full court

marxist (Groucho). that's my cat

[lazywonderlvnd]

this tweet sends me into fucking hysterics once a day

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[play-now-my-lord]

jfk famously changed the course of fashion by making many appearances at state functions without a hat, which was previously considered mandatory for well-dressed men. at his inaugural address, he even bragged about "[his] big juicy melon, naked as a jay bird for all the world to see". unfortunately we can all see how that turned out for him in the tragic events of the zapruder footage

[play-now-my-lord]

the real tragedy about JFK is that with his horrible secret health condition managed mostly by uppers and steroids by incompetent 1960s doctors, he was apparently healthy, yet his system was essentially defenseless against the deadliest medical problem known to man: being shot directly in the brain

[play-now-my-lord]

you know who could have used a warning about something being spoiled? JFK, about his lovely visit to Dallas, Texas

[play-now-my-lord]

I don't remember why I spent last night JFKposting. I don't know exactly was going through my head here. On the other hand, what went through JFK's head was pretty thoroughly established by the Warren Commission

[dailyskeletonreminders]

[fantasmadebarovia]

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

[jessebloom]

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

[ashyfurz]

[bat-demon]

. that is a serial killer

[battmellamy]

What should King Solomon do?

Give baby to first lady

Give baby to second lady

Secret third option

Voting ended onJan 26, 2023

[guerrillatech]

[la-mancha-screwjob]

[kushblazer666]

[guerrillatech]

Amazing

[blessyouhawkeye]

[the-tree-line]

wtf nobody told me there was a shrimp species named sexy shrimp

[the-tree-line]

most sexual beast in the ocean

[the-tree-line]

that wasn;t the file i clicked

[k-dhd]

[milfsisyphus]

the clock & calculator apps are like twin sisters to me

[labrownrecluse]

number...

[milfsisyphus]

[builtinfantasy]

[valtsv]

it's so fucking toxic when people lift up the rock you're hiding under, exposing you to sunlight and drying out the damp earth you need to thrive -_-

[wozw4ld-deactivated20241024]

Im sorry i didn't know it bothered you so much i just wanted to see something cool

[valtsv]

//O_O// okay... you can look but put the rock back gently when you're done...

[cikero]

so much youtube content is just vibrant escapism into some ideal life aimed either at children or at people who never had the opportunity to live such a way. and it is always on your recommended even though you never watch this shit

[cikero]

?? Why is this being recommended to me. What is this video even