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dykecostanza-deactivated2024112

i could keep adding to this all day

we’re all allowed to pick (1) thing from our teen years to keep us sane in these trying times and i have decided i’m picking 2012-2014 achievement hunter

anakinnaberrie

I CANT HAVE SHIT IN THIS HOUSE

prokopetz

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

lowkey-revolutionary-raccoon

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

krwzprtt

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human:

jaunes-hoodie

That’s the best possible use of a gif I’ve ever seen

HERE’S THE DUCKS.

you missed the best part

glumshoe

if a werewolf dies but they were an organ donor does someone get a new kidney that turns into a wolf kidney once a month

4la-deactivated20210919

*thinks of all my worst memories so that every empath in a mile radius takes psychic damage*

astarlingdiscovery

Tumblr blue through the years.

drearyhours

computer illiteracy pride flag

tastefullyoffensive

shock

in college there are only two moods:

1. i can do this! after outlining everything i need to do, it doesn’t seem so bad. in fact it’s very methodical and easy to follow and i can do it.

2. oh my god its happening. its the end for me. i might as well be dead. everything is due now. i was put on this earth to suffer. i have two essays due in 45 seconds and all ive eaten today is half a goldfish cracker. i can only feel pain

also these moods go back and forth every hour