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seven would be such a good deadbeat baby daddy to her and harry’s borg baby. the real reason she went off-grid post-voyager was so she could skip out on child support

clementine-kesh

harry and b’elanna post-canon on the voyager-b raising miral and the harry/seven borgbaby together in a sort of queerplatonic co-parenting best friends who sleep together sometimes while also occasionally having gay sex with each other’s deadbeat baby daddy type situation. that’s the vision

#star trek #i like it

chaumas-deactivated20240115

I think Bilbo is gay but he doesn’t get laid much if at all because every time he’s alone with a nice bloke who’s interested he takes the opportunity to read them some of his poetry. and if they’re appreciative he takes that as a cue to read them more. if they’re not appreciative he won’t fuck them.

#favorite #lotr #i love this take on bilbo it feels so right lol

finderheart

I can't believe it took me this long to post these I finished this like nine months ago

An idea I had for Blood of Eden propaganda/recruitment posters featuring some of our favorite guys - combo of digital-print cyberpunk graphic design style with oldschool Saturday Morning Post covers like you'd see Leyendecker paintings on

I was gonna post these ahead of tabling at a small con and selling prints of them but ended up not tabling because turns out grad school is hard

maybe next year... figured tumblr would like though

#the locked tomb

autie-j

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

larken-the-skies

It’s like they expect us to just forget their original marketing schemes in favor of more and more money grabs.

#im so mad #its not unexpected #but im so mad about no more physical games

doodlesorganizationland

The Port Gamble S’Klallam Tribe made this card for their citizens to present to ICE.

If you are in a different federally recognized tribe in Washington State:

“I am a member of the (insert tribe here) Tribal Nation, which is Tribal Nation federally recognized by the United States.

This means I am also a United States citizen according to the U.S. Citizenship Act of 1924, 8 USC Section 1401.

Our tribe’s enrollment office number is (insert phone number here).

The Native American Rights Fund will assist me if you attempt to illegally detain me. Contact them at 303-447-8760”

inonibird

A dumb comic about Grievous’ collection~

#LOL #star wars #clone wars

tiktoks-i-enjoyed

Clip of Lucy Dacus on the Las Culturistas podcast.

#Las Culturistas #their reactions

have-you-been-here

The Lobster, Gloucester, Massachusetts, USA

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Remaining time: 6 days 3 hours

#my grandma lived in gloucester and o spent a week there every summer #so maybe #also im in boston now and the north shore is not that far away #polls

literallymechanical

Just finished Alien Clay, the new standalone novel by Adrian Tchaikovsky. Reads a bit like Annihilation meets Baru Cormorant. I've been on a real Tchaikovsky kick this year, and I think this one might be my favorite.

Far-future science fiction where political dissidents are put on one-way sleeper ships to lethally dangerous exoplanets as prison labor. The protagonist, Professor Arton Daghdev, has been shipped off to Imno 27g, colloquially known as "Kiln," as part of the Mandate's crackdown on "seditious" academia.

As one would expect from Tchaikovsky, the book is equal parts political screed and speculative biology worldbuilding exercise, both of which he knocks out of the park. Alien Clay is one of the more overtly radical Tchaikovsky books I've read so far – the story is divided into three parts, "Liberté," "Égalité," and "Fraternité," it's not exactly subtle.

I think this book rises above the rest because of the protagonist. Daghdev's first-person narration is playful, wry, and bitter all at once, and the core of his revolutionary ideas center around state control of the philosophy of science, more so than literal academic censorship. That's a subject I don't see tackled often in fiction.

If you're a fan of fungal body horror, political revolution, and academics who can take a punch, this is the book for you.

#alien clay #to read

b0nkcreat

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

b0nkcreat

Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god

b0nkcreat

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

cytherean-sunset

lurkiestvoid

b0nkcreat

on this day, july 18th of 2026, i laid my dogass overheating constantly lagging reset addicted iphone xr with a battery health of 76% and a horribly cracked screen protector to rest. she had a clear case that turned smoker yellow from years of sun damage and was impervious to cleaning and i will not mourn the way she played music outside of my earbuds or refused to charge at all. goodnight you dumb motherfucker have fun at the verizon store

#relatable #my 7 an 1/2 year old phone was like this

marinella-ela

formlessdemi

THRONE

OF

VIOLENCE!!!

#goats

b0nkcreat

ohmy god😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭aaueeeuhhh aauwwuehheghhhghh aaeuuuuwwwwhhhhh awwwwwwhhhhhhhh hes soooo cuuuteeeeee aaaaaaawwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhh

#slimy #sesame street

heyfruitcake

Now that everyone is discussing Nolan's Odyssey movie, I feel like it's a good time to let non-Italians know that the production dumped plastic props into the Italian sea. Weirdly enough I could not find any article in English about it but it's a fucking problem nonetheless.

I might translate this article later today. This one was the most complete one, even in Italian news it's not talked about that much.

Non è la prima volta che la produzione solleva un vespaio in Sicilia. A Lipari una squadra di sub sarebbe però già impegnata a bonificare i

ignitelimelight

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

#wow fucking evil