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INTRO :3

HAI EVERYPONY!!!! im scourge!! i am a white 21 yo scourge warrior cats kinnie (or something along those lines). on all levels except physical i am an edgy scene furry, also im autistic but this is probably obvious.

i enjoy edgy furries, art, writing, animation, warrior cats, biology and a bunch of other stuff i am forgetting!! i am very annoying about doll eye as well, although the creator is a racist creep so i will not being talking about it all that much on tumblr.

i also have an oc story starring a horrible dog man named alfred! i call him scourgefred cause he is based on another character named alfred and its easier to keep track of them this way, but rest assured they are entirely separate characters despite initial similarities. if youre curious, go through my #scourgefred n co tag!

also im not putting a dni here, ill just block you if i dont like you lmao.

ps!! #evil plans is my art tag, and #evil monologues is my talking tag! i tagged this post with both these and #scourgefred n co for navigation.

#evil plans #evil monologues #scourgefred n co

lupismaris

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

lumsel

There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

unusual-pybro

m1dori-eyes

Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.

daftpatience

i had a dream that when you looked up "gougar" this was the meme you got instead of the actual one

daftpatience

gougar attack

kosmogrl

fucking-relax

this is helpful to getting started on anything regardless of what you call it (from this post)

problem solving steps

IMPROVE distress tolerance skill

blackbearmagic

resources

hobbular

Friend of mine was submitting a job application and discovered that they REQUIRED a photo:

We’re trying to decide which of these is a better option:

or

nowlander

forgivenessissupposedtobeearned

call me crazy but I think it'd be easier if surgeons learned how to operate on fat bodies instead of expecting every single fat person to lose weight before getting surgery

lakevida

everyone seems to be doing quite well

#alfred

confetti-street

these pictures of slenderman at dashcon will forever be like my favorite thing ever

longhorned

I was reading the Wikipedia list of notable + ironic last words and the two most recent entries are so heartening

devi-hydra

silkie chicken again

theblinding

How to Look at Art, Arts & Architecture, Ad Reinhardt, January 1947

theweirdwideweb

300 year old leather star map by the Skidi, one of the four bands of the Pawnee tribe. The Skidi Pawnee historically lived on the Central Plains of Nebraska and Kansas.