]

タンポポ (Tampopo) 1985, dir. Jûzô Itami.

[vibewars]

HUNGY

[officialmacgyver2-deactivated20]

I am now angy and hungy.

[angryequilibrium]

Guess who's back bitches!!!! Tumblr has changed n I fuckin hate it!