Where my thoughts go to die.

Turns out I mainly think about people on public transport, assholes at my work and food.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

[aninnininnerindia]

Stuck On A Name Gigs (venue) - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1596665287225847 Stuck On A Name Studios - https://www.facebook.com/pages/Stuck-On-A-Name-Studios/136819999699544 Rescue Rooms (bar/venue) - https://www.facebook.com/RescueRooms IKE Productions (promoters) - https://www.facebook.com/IKEProductionsUK Torturous Promotions - https://www.facebook.com/TorturousPromotions Audacious Face Promotions - https://www.facebook.com/groups/audaciousface Rock City (club) - https://www.facebook.com/ROCKCITYNOTTINGHAM Old Angel Inn (bar/venue) - https://www.facebook.com/groups/OldAngel Hairy Dog (venue) - https://www.facebook.com/groups/hairydoggiglisting Bunkers Hill (venue) - https://www.facebook.com/groups/287475241372671 The Chameleon (bar/venue) - https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Chameleon-Arts-Cafe-Nottingham/195090847210354 Mosh (club) - https://www.facebook.com/Moshderby Sugar Ape (clubnight) - https://www.facebook.com/TheSugarApe Phlebas (clubnight) - https://www.facebook.com/PhlebasPhamily Hey Hey Hey (clubnight) - https://www.facebook.com/heyx3 Tap N Tumbler (pub/venue) - https://www.facebook.com/pages/Tap-N-Tumbler/154676457893552 Ride (bar) - https://www.facebook.com/pages/Ride-Bar/131234196924258 Pit And Pendulum (bar) - https://www.facebook.com/Pit.and.Pendulum.nottingham Spanky Van Dykes (bar) - https://www.facebook.com/pages/Spanky-Van-Dykes/159288507415568 Annie's Burger Shack (restaurant/bar) - https://www.facebook.com/anniesburgershack Pop Confessional (clubnight) - https://www.facebook.com/thepopconfessional Bopp (clubnight) - https://www.facebook.com/TheBopp Tuned (clubnight) - https://www.facebook.com/2uned Bodycraft (tattoo) - https://www.facebook.com/pages/Bodycraft/130720623641765 dreamalonex everything you need to be alternative and in Notts.

[aninnininnerindia]

Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!

Audience: *cheers*

Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

[holysimba-deactivated20150624]

Hairdresser: do you like it? Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

[aninnininnerindia]

parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk

me: what do you wanna know

[aninnininnerindia]

This week on Customers Who Aren't Funny: "Wow, the Chicken's just flying out of the kitchen tonight isn't it? hur hur hur hur!"

[aninnininnerindia]

Was just sat on the toilet feeling very fragile. I had to blow my nose, but the snot wouldn't come out, so I decided to suck it back instead. It got stuck at the back of my throat which caused me to gag and then barf up all last night's McDonalds. I puked so hard it cause me to have a nose bleed. Shit, Snot, Puke and Blood, I think four bodily fluids at once has beaten my record, I could have gone for five, but I'm in no state to jerk off. Good morning.

[aninnininnerindia]

The Tesco in Ilkeston employs over 500 of the local population. It's nice they're keeping it a family ran business.

[aninnininnerindia]

It's weird when you're sat on the bus, just staring at the back of someone's head and then you become aware that someone's just sat behind you, just staring at the back of your head.

[thats-slightly-raven]

I love how in Jurassic Park everyone always seems so shocked when the dinosaurs start attacking people like u went to an island full of dinosaurs idk what your expectations were mate but that’s pretty much standard dinosaur behaviour

[undereyelids-deactivated2014052]

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

[sidnugget]

why wasnt i born a 6 ft tall model

[andrewbelami]

u would have gotten stuck in ur moms vag and died

[juelzsantanabandana]

Cool thing about tumblr: Since your blog is tailored exactly to your taste it reflects your personality enough that you can probably find your exact soul mate(or mates) on here.

Bad part: That bitch gon prolly live in Antartica or some shit.

[gothicprep]

you guys had nine months to prepare your royal baby jokes but none of you delivered

[aninnininnerindia]

So a twat at work asked was like "yo mate, how long did it take you to grow that beard? Haha!" I said "I shaved this morning, this is just what a man looks like, you'll get there eventually" and patted him on the back. His mates started roaring with laughter... the question is, why am I not punched?

[aninnininnerindia]

Oh my god! There's some super drunk, super old guy on the bus mumbling Rick Astley on the seat behind me. DYING! He sounded like Hey Arnold's granddad.

[aninnininnerindia]

Taking food out to a table at work:

Me: BBQ ribs? Little Boy: They're for me! Will there be eleven bones like last time? Me: I dunno, i think they're weighed, sometimes they'll be long and thin, sometimes they'll be short and fat. The Boy's Dad: Like you then lad! Hahaha! PAAARRRED!