can't stop laughing about that post that said Geralt would love ibuprophen bc yes. i think there are a lot of fantasy characters who wouldn't take pain meds from our world bc they simply would be like "i don't see the need" but geralt would be that guy who asks you to hand him some ibuprophen from your purse and you'd get out 2 and he'd say, "oh I usually take 6" and you'd say "how?? long have you been taking 6 ibuprophen at a time???" and he'd be like "i don't know, always? does it matter?" and suddenly all his recent acute GI symptoms would start making sense but also it could be unrelated because honestly what data would you have on how witcher bodies are affected by NSAIDs? you hand him 6 and hope for the best.
probable: ibuprohen would do nothing to a witcher body whatsoever considering they can take so many weird potions and elixirs
possible & funnier: witcher bodies are painstakingly designed and altered to take those potions and elixirs—not NSAIDs. geralt is playing a dangerous game against stomach ulcers.
edit that makes me realize i've been spelling ibuprofen wrong my entire life



















