Dam–maha Khafeef

Salutations fellow tumbl-er/tumbling down the abysmal well/that must have brought you down/to my cozy, pleasant, personal hell/My name is ankh wilde/my interests vary as you can tell/by much i am beguiled/a true homme universel/Thus if you are in search of pleasantries and wonders/leave, you are in the wrong place!/just kidding, ignore my blunders/This blog is here for everyone looking for something sweet/and useless; just a break!/give yourself a treat!

[vodkakilledtheteen]

You haven’t reached out to me in months. I haven’t reached out too. I think I don’t care about fixing us anymore. I cut my mind with thoughts of possibilities too many times. My mind still bleeds memories of us till this day, and I’m still trying to figure out a way to recover from you and I splitting apart like stain glass at church.

- Alexa Evangelista, the book I’ll never finish writing

[aleksandermorozovaa]

Not to be rude but I’d actually sell all of you out to get Escaping from Houdini rewritten from Thomas’ POV. No joke.  

[asktheboywholived]

Free Food: Part 1

(( OOC: Tonks played by: @sirussly ))

Tonks: *gestures dramatically to the invisible culprit*

Remus: Ah, give the guy a break. Mundungus was clearly dropped on his head as a child.

Tonks: *stares ahead into their dim surroundings, her smile faltering*

Weiterlesen

[sloppystyle]

[zodiacgaytribe]

My last two brain cells

[westafricanbaby]

LMAOOOO

[cassandraclare]

Last but assuredly not least, Cassandra Jean’s Tessa and Will and the DSDS in Clockwork Princess.

[blvnk-art]

Scorpius went to Diagon Alley for the first time with his father and, since she wasn’t there, he couldn’t wait to tell his mum all about the owls he saw.

[lhoandbehold]

Oscar Wilde anyone? 

[ankhwilde]

😍

[aescribe]

Daily Portrait #20: Teddy Lupin

playing around with grayscale coloring, I really like the effect so far

deviantart - facebook - instagram - commissions - redbubble

[lovestory]

HAPPY 29TH BIRTHDAY, TAYLOR ALISON SWIFT  🎈 🎂 🎉 I love the freedom of living alone, but I also love things that make me feel seven again. Back then naivety was the norm and skepticism was a foreign language, and I just think every once in a while you need fries and a chocolate milkshake and your mom. I love picking up a cookbook and closing my eyes and opening it to a random page, then attempting to make that recipe. I’ve loved my fans from the very first day, but they’ve said things and done things recently that make me feel like they’re my friends - more now than ever before. I’ll never go a day without thinking about our memories together. (December 13, 1989)

[jenlizrose]

Bridesmaid McKinnon

(( OOC: just a little costest for marls ))

[metamorph-magus]

- B O N U S -

[actinganimagus]

Peter Pettigrew: Lovely, I’ll bring drinks!

Lily Potter: Sweetheart, what’s wrong? Why are you draining Moody’s flask?

[ladyauror-deactivated20220310]

                              CHOSEN - a Ginny AU by @ladyauror 

She never really left the Chamber. The bloody text scrawled on the walls caking under her fingers. The echoing silence between what she thought was real and what was dreams. It was with her now. Always.

And so was he.

(An AU in which, after the events of Chamber of Secrets, Ginny becomes the final horcrux and the mental link between the rebellion and Voldemort)

[batcii-archive-deactivated20210]

how did jk manage to write ootp and not come to the conclusion that the only career w any true meaning for harry james potter was as a goddamn professor at hogwarts like how do u write the da scenes and say “nah he’d want to be a wizard cop”

[hugisak]

#just let him dress in warm sweaters and have tea with neville in the staff room and help first years #harry james potter as hogwarts longest serving defense against the dark arts teacher fucking fight me (@batcii)

[tattooedsiren]

#but it would be so perfect??? #bc it would help normalize his life so much #like there would just be this generation of kids who are like #‘ugh who cares that he killed the dark lord he gAVE US HOMEWORK OVER BREAK’ #like the beginning of every year there would be the new first years who would freak out a little #but then it would calm down #and most of the students would literally forget #until like clockwork the fifth years would have their history of magic class on the second war #and they’d all show up to DADA looking a little awestruck and everyone would be extra quiet #and harry would give this kind of annoyed sigh—except it’s fake bc he TOTALLY knew this was coming #bc binns is a bro and he totally gives him a heads up every year #and harry wouldn’t have any lesson plans for the day and instead he would just sit at the front of the room and answer everyone’s questions #but otherwise everyone would just be like ‘professor potter!! i can’t get my patronus to work! help me!’ #and like they’d go home at the end of the year or for break and their parents—who ARE still starstruck by harry james potter #would pester their kids with questions#and the kids would just be like ‘merlin i don’t know?? potter’s such a huge dork you should hear him talk about proper wand movements’ #but they would all love him #and he would feel safe and normal and utterly accepted #AND I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE (via @cinematicnomad)

[saywhatjessie]

Not to mention it would be an ultimate Fuck You to Voldemort, who put a curse on the teaching position in the first place.

Like, Jo, I don’t want to tell you how to do your job, but COME ON

[timemachineyeah]

I already queued this but also, you do this, but still have Ginny become a famous Quidditch player. Imagine the first time Harry gets called “Ginny’s husband” before “the boy who lived” or “the chosen one.” Imagine how fucking pleased he’d be.

Imagine the first time a student comes up to him looking starry-eyed and Harry’s thinking “Oh no” because he doesn’t want to talk about Voldemort or the war but instead this little eleven year old is like “ARE YOU REALLY MARRIED TO WEASLEY FROM THE HOLLYHEAD HARPIES???!?? WHAT’S SHE LIKE?” and he’s like “oh thank god” because he could talk about Ginny all day. 

[optimysticals]

Yes. Good.

[jukeboxemcsa]

Actually, all three of them should have become professors. Hermione would have become Headmistress, of course–youngest Headmistress of Hogwarts ever, and the only one willing to turn the portraits of her predecessors to the wall if they gave her too much lip about her efforts to modernize the curriculum. (She probably started as Transfiguration professor after McGonagall became Headmistress, but it wouldn’t surprise me if McGonagall was grooming her for the Headmistress job all along.)

And Ron took over as flying instructor for Professor Hooch; everyone thinks he’s an easy A because he’s so mellow and silly and hands out candy for good performances and his brother and sister sometimes visit the class to show off some of their old Quidditch moves and give away Wizard Wheezes to the best fliers, and it’s not until they talk to someone else from a different school or era that they realize that flying is actually really difficult to learn and Ron just found ways to slip all the teaching in under the fun so that they didn’t even notice. Things that seemed like silly tricks or goofy jokes turned out to be mnemonics for complex maneuvers, and of course nobody ever wanted to skip a class under his tutelage.

[holmesianscholar]

thisTHIS

[greymantledlady]

Okay all other canon epilogues can go home, this is the best.

[asktheboywholived]

Dark Times: Part 1

(( OOC: Part 1 Script, Lily and Peter by: @sirussly )) 

Lily sits on the threadbare couch in her living room, one leg folded carefully beneath her.

Sirius: *voice cracking* I’ve let you down. I’m so sorry…

James stands watching – judge, jury or executioner, he’s not sure. Weight sits heavy in his gut.

Sirius: No, no it wasn’t – 

Another figure watches on, but Peter Pettigrew isn’t sure whether his presence counts if it’s not even noticed.

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[everydaylouie]

ghost choir 👻 🎵

(soundcloud!)

[asktheboywholived]

Gay Crisis

(( OOC: Thread concept by @siriusly-not-over-remus )) 

Sirius: *snorts* You could never be gay. 

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[asktheboywholived]

[raptorific]

If I were Harry Potter I would have addressed Voldemort as “Tim Riddle.” He’d be like “IT’S TOM RIDDLE. ALSO, IT’S NOT TOM RIDDLE, IT’S VOLDEMORT.” Ahahaha classic Tim. 

[imsuchanartist-deactivated20200]

Can we get a fanfic of this?

[raptorific]

“Hey, look,” Harry Potter said, “It’s Tim Riddle.”

“IT’S TOM RIDDLE,” Voldemort whined back, “ALSO, IT’S NOT TOM RIDDLE, IT’S VOLDEMORT.”

“Ahahaha,” laughed Harry, “Classic Tim.”

[peraltiagos-paper-rings]

Harry Potter AU where everything is the same but every time Harry or Dumbledore or someone on their side addresses Voldemort or talks about Voldemort, they DELIBERATELY get his name wrong just to piss him off

“hey look! it’s Tim Riddle!”

“Fancy seeing you here, Jim Piddle!”

“Oi! Mouldy Shorts! What happened to your nose?”

“*sees Voldemort coming* OH SHIT IT’S SHOULDER WARTS”

“Harry, you must be the one to kill Bob Middle”

“Hey, do you reckon that John Riddle bloke hid one of his Horcruxes in here?”

“The Fart Lord grows ever stronger…”

“Wow, Tom Tickle used to be such a handsome guy, pity he turned to the Dark Arts.”

“And his name was Timothy Martini Riddikulus”

“I saw him. Tom Hiddle…ston”