[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[angelbumbum]

i am once again experiencing urges and desires

[angelbumbum]

y’all thinking this is a horny post but it’s about violence actually

[tepkunset]

when you ask a knowledge keeper something and they say "good question"

[xultraviolentlightx]

I’m actually kinda fun once you get to know me (takes 3 to 4 years).

[crisismoth]

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

[malglories]

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

[yourfavoritenun]

[empiressmp]

So do you think the small town girl living in a lonely world ever tried gay stuff with the uptown girl living in her uptown world

[pukicho]

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

[weeping-willow-weeps]

what happens if im all 3?

[pukicho]

All three??

[pukicho]

Really?

[redstonedust]

everyone deserves a lifechanging lesbian experience. not a woman? simply have a lifechanging experience with a lesbian. im thinking a noble quest or hiding a body together or something.

[kosmogrl]

don’t take my defeatism too seriously I will always begin again and again no matter what

[kosmogrl]

I might sound miserable most of the time but at my core I’m a very hopeful person

[ceruleanheaven]

the lion concerns himself with everything

[chilewithcarnage]

[politicallychargedhummus]

[mint-swirl]

im in the business of fishery let’s take it from the dock

[mint-swirl]

she’s got a body like a largemouth bass it’s swimming like a cod

[tolerateit]

you can be blue and have people like you because they were red but suddenly they touch you and you become a lilac sky until they decide purple just wasn't the color for them. many such cases

[dingdongyouarewrong]

old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time 

[tim-official]

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

[anarcho-gamerist]

I use spicy to describe food

[catgirlforeskin]

my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it

[fruitviking]

Twilight

[unholyblissafterdark]

[geosabor]

[fullmetalfisting]

God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

[fullmetalfisting]

Throwback to when I took acid for the first time in 2013 and predicted the events of 2020 like the fucking oracle of Delphi

[haystarlight]

Cassandra ass bitch

[justlikebullets]