i try to be original here

a bunch of stuff on here | Ari | she/her | asexual | fandoms i am currently associated with: Detroit: Become Human, Voltron: Legendary Defender, Deltarune/Undertale (list will change) | i mostly just reblog stuff from people i follow | people i ship in dbh: hankcon (don't hate me ok?), markus/simon, reed900 | people i ship in vld: klance (obviously), romellura, adashi

[angstywalnut-blog]

*At the garrison*

Lance: *holds up a pepsi bottle*

Pidge: Lance no

Lance: *holds up a coca cola glass*

Hunk: Lance think this through im begging you-

Lance: *porus pepsi into coke glass while staring them down*

Pidge: LANCE STOP

[familiar-puppet-deactivated2020]

Some klance dream I had

Ok so basically this is what happened in my dream:

when I checked Netflix, there were 2 new episodes and a behind the scenes of s8 thing. I immediately pressed the first episode and it was Keith and lance at the garrison again. It was still present time but lance was like,,,,shoulder height with Keith Lmao

They where talking and in my head I was like ‘yoooooooooo this better be what I think it is’ and there was more blushing and stuff but suddenly the episode stopped and I woke up. The 3 seconds when I woke up my head was like ‘wait was that real’ and I was deadass so disappointed that it wasn’t real

[readingisthenewcool]

Kogane but it’s pronounced like Shirogane

[thedoormann]

this is physical proof of Hank being a bad influence

[silver-lily-louise]

DBH: Okay, so here’s a real dickhead of a character. His name is Gavin. Hate away.

Fandom: lol he can’t wink! my disaster son

DBH: …Fine. No accounting for taste. Anyway, here’s someone else - cold, serious android. We don’t know much about him, but isn’t he creepy?

Fandom: heh, it’s like if an android had a cat’s personality - WAIT PUT HIM WITH THE FIRST ONE THEY’RE PARTNERS NOW

DBH: But-

Fandom: LOOK AT THEM GO THEY’RE FALLING IN LOVE

[rngrn]

[reactionfaces]

[blandvoltronheadcanons]

Lance has a Heelies collection.

[nenekantoku]

I know this can’t be real but let me pretend

[angrynar]

I’ve been busy and struggling but alive 

[connor-is-a-good-boi]

i would pay, like, so freaking much to play a DLC of DBH were dAVID CAGE WASNT A COWARD AND ACTUALLY GOT TOUGETHER SIMON AND MARKUS

[hankconarchive]

tag yourself i’m chaotic emotional

[214b]

a klance from every month of 2018

[chrishemswortth]

#me trying to relate to people

[thefullkamski]

sometimes when hank can’t sleep, he gets up and looks at a picture of cole, takes some time to sit and remember 

he’s glad that connor always joins him after a while though

[eldefleur-deactivated20200726]

Types of people: Musical Instruments

Violin: black coffee, perfectionist, early mornings, winter, precision, a bit of a show-off, always trying to improve, does not know their limits

Cello: gentle hands, warm smiles, autumn evenings, long showers, old parchment, comfortable silences, wants to make everyone happy, content with what they have

Piano: monochrome, clean lines, clean hands, perfect posture, biting sarcasm, emotionally cold, late nights, sees the world as black and white, a little lonely

Flute: daydreamer, an early bird, gentle smiles, sunrises, spring days, tea, always trying to improve themselves, small acts of kindness

Clarinet: tired eyes, very caring towards loved ones, long naps everywhere and anywhere, soft melodies, sad songs, summer, longs for peace

Trumpet: red lipstick, loud music, will fight you, quick temper, confidence, bold colours, stargazing at midnight, euphoria, uncontrollable laughter

Harp: sunny days, lazy mornings, golden, soft voice, lullaby, surreal dreams, lives in their own world, a strange kind of wisdom, likes to be alone

[tsunderehank]

I know we all like the idea of Hank being baffled that Connor finds him attractive because Connor is so beautiful he could have anyone he wants, but what if it's reversed? Hank pursuing the relationship, Connor being baffled -- "Why would you want me, Hank? I'm just an android. You can have anyone you want, someone would be so lucky to have you" -- and Hank just working gently at convincing Connor that he's the one Hank wants. Mmm, this is so fluffy, I die.

God yes gimme! Poor Connor whose self-awareness updates comes with the Self Hatred bug. Mixed with every shitty thing that Hank’s ever said to him and believe it. Not to mention Connor being so in awe of this very flawed human who wears every emotion on his sleeve. What could Connor possibly offer him? His touch is hard, his heart is metallic. 

And Hank may be a mess of a human but he’s been around long enough to know what he feels for Connor is real. He knows Connor saved his life. And now he sees in Connor carrying that same self-hatred that Hank once had. And he’ll be damned if he’ll let Connor think he’s anything but brilliant, beautiful, empathetic and the best damn partner he’s ever had. 

“What’s the probability of me taking you out to dinner?” 

“I don’t eat, Lieutenant.”

“I could eat you”

“What?” 

“I could eat FOR you!”