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I came away from star trek 2009 with the impression that Spock Prime really ships Spirk

i came away with the impression Spirk was endgame in every universe

‘just look at his cute little expressions,’ spock prime says. ‘and his cute big expressions. oh and by the way, choke him a little. he will totally love it.’

toreth

moriarty

#ff puts such an emphasis on vulcan touch telepathy that i’m re-evaluating every single time they so much as brushed in tos #especially when spock is so deliberate #like is he checking his thoughts to see if he’s actually alright here? #can i live?

willchild

I’m having a hard time as it is with how their shadows play on the wall #dead

tyson-ot-nw

To get that shadow intersect they had to specifically re-mount the lights from how they normally do in the turbolifts. It was a calculated artistic choice.

olderthannetfic

plant-dad-sulu

dykespirk

10/10 funniest Spock moment is when he accidentally tells everyone he went blind bc he forgot he has an extra set of eyelids.

he ACTUALLY thought that HE, himself, was permanently blinded before going, 20 minutes later, “OH FUCK! I can see again”

normally that’s something Spock would do just to fuck with everyone but this time he also had his ass handed to him because he couldn’t remember HIS OWN NUMBER OF EYELIDS

best Vulcan ever. I know Starfleet is still telling stories about him to this day

pyromiz

McCoy: I'm serious Jim, I've never seen Spock that angry before.

textsfromtheenterprisecrew

Spock’s Sass will definitely be joining us in the new year.

buglvr24

today i asked a trekkie coworker if he shipped spock and kirk. when he said no i asked why and he replied: “i think spock can do better”

textsfromtheenterprisecrew

Damn, poor Kirk 😂 I still ship Spirk though

remember that time that spock said “this is about sex” but he couldn’t say sex so instead he said “biology” and kirk clearly knew what he meant but was awkwardly like “what kind of biology” and spock got this look on his face like ‘oh lordy i’m not dealing with this today’ and said “vulcan biology” and kirk can’t say the word sex either so he goes “u mean the biology of vulcans” and then they stood there in silence for ten seconds like a pair of fucking idiots

castielsbeefriend

iamthecutestofborg

dragon-in-a-fez

people who are like "how dare they retcon Spock having a sister" are so weak. have you seen the show? Spock said "one of my ancestors married a human female" and it wasn't until a year later his best friends found out he was talking about his fucking parents, and even then he only reluctantly let it slip because they were in the room

yuttikkele

hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

self-made-purgatories

watching the realization publicly dawn in real time in the comments is fucking amazing

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mozart-the-meerkitten

The funniest original Star Trek scene to date is from The Thalion Web where Spock and Bones think Kirk has been killed and are arguing over the incredibly dangerous situation the Enterprise is currently in and Bones is thiiiiiis close to saying Spock is unfit for duty out of spite and Spock just dared him to do it and then they put in a little recorded message of Kirk's last order that he told them to watch if he ever dies and in it Kirk says "Since you're watching this I assume I'm dead and Enterprise is in terrible danger. And that you two are locked in mortal combat."

Kirk using the words MORTAL COMBAT and then saying EXACTLY the right words to make those two stop fighting is hilarious in and of itself.

But then THEY LIE ABOUT LISTENING TO THE MESSAGE. Once he's back they're like "what message, oh that, we didn't have time for that". These dorks.

tipsytogglebutton

Obsessed with Uhura’s presence in Star Trek TOS. You’re sitting there watching Kirk be A Sixties Paragon Of White Masculinity and the cinematography is like “oh, you wanna watch Kirk be white and conventional? Fine. Uhura is gonna be in the background tho. And he’s gonna talk to her a lot. And then we’re gonna zoom in on her. Because we cast a badass black woman in the 60s and you’re going to hecking deal with it motherfuckers.” Obsessed obsessed obsessed.