Life as I Know it!

Cae/27/GF/PanPoly/Texas blog about everything and anything that tickles my fancy, personal rants, and anything else I can't share elsewhere!

[animaeseptem613]

You cared enough to answer, scrote

And some say that poking fun of someone means you like them. Guess that means you like me actually :)

[animaeseptem613]

You should change your pronouns to jump/scare cuz good God you are one ugly male

And you should change yours to waste/space because nobody gives a shit about you or your opinion :)

[animaeseptem613]

You’ll never be a woman you creep

Awwww projecting are we? :)

[halfbloodliz]

Hi guys!

I’m Liz from previously my-flourish-and-blotts here on tumblr (and some other sideblogs too).

My blog & my sideblogs that I loved so much have disappeared and tumblr has not answered my several requests to bring it back.

My main blog was where I posted all my work (gifsets, edits, text posts and some personal posts with pictures) that is now all gone. Weeks, maybe months of work just disappeared. Gone.

I’m incredibly saddened by the loss of my old blog, that was my safe place and my anchor, besides being my special interest (I’m autistic) and that I had ever since I was a kid, 8 years ago (I was FOURTEEN) and had almost 40.000 followers but even more about the loss of every single one of my content creations. I would like to ask you if you’ve ever reblogged one of my original posts and you are able to find it, to send it to me here so I can save my work and repost it.

Besides that, if you were following me there at @my-flourish-and-blotts and still want to follow me, this here (@myflourishandblotts) is my new home. This is where I will begin again from zero, reblog my favourite fandoms, keep posting my gifsets and edits and being myself.

I wish you all an excellent day, a wonderful week and good health. 

Love, Liz – myflourishandblotts (previously my-flourish-and-blotts).

[valtsv]

it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

[tiwaztyrsfist]

Tolkien had personal beef with the Beatles

[solepunk]

He actively encouraged Led Zeppelin to write songs based on the LOTR series and considered it an honor

[sillymarillion-comics]

[luccorvus]

When the current queen of Denmark was young, she made illustrations for his books and sent them to him under a pseudonym. He liked them and they were printed in the Danish version of the book.

[kaispeakshermind]

WHAT

[dankmemeuniversity]

[flightyfinch]

the inarguably best three avatar moments in no particular order

that’s rough buddy

no firelord ozai YOU’RE not wearing any pants

that part where they’re all completely baffled by there being just a regular bear

[adventures-in-mangaland]

Consider:

Maybe it’s friendly

Can your Science explain why it rains

The Boulder feels conflicted

HOW can you SAY that

We have defeated you for all time! You will never rise from the ashes of your shame and humiliation!

Hello, Zuko here

[bloodbending]

ALSO:

It’s Sparky Sparky Boom Man!

I’m Wang Fire. And this is my wife, Sapphire… Fire

And this is Katara, my flying sister

ZUKO, I WANT YOU TO DANCE WITH ME

when Aang grabbed Ozai by his stupid goat beard right before kicking his ass

Sokka: I can’t see ANYTHING! Toph: Oh no, what a nightmare! Sokka: Sorry.

[tpwkzutara]

You’re forgetting the VERY BEST:

• That’s a sharp outfit, Chan. Careful, you could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea. Because… It’s so sharp.

[theadamantdaughter-deactivated2]

Maybe: - That’s a great idea! Let the blind girl fly the giant air ship. - I know this is from you, Sokka! Toph can’t write! - Hey! Riot! - Why am I so bad at being good?! - Take a bite out of the silver sandwich. - The father lord - I don’t need any calming tea!

[kay-pei-jade]

This tea is nothing but hot leaf juice!  Uncle…that’s what all tea is. How could a member of my own family say something SO HORRIBLE?

[wintermoth]

ok but - “Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis the Third” AND - “MY CABBAGES!!!!!”

[weeaboobi-deactivated20170530]

“I can see everything, I just don’t see like you do. I release a sonic wave from my mouth.”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[aangarchy]

You forgot

- FOOD EATS PEOPLE - Drink cactus juice, it’ll quench ya - unless… THIS IS THE FUTURE?! - my own mother thought I was a monster… she was right of course but it still hurt

[avatarthelastairbendermemes]

Also:

• Kangaroo Island eh? I hear that place is really HOPPING!

• ZUKO’S GONE CRAZY

• Delectable tea?… Or deadly poison?

• Let me guess, your instincts told you

• If the Earth Kingdom discovers us, they’ll have us killed … But if the fire nation discovers us, we’ll be turned over to Azula… Earth Kingdom it is

[official-lucifers-child]

i don’t even watch avatar and these all made me laugh

[animaeseptem613]

Also for your consideration:

The entire “Little Soldier Boy” song

[martindykewood]

[madseance]

look I’ve had a really shitty day and ngl I’ve just rewatched this video SEVERAL times in a row for catharsis reasons

[astrologicalslut-deactivated201]

Please reblog if you are gay, bi, asexual, pan sexual, transgender, or a supporter

I’m trying to teach a lesson to my homophobic mother, so every url that reblogs are likes this will be written down and posted all over Niagara Falls

[earthpictureshere]

Eight Rainbows! WOW Lehigh Valley, PA [960 x 960]

[rigaya-deactivated20180901]

reblog for good luck 

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Leprechaun convention.

[bluegoo2]

Leprecon

[animaeseptem613]

Captain Holly Short would like a word

[warpromisedarchive]

[Your url but  you change it with the following criterion:

Every “i” is replaced by “iii”  Every “e” is replaced by “c” Every “o” & “a” is replaced by “x” Add “isms” to the end of it

[animaeseptem613]

XniiimxcScptcmisms

[qinni]

Wow, haven’t been on Tumblr for over 2 years now xD~ I’ve no idea if people are still following me here; migrated to other social medias by now like me xD;;.  I didn’t really just want to leave it like this though.

I was recently diagnosed with stage 4 fibrosis sarcoma cancer, and the doc thinks I got about 1-1.5 years left. I guess I’m really here to kinda….leave my mark? These are just some of my work from the past few years I haven’t been uploading here :3

I’m more active on Twitter, Instagram and Patreon. Every bit of support helps <3. I’m not sure if I’m ever posting back here, but thank you guys so much for reading.

[notlikingbestgirl]

[graveyardoftherose]

Last out of touch thursday of the decade lets make this count

[casanovabutch]

FIRST OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY OF THE DECADE LET’S GO

[hawt-me33]

Coming into a fandom late

[baxterdamus-deactivated20130513]

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

[valorious]

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

[fauxmoux]

Accuracy at its best

[street-of-mercy]

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

[my-reylo]

all of this shit…lol

[nerdsagainstfandomracism]

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

[not-so-secret-nerd]

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

[jupiter235]

This gets better every time I see it. 

[sageblackrose95]

@fuboos-mess

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Being in a dead fandom…

[illogicalarchive]

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

[erilias]

The accuracy hurts.

[fanfic-yes-please]

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

[it-is-bugs]

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

[sweetferalbaby]

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

[teaganvamp]

This just gets better..

[hamboj2]

@mi-kleos

[thatcrazysonicchick]

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

[knightofbloodcancer]

Fandom hell in general

[morathavictoria]

Yes.

[marvelanimelover]

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

[stop-talking-babe-deactivated20]

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

[raise-cain-archived]

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

[crochanblackbeak]

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

[kateriverameliawolfe]

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

[ishipwhatiship247]

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

[ravenhilarious]

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

[swanqueen-author]

Being in a fandom that actually works together

[commanderunhingedmongoose]

Why is this so true? All of it.

[pillowprincesslexa]

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

[hangingfire]

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

[priory-of-stars]

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

[marianagmt]

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

[batbyte-alghul]

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

[tirnel-sutcliff-spears]

I love this. and it’s gotten better

[cartoonjessie]

After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….

[brit-is-bookish]

All of these are me. Lol

[thehikingastronomer]

Being in a fandom on Tumblr

[julietsemophase]

And it reached its epic conclusion

[lucien-the-leaf]

Cannot resist this at this point

[neurovascular-entrapta]

Another legendary post back from the abyss just in time for the end of the decade

[animaeseptem613]

Things FFXIV players understand:

1) I’ll watch these cutscenes later. <- biggest lie ever told

2) Limsa Lower Decks is ALWAYS laggy and full

3) Tataru scares you

4) ALL lalafell scare you

5) Uncertain if the Exarch or Emet is actually the good guy

6) Running the same dungeon 5000 times for that ONE glamour piece.

7) Healers adjust

8) Healers hate it when you meme them by telling them to adjust

9) La-HEE

10) The housing crisis

[animaeseptem613]

WHOS THE MOTHERFUCKING SNOWFLAKE NOW BITCHES.

“I don’t support this impeachment!”

“I don’t support this president”

“You have to respect the office of president and how he was elected!”

“You have to support the constitution giving congress the SOLE power to impeach”

Oh how the tables have turned and even though removal isn’t likely, a message has been sent. We will NOT stand for someone who makes an absolute fool of this country and treats his office as his personal plaything. I have nothing against republicans but trump supporters can fuck right off out my life. Idgaf if you’re family. If you’re so blinded by party lines you support this piece of shit then I don’t need you.

[mighty-ant]

Movie Santas Ranked

1. Rankin/Bass Santa

Stop motion from the 1970s. Ancient and all knowing in his jerky movements and wildly spinning.eyes. Orphaned under mysterious circumstances, raised by elves in the woods. Unfamiliar with human customs. Pure of heart. 

 6/10 Santas

2. Nightmare Before Christmas Santa 

Needs a fucking vacation. Takes no shit. May never trust children again. Will bitch slap a skeleton if needed and invite his gf to tea.

11/10 Santas 

3. Netflix’s Christmas Chronicles Santa (or, Kurt Russell Santa)

Potent sexual energy, more than any santa should ever have. Has the ugliest elves ever, all of them disturbing crosses of a cat, Gremlin, and rodent-like creature. Historically, if this santa doesn’t do his job, wars literally happen as a result (remember  WWI? Apparently this guy didn’t finish his deliveries all 4 years). Does crime and kidnaps children and actually ends up in jail.

3/10 Santas 

4. Rise of the Guardians Santa 

The most powerful Santa, but also the most vulnerable. Can snap Kurt Russell Santa over his knee. Is Russian. Carries two literal scimitars to cut a bitch down to size. But must rely on children believing in him to stay alive. 

10/10 Santas 

5. Tim Allen Santa 

The most lethal santa of all, murdered his way to the top. committed the egregious sin of being played by tim allen

2/10 Santas for childhood nostalgia