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Manager: So can you talk to me a bit about your strengths and weaknesses?
Me: *literally just describes ADHD symptoms*
“Yeah my weakness is that I’m very sensitive to criticism but it can be a strength because it means I consider the feelings of others when criticizing or coaching them and make sure I always offer encouragement and positive reinforcement.”
“One of my weaknesses is that I often hop from task to task and sometimes get my wires crossed or miss a step, but the same setting makes me thrive in a fast-paced environment.”
“One of my weaknesses is that I can sometimes talk too much or dominate a conversation, but it becomes a strength when I’m in a position to connect with customers and I’m able to encourage conversation comfortably.”
okay now THIS is a viable strategy for me. everyone else is like “just lie lol” which is actually good advice but also anxiety inducing as hell
HOLY SHSKFOWOD I MIGHT HAVW ADHD SYMPTOMS
It’s
Friday
y’all!
Remember to do no harm, but TAKE NO SHIT
It’s 4:50 am and I already feel empty.
When I get home, I last until my daughter goes to sleep then I lose all my energy.
I just feel empty. Really really empty.
This is a challenge for anyone who enjoys reading and wants to read more in 2021!
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These are weekly prompts for every week of 2021. Each week starts with Monday. You can post on any day of the week.
There are two questions per week. You can answer them either in seperate posts or in the same post. Or you can choose to answer only one.
This challenge starts on the first week of 2021, but if you see this post later, you can start anytime!
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She won that season too! She’s so cool and upbeat
Despite being cool.and upbeat (and she is) she also suffers from anxiety and recently started speaking about it in social media. Instagram posta detailing her inability to even go downstairs and how support her fam are etc. She also recently did a bbc documentary about anxiety disorders.
Nadiya is also a perfect example of why diversity in media is important. A government report on community cohesion said she’s done “more for British-Muslim relations than 10 years of government policy”, because her presence on TV has helped to humanize the image of the hijab-wearing Muslim woman in the eyes of the public. She’s not even really a political activist or anything - she’s just a nice, honest, down-to-earth person. Sometimes that’s all it really takes to convince people.
She has her own series on Netflix now!
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Time to Eat is SO GOOD and if she’s in somebody’s home to teach them a recipe and there’s a baby she just holds or plays with the baby so the parent can practice doing the recipe as she guides them but also you can tell she just really wants to cuddle and play with these sweet little kids! Her energy is just so thoroughly genuinely warm!
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Bento
For the NaruHina 2020 December tumblr prompt: Celebrations
Summary: A very quiet celebration for our favorite OTP, where Naruto experiences having a handmade bento for the first time.
Bento
He was reaching for her instinctively on the bed before he realized she was already up. He could hear her bustling in the kitchen. Whatever Hinata was making smelled good.
Still, he kept his arm on the space she’d claimed as her side of the bed.
He continued to drowse as his eyes stayed closed, still caught in that dreamy state where reality refused to intrude fully into his consciousness. Naruto was still remembering the night before, when she’d been wrapped around his body and the warmth of her love embraced him.
He smiled to himself. Waking up to Hinata beside him was one of the best things he could never have imagined in his life.
It had only been a week since she’d moved in, but he was still learning to share his space with a girl—like that time he’d woken up in the middle of the night when he’d heard her shriek of surprise coming from the bathroom. He’d rushed into the room, expecting to fight off an enemy but found her frowning at him with mingled humor, embarrassment, and exasperation on her face.
She’d fallen into the toilet because he’d forgotten to put the seat down.
“I guess I have to remember to turn the light on and check first before I sit down?” she’d said, still with her gentle smile. Then Hinata’s soft laughter filled the night.
It made him realize that men and women were different when it came to toilet habits.
Then there was yesterday, when he’d been cleaning in the bedroom. Hinata had already left for a mission, but not before gently hinting that a tidy room would be nice to come home to.
He’d been busy vacuuming the floors when a flash of pink peeking out of the drawers had caught his attention. He’d walked to his clothes chest and pulled out the drawer. There, next to his boxers was one of Hinata’s lacy panties. Just the thought of seeing their underwear together in the same drawer made him blush scarlet. He was glad she hadn’t been there to see him flushing like an awkward schoolboy.
But it had filled him with so much anticipation for her homecoming that night.
Naruto sighed, still pinching himself that Hinata could still manage to leave him breathless even after months of dating. He finally opened his eyes and looked at the clock.
It was time to get ready. He had a mission with the boys today.
He grinned. Or, as he liked to refer to them: Hinata’s boys.
With a loud yawn, he sat up and stretched. He entered the kitchen to see Hinata facing away from him, still at the sink, her hands reaching to untie the strings of the apron behind her back. So he walked up behind her and pressed a kiss to her right ear as his fingers helped her with the knot of the apron.
She laughed and looked up. “Good morning, Naruto,” she said.
Of course, seeing that lovely face gazing up at him made him want to kiss her lips until he would drag her back to the bedroom, but she recognized the look in his eyes. She pulled back after a few minutes and placed a firm hand on his chest.
“No,” she said with a laugh when he pouted at her. “Not this morning. But tonight when you come back from your mission?”
“Why not both?” he asked with his eager, hopeful smile.
She only laughed, shook her head, then pushed him towards the kitchen table, hoping to distract him from his amorous thoughts.
His stomach growled in anticipation of breakfast and she smiled at him, her brow quirked up, and a knowing look flitted over her face. “See? Breakfast.”
They ate breakfast together, one of the many things he liked about having her at his apartment. She was somebody he could talk to while he ate a meal. It was so much better than staring at his wall in silence when he waited those three minutes for his instant ramen to be ready.
“Can you tell Shino that he can pick up the herb he wanted at the Hyuuga garden?” she was saying. “We have that plant he needed for his insects. He can go by the house at any time.”
He nodded as he chewed his rice and took a sip of his miso soup. “Okay. I will, Hinata.”
When he was done getting ready, Naruto was at the doorway kissing her and saying good-bye. Again, one of those things he was fast appreciating, even though it made him late so many times for his missions.
He picked up his backpack and noticed that it was heavier than usual.
He looked at her. “Hinata?”
She laid a hand on his arm and looked nervously at him. “Naruto, I made you a bento, so try not to shake your backpack so much when you’re on your way?”
He stilled. “A bento?” he asked and she nodded with a small smile on her face.
“I hope you don’t mind. It’s my first time making it for you. So you don’t have to eat it if you don’t want to, Naruto.”
He shook her head at her. “Hinata! When have I ever not eaten what you’ve made for me?!” he asked with exasperation.
She still looked doubtful, a tiny frown on her face. “Only if you wa—”
Suddenly, he grinned at her and grabbed her roughly, pressing her more firmly to him as he hugged her with all his might. “Thank you, Hinata!” and kissed her opened mouth that had gasped in surprise.
She laughed when he pulled back. “I just told you to be careful with your bag!”
But there was one more kiss to share before he finally stepped out of the apartment.
Kiba and Shino were already waiting at the Konoha gates.
“Hurry up, asshole!” Kiba said as he scowled. “You certainly took your time getting here.”
Naruto didn’t care. “I’m on time, jerk!” he responded with a sunny smile.
Shino only turned around and headed out with a brief nod and a quiet “Good morning, Naruto.”
Their mission for the day was an easy one. They were helping with reconstruction efforts from a minor earthquake that occurred a few miles away from the village. Thankfully, there were not too many injuries and the damage was minimal. All the survivors were being treated and there had been only one casualty.
For a few hours, they worked alongside the local residents to clear debris and rubble—until Shino looked up and saw the sun was high above them. “Time for lunch,” he declared, knowing that Kiba and Naruto wouldn’t think to rest once they got it in their heads to compete against one another. Today, they were stuck in their endless battle to outdo each other in the cleanup.
Naruto frowned at Shino when he’d heard the quiet order to break, but he remembered the bento that Hinata had made for him and his face broke out into an eager grin.
The three found a place to sit down. Naruto reached into his bag and brought out the bright orange furoshiki that contained his lunch.
“Ta-da!” Naruto said with a flourish as he held up his bento.
Kiba and Shino looked at the orange cloth wrapped neatly around the bento box and shared a smile.
“Oh, Hinata made you lunch?” Kiba asked slyly as he brought out his own sandwich. Beside him, Shino was already unwrapping his onigiri.
“Yup!” Naruto said as he rocked side to side excitedly hugging his bento. Eventually, he stopped, carefully untied the knot on top, and unwrapped the furoshiki covering, revealing a shiny, lacquered, maroon box inside. He lifted the lid and found his mouth watering as he looked at the carefully arranged food.
It looked exquisite, healthy, and delicious.
Kiba leaned forward, snuck a peek at his bento, and said, “Looks good!”
Then he sighed. “I miss the days when Hinata made us lunch.”
Naruto laughed. “Yeah, well, now it’s my turn.” He took out his chopsticks and picked up a piece of kara-age, her homemade fried chicken.
He sighed and closed his eyes as he chewed. The meat was juicy and tender, but the outside coating of panko was still crispy. It was savory, with hints of soy sauce and some sweetness. Then he picked up a piece of carrot that had been sliced thinly and mixed into some type of salad. His eyes widened, enjoying it even though he knew he was eating a vegetable.
“Tastes good?” Kiba asked, knowing the answer already, his mouth full of his own sandwich.
Shino watched him expectantly even as he worked steadily on his own onigiri.
“Yeah,” Naruto replied with a pronounced nod.
He looked down again at his meal and smiled as he thought of her.
Hinata. Such a good cook. Always, their meals at home were some of the best he’d ever had in his life.
Hinata, he thought again. And it suddenly hit him, the message of her handmade bento: I love you.
Even though we’re not together right now, I’m still thinking of you.
He could feel it, the loving care she’d taken to cook his food. He could imagine her standing in the kitchen earlier this morning, humming to herself and always with the smile on her face as she probably cut the vegetables and stirred the pot.
All that effort just to make sure that he was happy.
It humbled him and made him feel so grateful to have her in his life.
Unbidden, the memory of his early school days flitted through Naruto’s mind. Back then, he’d watched the other kids eating their packed lunches, their bentos made by loving hands in the early hours of dawn.
He’d always look down on the pieces of bread on his desk and forced himself to eat, trying not to think about how impersonal and cold his own meals were. It was always something light: instant noodles, onigiri, but usually bread. Bread that was packaged in crinkly plastic, made by machines in a factory and bought from the store.
Not wrapped in a piece of cloth that was his favorite color, food carefully chosen for their health benefits, nor arranged thoughtfully in a box.
He picked up another piece of chicken and popped it into his mouth, chewed again as he thought of Hinata and her love for him.
Naruto gave a deep sigh and tried to discreetly wipe away his sudden tears.
He blinked and looked up to see Kiba and Shino gazing at him with concern and understanding in their eyes.
“Feels good?” Kiba asked, a kind smile on his face. Shino was nodding.
Naruto grinned at both of them. “Yeah, feels really good.”
meirl
Get To Know Me Uncomfortably Well
PLEASE DON’T LET THIS FLOP AHHHH
1. What is you middle name? 2. How old are you? 3. When is your birthday? 4. What is your zodiac sign? 5. What is your favorite color? 6. What’s your lucky number? 7. Do you have any pets? 8. Where are you from? 9. How tall are you? 10. What shoe size are you? 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 12. What was your last dream about? 13. What talents do you have? 14. Are you psychic in any way? 15. Favorite song? 16. Favorite movie? 17. Who would be your ideal partner? 18. Do you want children? 19. Do you want a church wedding? 20. Are you religious? 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? 24. Baths or showers? 25. What color socks are you wearing? 26. Have you ever been famous? 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? 28. What type of music do you like? 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 31. What position do you usually sleep in? 32. How big is your house? 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? 34. Have you ever fired a gun? 35. Have you ever tried archery? 36. Favorite clean word? 37. Favorite swear word? 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 39. Do you have any scars? 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? 41. Are you a good liar? 42. Are you a good judge of character? 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? 44. Do you have a strong accent? 45. What is your favorite accent? 46. What is your personality type? 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? 48. Can you curl your tongue? 49. Are you an innie or an outie? 50. Left or right handed? 51. Are you scared of spiders? 52. Favorite food? 53. Favorite foreign food? 54. Are you a clean or messy person? 55. Most used phrased? 56. Most used word? 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 58. Do you have much of an ego? 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? 60. Do you talk to yourself? 61. Do you sing to yourself? 62. Are you a good singer? 63. Biggest Fear? 64. Are you a gossip? 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? 66. Do you like long or short hair? 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? 68. Favorite school subject? 69. Extrovert or Introvert? 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? 71. What makes you nervous? 72. Are you scared of the dark? 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? 74. Are you ticklish? 75. Have you ever started a rumor? 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? 77. Have you ever drank underage? 78. Have you ever done drugs? 79. Who was your first real crush? 80. How many piercings do you have? 81. Can you roll your Rs?“ 82. How fast can you type? 83. How fast can you run? 84. What color is your hair? 85. What color is your eyes? 86. What are you allergic to? 87. Do you keep a journal? 88. What do your parents do? 89. Do you like your age? 90. What makes you angry? 91. Do you like your own name? 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? 94. What are you strengths? 95. What are your weaknesses? 96. How did you get your name? 97. Were your ancestors royalty? 98. Do you have any scars? 99. Color of your bedspread? 100. Color of your room?
Oh lord go ahead
I’ll answer one and give ya a number! :)
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Move me to where they are
And I wish we could hold you
But some of us wouldn’t go that far
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Me, at my current stage in life
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