[anicsx]

On the nights when I’ve spent the day trying to hate you, I sleep like I’ve taken prescriptions that didn’t belong to me. When you call me out of the blue, I’m mad with love, and am unable to sleep. Those nights are the ones that I spend laying awake thinking of the perfect words to write for something as impeccably breathtaking as you. I can not even begin to comprehend what the hell this is, but it comes to me so quick, like I’ve had it all my life. I love everything about you, but the question is, do I really, truly love you this time? Or is it just another illusion? I am not a religious woman, but I will pray, everynight, that you are questioning yourself in the same way as I am.

Anicsx (via anicsx)

[geealiceart]

[alternicobase]

Stop whatever the hell you are doing right now and see this! Super Mario to a violin.

[bluedragonkaiser]

This isn’t what you think it is. It’s better.

[cutepetplanet]

[egberts]

everyone in the household uses a different color marker to write on the kitchen whiteboard

[flowersnax]

But who were they calling a cat

[egberts]

her

[frontlineninja-deactivated20181]

allegedly

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[owawaaa]

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

[meanplastic]

[justcatposts]

A cat doing cat things

More cute animal vines?

[ask-the-sexy-motherfucker-blog]

Do you ship yourself with Spiderman?

“Do I ship myself with spiderman?

do I?

DO I????”

[naotakunn]

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

[surprisebitch]

i need an update omg. did she reply?

[twerkingyaowang]

[kim-jong-chill]

[black--lamb-blog]

Me

[tastefullyoffensive]

[photography-cnl]

Glowworms Illuminate New Zealand’s Caves

Photographer Shaun Jeffers traveled to the Waitomo area to capture its limestone caves, which are illuminated by glowworms. The alien-like critters emit a phosphorescent turquoise light.

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[bystanderrev]

[noobtheloser]

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time