What A Waste Of A Perfectly Good Clean Wrist

29.I’m not cute I'm punk rock 👊💥🦇

[leyfin]

universal dashboard of mourning

[oohsnickers]

I want George Washington replaced with Dolly Parton on the dollar bill and I want people to call it a Dolly bill and no sir I have not been smoking this idea is reasonable and sound thank you and good day.

[2wo-knav3s]

can't stand this bitch

[2wo-knav3s]

so-called "free thinkers" when it's time to keep it slinky

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[yesornopolls]

Dolly Parton, country star, actor and philanthropist, dies aged 80

Songwriter of I Will Always Love You, Jolene and 9 to 5 also invested millions in child literacy, Covid-19 vaccine development and other cau

[segamascott]

[and-fishing-equipment]

you need to do a little dance in the kitchen. it is vitally important for your health that you do a little dance in the kitchen. you understand

[pudulogy]

[rhymeslosingtime]

Batman 2 being a winter movie is the perfect time to introduce a certain cold-theme villain 🥹

[rhymeslosingtime]

Skiing Joker

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this

[lakevida]

HOT TIP: if you need enrichment to stave off diseases of the mind but don't have any puzzles you can just eat a bunch of pistachios and then sort thru the shell pile to find matching halves and superglue them back together

[lakevida]

this is awful. try it

[wizardonline]

hey man quick question. you okay?

[lakevida]

that's none of my business

[fillher-url]

the crazy thing about this place called “grocery store” is that you always need to go there. especially if you like, just went.

[dykecinema]

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

[achillesinhighheels]

[muppetshow2026]

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

[getbentdaily-deactivated2025122]

"Miso" is Greek for "hatred". "Gyny" is Greek for "woman" Misogyny literally means "hatred of women".

The word "misogyny" is always associated with the unnecessary hatred and abuse of women. No one ever thinks about this word in a positive light.

[muppetshow2026]

will you ever forgive me

[muppetshow2026]

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

[tobiasdrake]

you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider

[pudulogy]

[freespiritedbeing]

Being outside we should hear the wind and crickets, not people. ...

To be honest, not only do I NOT want to hear your baby, I don't want to hear your momma, your dog, or YOU.

There used to be a saying which goes "children should be seen and not heard" and I'm gonna take this wonderful rudeness a step further ...

PEOPLE -regardless of what age- SHOULD NOT BE SEEN OR HEARD.

[pudulogy]

how you felt writing that:

[uptownthots]

so much going on here

[dogpuppy]

Me when my asshole itches and I’m on the moon

[dogpuppy]

My best post.

[dogpuppy]

You all think all I do is steal posts. Well I handmade this one and many others like it but worse.