LemonPlanter

I checked out a while ago, but I never left Geek/Queer/Awkward

[lemonplanter]

Crawling out of my nightblogging cave to make a bi-annual post; Happy Fuckin' Pride!!!

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[orbcube]

hi im your cat do you mind if i touch your coffee. do you mind if i put my whole foot in your coffee

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

[achesspiece]

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

[dib]

i ca;nt bleiev clowns r real.;;; wha tthe fuck….

[zim]

DID YOU JUST DISCOVER MIRRORS?

[dib]

SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kaviskysglasses]

Scrolling tumblr as foreplay before AO3 send tweet.

[mousidy]

everyone in a "queer space" the moment a trans woman says anything

[anthraxofeffervescence]

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

[watercooler-raptors]

Prev's addition is beautiful

[ladyshinga]

[localcryptic]

do not come to my house pouring big cups of juice like this

[b33tlejules]

[impossiblepackage]

why did you take this screenshot in a sinister fog?

[gasteracanthacancriformis]

have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

[gasteracanthacancriformis]

my prized possession is this loveseat I bought from a divorced dad who couldn’t tell me anything about it and in the years i’ve owned it i’ve never been able to find out who made it or where it came from. it’s got nails and finger creases and palm lines but they’re all kinda hard to see in this pic.

[sepdet]

[emeraldwhale]

[kleefkruid]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[doubleca5t]

As someone with one foot in the extremely online "Steven Universe" queer world and one foot in the nightlife-centric "Ketamine" queer world, how can I help convince my more Steven Universe friends that clubs aren't inherently evil and that leaving the house is good, actually?

You have to get them interested in BDSM first because BDSM is just sex with a bunch of extraneous nerd shit slapped on top of it to allow extremely socially awkward people to get freaky from time to time and then once they've grown accustomed to parties where every size and shape of person under the sun fucks each other in ways that the average person cannot even comprehend as pleasurable the idea of going to a party to have a few drinks and dance a little will seem, perhaps, a bit less overwhelming

[doubleca5t]

It's sex but with a bunch of arbitrary rules added in. There's costumes, props, you have to get in character. It's closer to improv than any other activity. Ya know, nerd shit.

[blujayonthewing]

[corvid-ia]

[feldfrog]

Some people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes. In my stomach. I swallowed some dice

[infectiouspiss]

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

[infectiouspiss]

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

[infectiouspiss]

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer