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calamitys-child

Me reading academic papers: incoherent nonsense. Bullshit. I could write better than this in my sleep

Me writing academic papers: this sentence is 206 words long and contains 19 commas & a semicolon, fuck you

xthehatchick

You either die with a bachelors degree or you stay in college long enough to watch yourself become the villain.

steampunktendencies

A remarkable Jacobean re-emergence after 200 years of yellowing varnish Courtesy Philip Mould

beyoursledgehammer

PAINT RESTORATION OF MESMERIZING

eliciaforever-deactivated201906

I saw this on Twitter. He’s using acetone, but a cellulose ether has been added to make it into a gel (probably Klucel—this entire gel mixture is sometimes just called Klucel by restorers, but Klucel is specifically the stuff that makes the gel).

Normally, acetone is too volatile for restoration, but when it’s a gel, it becomes very stable and a) stays on top of the porous surface of the painting, and b) won’t evaporate. So it can eat up the varnish.

It looks scary, but acetone has no effect on oils, and jelly acetone is even less interactive with the surface of the paint or canvas.

ooh-sluggie

Will someone PLEASE clean the mona lisa

dracofidus-deactivated20200523

For those who are wondering, they cleaned a copy of the Mona Lisa made by one of Da Vinchi’s students, and here’s a side by side comparison:

CLEAN THE FUCKING MONA LISA.

robertchase

i-do-not-believe-you-continue

Not to be dramatic or anything but this is the best scene on television history

7tny

apolkadotnerd

In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.

did-you-know

Straight men are the most likely to have an orgasm during sex, but they’re the least likely to return the favor. A 2017 study of orgasm frequency found that 95% of straight men claimed to usually or always orgasm during sex, while gay men, bi men, and lesbians had success rates between 86-89% - yet only 65% of straight and bi women made the same claim. Basically, straight men are doing it wrong nearly half of the time. Source Source 2

TUMBLR COMIN IN CLUTCH

dragon-in-a-fez

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

antigothesis

Teen: *gets a job*

“I GOT THE JOB!”

Parents: Well, when I was your age, I already had 5 jobs and was supporting my family

thecobaltmonk

the saga continues…

sunfortune

bucky glancing at sam and then back to steve and saying “not bad for the end of the world” my ALL CAPS HEART is THRIVING 😭😩

boredpanda

Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, Proves Parenting Is Fun

sourcedumal

Lmfaoooooo children will roast you. Truly

amuzed1-deactivated20241106

The 5-year-old is SAVAGE. LOL

thislifeshitistrash

“I read her the instructions” 😂😂😂

the-stray-liger

The older I get the less I put up with JKR

“Slytherins didn’t participate in the battle of Hogwarts bc they’d be fighting family” Do you have ANY idea of how much I’d fucking LOVE to fight some ppl in my own goddamn fucking family forget the goddamn wand I’m gonna punch my homophobic racist uncles in the throat à la muggle