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[theblackestofsuns]

How To Draw A Horse by Emma Hunsinger in this week’s New Yorker magazine.

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i love talking to my girlfriend about her intrusive thoughts because what do you mean you’re worried i’m cheating on you with my friend who i frankly couldn’t imagine naked if i tried

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Clavicular the Bone Smasher is a great name for a mad max driver who instantly dies in a firey wreck

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“Lee Cronin” sounds like how you say “The Mummy” in french

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AFBBL (assigned female by bela lugosi)

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“last night was a movie” yeah bro sesame street

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list of things my partner has accidentally hit instead of her vape

car keys

phone charger

basement key

fork

car keys again

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a beer

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i think maybe the most disgusting thing i’ve ever experienced was that time i ate someone out and found a fingernail clipping in his bush. that was really horrible. sorry for sharing

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as someone who professionally teaches the elderly how to use computers, i would like to be the first to take a stand on one of the most important issues of our time:

the ‘Switch to Pages format’ button on Google Docs should be under the View tab, not Format. Format is for changing the actual layout of the document, and View is for changing how it displays on your computer.

thank you for your time.

[seapotty]

Mulder at the video store

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i’m scared

[grimark]

it’s been my observation after watching various tv shows that “lieutenant” is one of the most homoerotic ranks you can be

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captions should be at the top of the screen and not the bottom

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mostly to mitigate the effect of a tall guy sitting in front of me at Andrei Rubelev

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captions should be at the top of the screen and not the bottom

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once i was walking down the street and there was a guy on the next corner with a clipboard so i preloaded my response so i wouldn’t have to slow down. and instead of saying any of the normal things he just pointed at me and said “radiohead” and i said “not today sorry” and kept walking. why did he say that to me

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i can’t believe i was invited to an orgy and my high school nemesis is on the guest list. i fucking hate portland

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by the way i don’t care about high school beef or anything like that, im an adult. i think hes just straight up a bad guy and i have the distinct honor of knowing that for many many years

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i can’t believe i was invited to an orgy and my high school nemesis is on the guest list. i fucking hate portland