she kilt him
i just witnessed a fucking Murder. and it was Brutal

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she kilt him
i just witnessed a fucking Murder. and it was Brutal
whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”
moon: full
titties: out
tumblr: no
I am forcibly removed from the blog I’ve been running for 9+ years.
RARE PICTURES OF EEYORE SMILING
Good post OP
To our sisters: You are descendants of a line of unbothered, unwavering, uncompromising, unyielding, and fearless foremothers, who never hesitated or halted when it came time to work, protect, love, speak, risk, resist, or fight. Remember where you come from today. Because despite it all… Still. You. Rise. ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿 ||
I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life
not risking it
…right. I’m gonna go walking up the pike Thursday. If this works they’ll be filming wonder woman and star wars up there at the same time.
Listen I hate to be that Bitch but today turned out really well when I was expecting a shit day and was probs the best day of the year thus far so thanks for the Vibes, op.
Last time I reblogged this I shot my shot and texted the guy I liked and now we’re dating so you know. Gonna channel the Vibes again.
This has worked twice
me, casually: so like…..what’s the exact time you were born?
REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.
how are people turned off by tattoos they are so fucking hot
What really bothers me is that staff thinks it needs to make this site “safe for children” like have you seen this place? Get rid of the pedophiles and child porn by all means please, make it safe for teens sure, but no 9 year old should be using tumblr so I think you’re in the clear there. I don’t get it like what did staff just wake up one morning, and look at this site like
“…Hmm…”
i genuinely believe that 2012 was the optimal tumblr experience. like if you didnt live through 2012, you havent fully understood how much of a hell site this is. to jog some ppl’s memories:
francieum
quirkybrittany
justgirlythings
“I like your shoelaces” “I stole them from the president” and people actually fucking doing this in public
we still called porn fics “smut” and “lemons”
“you must be fun at parties”
cole sprouse’s tumblr social experiment, and some people taking it so seriously that they threatened mass suicide
mitt romney
hetastuck (hetalia and homestuck fandoms were moirails i guess)
hussieruya (people unironically shipping the creators of hetalia and homestuck)
andrew hussie actually asking about hussieruya in his twitter
the obsession with andrew hussie’s lips
superwholock fandom (this was their prime)
supernatural has a gif for everything
“Fuck you watson” somehow being praised as the best comeback possible?? ok lol
hipster side of tumblr vs fandom side of tumblr, and all those pictures of the two coexisting to bring some sort of peace? as if we were at war with each other?? wtf was up with that
the dumbest fake stories holy shit, and everyone believed them
benedict cumberbatch everywhere
that sherlock gif of benedict cumberbatch looking into a door’s peep hole and people saying how if you cover one side of his face he looks confident but if you cover the other side he looks sad, so they said he’s the best actor in the world or whatever
gangnam style everywhere
people being shamed from using memes or even saying the word meme
“Oh, you facebook people think tumblr is boring? Well, we’ll find you…Supernatural fandom, grab your demons! Sherlock fandom, grab your Watsons! Doctor Who fandom, grab your Tardises! Harry Potter fandom, grab your wands! Homestuck fandom, grab your strife cards! Hetalia fandom, grab your pasta!” proceed for 1628519 more fandoms
“im pretty sure thats taylor swift” “no thats becky”
the dancing chandler gif from friends
“Reblog if you dont have a problem with gay marriage!” followed by ten mile long additions of rainbow gifs and pictures and 9gag memes
potato jesus (i’ll admit, this was actually funny)
the reblog button being at the top of posts
cuil theory, aka “i give you a hamburger”
27 comments on a post just saying “INSTANT REBLOG” or “PRESS PLAY”
song mixups from people “accidentally opening a bunch of tabs playing music” but it was actually from a pop mix album
“ah, the scalene triangle”
XD vs :D discourse
the most reblogged picture on tumblr
doge
men of tumblr
the cursed long ass “fedoras arent that bad!” post
touch my butt and buy me pizza
spread this like wildfire
tumblr university (complete with uniforms)
tumblr island
tumblr nation
these all would lead to the creation and failure of dashcon
tumblr prom
Dont forget “the first rule of tumblr”
want to cuddle and slide my hand down your pants
sir that’s my emotional support female-presenting nipple
“Explicit” content am I right?
THIS POST HAS BEEN MARKED EXPLICIT
Tumblr HQ, apparently.
Broke: Fixing the porn bot problem.
Woke: Fixing the porn problem.
A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)
I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds
THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?
UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE
We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises.
One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound.
Omgggg the sounds.
Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world
WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS
A video tape from James Rolfe with both spellings of the name on holy fuck am I really seeing this
MANDELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
So this whole “split universe” thing was really the publisher not knowing how to spell their own fucking IP.