•why was the UD stuck on the day of Will's disappearance
•vecna gets slimed in like 10 minutes
•The mindflayer gets slimed in 2 minutes
•Byler, mileven, stancy, jancy, rovickie and somehow steddie fucking bones
•Will is only part of the hivemind when it's convenient for the plot
•we just?forgot will has powers? He used them like twice the entire season
•el fucking killed herself
•the entire ending is ambiguous as hell (are they showing the characters' futures? Or is it all Mike's imagination? Is El even alive?)
•melvald's sells milkshakes now apparently, they're next to the Christmas lights
•did will go missing at 11 or 12?
•henry just so happens to have the same bday as will for no fucking reason
•vickie is just GONE (and implied broken up with robin? Wtf why can't gay people win you assholes)
•Dick jokes and butthole surfers jokes for shits and giggles
•el telling Mike that he's the only person who has ever understood her, which is factually not true lmao y'all didn't even talk
•mike doesn't even say ily back even though she's literally DYING
•artist will found dead in a ditch
•no deaths, stakes were never lower
•only death was KALI who WASN'T EVEN AT FAULT FOR ANYTHING
•We got Holly x Derek before any actual Mike wheeler character arc
•Only way to end the cycle of abuse is by KILLING YOURSELF GUYS!!! GREAT MESSAGE!!!
•Will is mlvn romance counselor again cause that's what gay people are for ig
•Hopper loses another daughter
•joyce has like three lines in the entire finale
•They don't recognize Henry?? The lead in their senior play? Bitch?
•where are the demobats. They're just? Gone?
•Will loves getting lost in the woods, it's his favourite activity
•Mike still doesn't know Will is(/was?) in love with him
•The pregnant women? Did we just kill them?
•Brenner and project rainbow rever mentioned
•the town is fine with hellfire now? Don't they still think it was a satanic cult?
•ripping the vines out of the kids' mouths like it's nothing when in s1 they had to keep pulling it out and will needed cpr afterwards
•max is not surprised hop's alive, even though last time she saw him he was super dead
•actually no one in this town cares he's alive, he's back to chief of police
•creelby parallels leading to absolutely nothing
•el going in the void when the sirens were blaring so she wouldn't be able to
•no rovickie at Enzo's fuck u
•the UD tank being filled with water even though there's no water in the ud
•why is the UD a mirror of hawkins
•why did Henry need 12 kids
•why so many references to clocks and time if you didn't do anything with it
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