Iri Akiudo

Side account for my au’ra girl! Main is stardust-over-gridania!

[symposium-and-chill-deactivated]

A book published by Clytemnestra.

[probablyvampirerpgideas]

Make a Vampire character who’s lived through several waves of the common language’s development and can’t let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras.

So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess

[anachronistic-cat]

… can i use that phrase irl?

[probablyvampirerpgideas]

Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age internet lingo like all the time.

[the-argumentative-viper]

Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of splean as you’re toss’d with. Chill already, you’re not valid.

[nuttersincorporated]

You are an unrighteous, bastardly gullion. Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk backwards into hell just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too.

[fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan]

I love the idea of a vampire who’s language travels back in time as they get pissed.

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

I grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito

[frqnkie-deactivated20171202]

my cat joined my dad and my dog on their morning walk

[mainbstaysgold]

those meows: “wait for me, wait for me!”

[stimman3000]

.

[adamsmasher]

[lesbiyawn]

this is easily the most disturbing one

[hustlerose]

the wonky off time 808 clap really makes this

[esichovequechova]

[one-in-lemillion]

The lack of sound is… unsettling. It forces you to take in the absolute chaos for what it is.

[bixbiboom]

If you won’t talk to your kids about Dungeons & Dragons… who will?

[starscreamingg]

No

one

eats like Gaston 

Mini wheats like Gaston

No one says “this bitch empty” and y e e t s like Gaston 

[fasterfood]

a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud

[onemore-light]

less than three. 

[fasterfood]

if one more person adds this geek ass comment i will make sure u have less than three seconds left to live

[teathattast]

the holy grail

[processintegrated]

wrong

im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

[processintegrated]

[soulpuunk]

[hatsuzuki-deactivated20211122]

Kids and their Moms

[theadventurezoneoftruth]

i propose that, in the style of classic fanfiction.net,  barry’s eyes are always referred to as “denim”. His denim blue eyes, his denim orbs, etc

[narcissistictaako-blog]

his cerulean jorbs

[theadventurezoneoftruth]

there have been a lot of additions to this post, all of which are amazing and i love, but this one haunts me. good job.

[ksilberne]

@finowl-fantasy

[chxsingthemoon]

Very detailed medical questions for character development--

1.  Does your character trust doctors/healers? Are they more inclined to believe alternative medicine or deal with it on their own? Do they visit medical facilities?

2.  Do they have clean and healthy skin? Acne problems? Scars? Old sun-burns leaving marks? Do they take care of their skin or couldn’t they care less?

3.  How is the state of their teeth? Worn down and yellow? Tooth aches? Or are their teeth white and spotless?

4. Do they have good eye-sight? Do they need glasses? Any eye sickness?

5. How is their mental state? Have they at some point struggled with depression, anxiety or phobias? Have they experienced trauma and still dealing with it?

6.  Do they use protection when engaging in sexual activities, in case of pregnancy and stds? Have they experienced sexual assault, and if so, did they get any help for it?

7. Any wounds from fighting or other experiences, still affecting their day-to day routine? Have they been forced to amputate? Do they still have all their fingers intact? 

8. Have they at some point been incapacitated by physical ailments in such a degree that they have needed help? Did they recieve that help? Did they get better?

9. Do they take care of their body, in terms of physical exercise and healthy food? 

10: How do they view sick and injured people? Do they avoid them or try to help them? How do they view the prospect of themselves possibly becoming sick or injured in the future?

[katupuraamen]

song by http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm29231886

[angy-lizzer]

DND Class: Iri Akiudo (Irisvielle Dalamiq)

Ranger

You are a ranger! Your skillset is a blend of naturalistic knowledge and personal survival skill. Rangers are at home in even the wildest and least hospitable of places, such as vast jungles or suffocating caverns. They are skilled hunters and nimble warriors, a base which they supplement with impressive tracking skills and a vast knowledge of their prey obtained through observation and experience. Some rangers bond with an animal and battle alongside it as a partner, while others practice complex combat maneuvers or place a focus on stealthy ambushes. Some even focus on harnessing the magical power of nature, much like druids. A ranger is a skilled and self-sufficient skirmisher who uses their mobility and skillset to fight effectively at any distance - especially against their favored prey

Tagged by: @oneangryhyur

Tagging: Anyone and everyone to come along and do this!

Here's the link!: https://uquiz.com/oHsJQX?p=96973

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[lesbianrey]

hey siri add to calendar ‘vandalize todd howard’s wikipedia page’ on april 25th, 2018

[vvarhound]

the day approaches

[allycat]