According To All Known Laws Of Aviation,

Je m'appelle Jenna, j'aime regarder la télé et de mourir. J'adorerais vous❤️

[maxistentialist-deactivated2020]

Every word in this headline is funnier than the one before it.

[demisatyr]

a worthy rival

[buddyblanc]

[pleasant-canadians-music]

[the-snadger]

[injuries-in-dust]

[unclefather]

[queersatanic]

there really is a dril tweet for everything

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/03/business/oil-industry-careers.html

[smute]

imagine being so detached from reality that you're planning a career in the oil industry in 2021

[valtsv]

stan this unproblematic fave instead

[parasitoidism]

The idea of being a villain in Pokémon is SO FUNNY like youre in this word where you have little creatures that are powered by good vibes and friendship and you can bond with them and play with them and stuff and you’re like no I think we need to establish an organized crime ring or blow up the planet or both

[parasitoidism]

pikachu: pika pika:)

Like 10 different people: I want to kill everyone in the world

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

[socialistexan]

[imstunning]

reblog if ur a fish whore

[sexycraisinthanos]

[seflapod]

This is KING shit

[seflapod]

[seflapod]

[tikkety-tok]

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

[teaboot]

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

[fruitpilled]

is it working

[teaboot]

Yes

[magnuspool]

[deathbutwithfuzzyanimals]

I can’t tell if this is gender envy or vibe envy but I envy this man

[fandomsandfeminism]

Ok, so theres like 14 tugboats working on the Ever Given now and the tide is coming in. They MIGHT be able to refloat her today.

As a hilarious side note, THIS apparently happened on a highway in china this morning, which SEEMS like a joke but is apparently real:

[alicesobscurity]

https://www.unilad.co.uk/viral/evergreen-truck-blocks-chinese-motorway-just-days-after-evergreen-ship-jams-suez-canal/

Evergreen Truck Blocks Chinese Motorway Just Days After Evergreen Ship Jams Suez Canal

The word ‘Evergreen’ will likely now be forever associated with chaos, after a truck carrying one of the company’s shippin

[fandomsandfeminism]

Thank you for a source!

Update on the Ever Given: between the tides and the tugboats, she was straightened out by like…30 meters. The tide has gone back out, so she’s not gonna be free TODAY it seems, but they are making progress.

[fandomsandfeminism]

To answer some questions that have come up in the notes:

1. Ever Given is the ship; Evergreen is the company. Yes, that’s confusing

2. Yes, it’s the same Evergreen that owns the shipping container on the truck (but not the truck itself, I think.)

3. It is also the same Evergreen that has a ship, the Ever Laurel, that spilled thousands of rubber ducks into the ocean in 1992.

What connects the 'Ever Given', the Suez Canal, and 7,200 rubber ducks loose in the Pacific?

Both ships were reportedly chartered by the same company

[ai-papi-deactivated20201124]

dear God take care of her when i can’t

[phallictunicate-deactivated2024]

Me when I pet a stray cat and it then runs away

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

When I tell you I screamed, I actually screamed 😭😭😭

[rook-the-catechumen]

the Kings and I getting ready to play some D&D

[gaiomon]

In an apocalyptic scenario, I’d spend my last moments alive watching this.

[klapollo]

I just love how, in an age where music videos seem to really have fallen to the wayside, lil nas x delivers these high concept videos with lots of artistic vision and creativity to them. he's just really good at making good art.

[tina-snow]

Lil Nas X — Montero (Call Me By Your Name)

[katra-applesauce]

'nother great work by systemflaw can never have enough Catradora

[ruinedchildhood]

this episode changed me forever