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Hello there you. I have huge amounts of love for Bill Murray, Scarlett Johansson (so 'Lost In Translation', basically), Sherlock, Doctor Who, anderson-of-asgard, Star Wars, Attack on Titan, Disney, and a lot of others I can't actually think of right now.

[overblush]

why did the fray go off so hard in how to save a life?

[how-hufflepuff]

So we could cry when they lose patients on doctor shows

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[amifutami-remade]

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

[teenagerposts]

18-22 is a confusing age. I got friends getting married, some in prison, and some still have to ask their parents to stay out past curfew.

[lunetta-suzie-jewel]

“DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER??!!” hahaha it’s funny because trans people have a life expectancy of 34 specifically because of hate-based violence

[wheresanegg-blog]

old iOS looks like how dj got us fallin’ in love by usher sounds

[renegalien-deactivated20210515]

i literally hate language, i hate that you can just say shit like this and it actually makes sense

[yotoob]

We’ve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice. 

- bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things)

- loaned us garden tools when we didn’t have any

- invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane

- one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he’d picked from his garden

- and tomorrow he’s coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder.

Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god.

Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can’t even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING.

[yotoob]

ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN.

[yotoob]

HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES ‘JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN’T HAVE ANY’. IT WAS BARELY DARK.

BASTARDS - I’M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN’T I?

[fanaticalqueergeek]

The Gay Agenda, everyone. 

[duskenpath]

this is fucking i n c r e d i b l e

[imagine-otp]

Imagine your otps

[yotoob]

Just so everyone knows -

Mr and Mr Nice moved out around Christmas time 2016. (Further proof that 2016 was a cursed year)

We are still in touch and have been to visit them in their new house. They moved to gain some land, they have sheep aspirations for some reason. I love them.

We have new neighbours. I am currently engaged in a slow burn of niceness, which you can bet that I am going to crank up to the max when we move down permanently in June.

I WILL BE THE NICE ONE THIS TIME. PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE. NO MERCY.

[borntomezmer-deactivated2021011]

I feel like this might be how the cycle started in the first place

[lemonplanter]

This post is ancient. Powerful.

[grawly]

I’m goin back to 2010 y’all want anything

[winstonta]

Obama and Carrie Fisher.

[eva-420]

2018 the year we all just start wearing fuckin robes and cloaks again

[weavemama]

AMERICAN HEALTHCARE IN A NUTSHELL 

[residentgoodgirl]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[michellepsychologist]

✨😍✨

[pr1nceshawn]

The struggle was real.

[ericaclark1908]

They will never fucking know!

[fonzworthcutlass]

I swear. But I could still send a 2 paragraph text in 30seconds.

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

Fun Christmas idea:

Hang mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

Mistlefoe™

[razzle-dazzle-pineazzle-blog]

SOMEONE’S HALLS ARE GETTING

DECKED

[fashion-runways]

PAOLO SEBASTIAN Couture Fall/Winter 2018

[sashayed]

Everyone who worked on the film has a Carrie story, but the sweetest and most heartbreaking one belongs to Isaac:

“One of my favorite things that would happen from time to time on set would be when Carrie would sing old songs,” he says. “Whenever that would happen I would offer her my hand and we would waltz around the set – on a starship, in a Rebel base, on an alien planet, and she would sing and we would dance. So surreal and beautiful to think about now. For all of her delicious, wicked humor and fiery energy she also had such sweet grace. I miss her dearly.”

cool i love just fucking crying forever and never not crying (gif source)