I brought a thingy about time traveling Soldier Boy rescuing baby John from the lab
It's in Russian, though
https://archiveofourown.org/works/85567611
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I brought a thingy about time traveling Soldier Boy rescuing baby John from the lab
It's in Russian, though
https://archiveofourown.org/works/85567611
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i need every single wincestie to get into the boys and start writing soldierlander fics for everybody’s enjoyment
Homelander fixing his daddys shield god hes such a fucking daddys boy its pathetic soldier boy needs to fuck him crazy style
If this is real they need to do it again
Always liked Dua
You go girl
the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:
tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"
sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"
mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"
quiet, meaning "has been yelled at or ignored a few too many times and now considers all attempts at communicating with others to be pointless"
self-sufficient, meaning "next to zero trust in parental figures' ability in various aspects of parenting"
lazy, meaning "depressed, but expected to preform tasks or actions without positive support or knowledge of how to do things"
resilient, meaning "they'll have to take anything we can throw at them in terms of trauma and abandonment because fuck off if you think any adults are gonna take responsibility for the impact of their actions on kids" and also meaning "so you're a numb and dissociating child now"
I got a combo yay
Idc what people say. Soldierlander is still wining People are dumb to say that SB was betrayed AGAIN. It's not about betrayal it's about Homelander being not able to let go his father WHO accepted him as son and wished him good luck It's the first time for me to see how much HL is giving so much love and apreciate to a person. So, I'm more surprised with SB who decided to leave than with Homie who wouldn't let him go Still a win for me
The Boys S05E06
And then Jensen came out and gave the "there is a future for him and me" interview anyway.
They really do it to themselves. At a certain point, it stops being the fault of the shippers. Eric simply can't write a singular straight man and a singular straight man-on-man relationship. And Jensen is cursed against his will, but cursed nonetheless.
To be a true fan of Pennywise you have to hate him a little bit ❤️
So, Soldier Boy knows Homelander's birthday. Not the made up one by Vought. His actual birthday.
(He only says "Spring 1981" but let's just assume he knows the exact date.)
What if they were to celebrate together his real birthday, as father and son, just the two of them, away from the cameras...
They could go incognito, fly somewhere far and have a nice time together...
Homelander wants to do childish things he didn't get to do when he was a kid and Soldier Boy indulges him, it's his special day, after all. So they go to a... Vought E. Cheese or something lol. Homelander eyes a giant Soldier Boy plush that requires 3000 tickets to claim. Without him even saying anything it's clear he wants it, so his dad takes this as a challenge and together they manage to collect the tickets. When they redeem it, Soldier Boy sarcastically says "is the little baby boy happy now that has his plushie?" and Homelander thinks this is the best day of his life.
Since that day, Homelander sleeps hugging it.
Even John didn’t knew when was his birthday exactly.
when a fictional man is pinned face down against the floor by his own archenemy with whom he secretly shares an intense homoerotic tension with. (Hwang In-ho and Seong Gi-hun. #457 #inhun.)
SHIT bro that’s literally most of my Homelander yaoi ships. simultaneously. all at once
the aforementioned face-down pinning
homoerotic tension #1
homoerotic tension #2 & 2.5
homoerotic tension #3….
For God so loved the world
If you know you know.
normal enemy interaction
Everyone's wondering "why does Soldier Boy hit Homelander in the trailer?" but I figured it out. This is foreplay. First with his mom, now with his dad. Parallels, get it?
I hope he’ll fuck John nasty
This is Doris Pollas, the cofounder of the organisation now known as lgbt+ Denmark which by being founded in 1948 is one of the oldest ongoing queer organisation in the world.
Doris lived in a farm in Jutland as a child. She was always butch and figured out she was a lesbian in her teens. When she heard about a club in copenhagen where boys kissed boys and girls kissed girls she went just some months after and it was through that club she started a paper connecting queer people all up to seventies and co founded lgbt+ Denmark.
She is now 97 years old and wishes for every queer person to have an as loving and accepting family as she did.
I don’t see a lot of older gays from my country, so learning about Doris, a masc lesbian, was really nice.
“The brains of people with ADHD tend to have an out of sight out of mind way of working which is why they often forget things but also why they can have difficulty maintaining friendships because they tend to not miss people who aren’t physically present and therefore aren’t as inclined to contact their friends to arrange meetings even if they truly love their friends”
First off, this was probably the single biggest “I do that because of my ADD!?!!?” moment I’ve had since my diagnosis, but also, could my diagnosis please stop giving me excuses for being a bad friend? I need to be held accountable.
I joke. This actually work out very well with my more introverted friends who really like that they don’t have to feel bad for going no contact for weeks at a time. They know I’m not sad about it yet happy to spend time with them when they’re ready.
But also yes, it’s not great for people who want or even need others to show an active interest in the relationship by contacting them first. I’m not good at those kinds of friendships unfortunately but I do my best to show those who don’t mind my less savory ADD tendencies that I am truly happy to be around them when we meet.