Anli's Sideblog

Anli • 28 • AuDHD • Enby • She/They • 🇨🇳🇨🇦 • Minors DNI Think of this blog as the void I scream into about my hyperfixations so I don't annoy literally everyone in my life with how much I love [insert hyperfixation of the month here].

[skykashi]

He works as a model in his time off 😆

Time lapse/art process here

[wordfather]

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

[dracualasgaycousin]

My contribution for the AKOTSK fandom today

[ithinkwehitametaphor]

[elvenlords]

Maekar is so tired and so very, very Done.

[baratheonpilled]

lyonel + textposts part 2

[jaenara]

Very well, Ser, You are grateful. Now, fuck off.

Prince Maekar Targaryen A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (2026)

[gutpunchlove]

lyonel baratheon + little details

[not-tootall]

#aerion is so loved

[justiceforjumin]

Jumin's Route, Day 5 — 08:12 Chatroom (Translation)

This chat's title is "역시 그건 나쁜 징조였어요" (I Knew it Was a Bad Omen) but honestly a more accurate one would be "주민 너무 웃겨 미치겠음" (Jumin is so fucking funny I'm losing it)

[black-quadrant]

ADHD affects how I experience time, not how I experience attachment. I love you. I miss you. I just don't realize how long it’s been since I last said that, let alone messaged.

I understand that most normal functioning brains need regular engagement to maintain a bond. Absence doesn’t diminish my affection. My silence isn’t neglect or disinterest. It’s time blindness and object impermanence. The contact gap is purely neurological, not emotional. Thank you for being patient with my inconsistency and holding a seat in your heart for me.

[incorrect-targaryens]

Keeping Up With The Targaryens, Episode 2: The Maekarlings

We sit down with Prince Maekar and his kids to learn more about his family, and why Westeros' ruling House is at Ashford in the first place.

P.S. We were unable to locate Prince Daeron and Prince Aegon for this interview.

UPDATE: There is now a search party looking for them.

[alicewiththreefingers]

Get up! New memes are in

[anli-rambles]

No because there's really no good reason for Ubisoft to NOT have Ratonhnhaké:ton kill George Washington and I'm mad lol

First, there's a motive : the most powerful man in the nation is a slave owner which is something the Assassins fight against. He's also committed genocide against Ratonhnhaké:ton's own people for land expansion, and among the casualties of his brutality is Ratonhnhaké:ton's OWN MOTHER. That man is dangerous as hell and imo it makes no sense for the Assassins (not just Ratonhnhaké:ton but the Assassins as a whole) to just let him live.

"But he's not a Templar" I hear you say. But that's the thing : they should've made him a Templar. Ubisoft tried to retcon this choice by having his brother Lawrence be a Templar in Rogue and ask the others to keep George away from their affairs but... since when do Templars care about honouring the dead lol ? Reginald Birch isn't Francois de la Serre, you can't make me believe he would've passed on recruiting the heir to his Grand Master in the Americas to their cause and continue Lawrence's work.

(Also the guy was Edward Braddock's right-hand man for years and the guy probably had him run some Templar errands on his behalf anyways.)

For historical accuracy they could've just made Ratonhnhaké:ton wait and see how things turn out with him as President bc killing him at the very beginning could've destabilised the nation, or have George escape or be too difficult to reach, or whatever reason they could've come up with (they had Ezio wait like 10 years before he went after Rodrigo after the dude escaped, they could've done it here too) but like... it's such a wasted opportunity bc irl George died of a "spontaneous throat infection" which would've been SO easy to adapt to Ratonhnhaké:ton poisoning him...

I mean, realistically Ubisoft probably didn't go with that plan bc they're cowards and they didn't want to make Ratonhnhaké:ton less appealing to their white male USAmerican fanbase since too many of them worship their presidents and especially the founding fathers

Anyways. My English is failing me rn and I feel like I can't string my ideas together coherently so TLDR; in MY AC3 canon Ratonhnhaké:ton kills George Washington with poison bc it's the only ending George deserves.

[graveb0und]

In honor of Black Flag Resynced and also that one ancient fan theory where Anne Bonny is Shay Cormac's mother because her maiden name was also "Cormac" and they're both Irish, I would today like to propose my own theory. Which is that Shay IS the biological son of Anne Bonny AND Mary Read. This theory explains why he is so lesbian-coded despite not having a vagina. He is actually lesbian by birth. Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk.

[wizardpostsdotorg]

[orcboxer]

autism tests are so funny. I'm extremely literal most of the time, but people don't tell me that generally, so I'm inclined to answer disagree. because I'm taking the statement too literally

[peopleingishard]

^not my post but same sentiment