[botanize]

[aubreylstallard]

Angela Strassheim

[chiveburger]

(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) // moodboard for @blease

[pyomorphic]

can’t believe language was invented. like everyone was chill and quiet and then one day someone just started saying some shit

[fluffymcmuffins]

I need a bf

B - billion

F - fucking dollars

[marinebaeology]

John Mulaney quotes I identify with

on a deep, spiritual, personal level:

“I meant to learn about cars, and then I forgot.”

“I have a girlfriend now myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave.”

“I could never dress goth, and don’t get me wrong. I’m unhappy, it’s not that.”

“It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them. And so much fun not to do them! Especially when you were supposed to do them.”

“Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”

“I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.”

“I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood!”

“What is college?” *incoherent babbling*

“I was sitting up in bed a few weeks ago like [groans]. You know, life?”

“When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much.”

[westernlariat]

erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

[sexlness-deactivated20160831]

a dick rising to power

[ghostdingo-deactivated20190320]

wait for it

[jakegyllehnal]

[zepphonyx]

the legendary post I have see in screenshot, now I can die in peace

[lmaonade]

my moms making fun of me bc i saw a spider in the kitchen and like jumped back and said “oh fuck a bastard” dude caught me off guard

[derpiana]

[gennyescsecsemo]

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

The lack of context here is thrilling

[cherrys-acid]

Lets talk about how hard it is to open up to someone about being sad for no reason. Lets talk about how hard it is to explain to your friends and family that you have this heavy feeling in your chest for no reason. Lets talk about how hard it is to understand why you’re having a panic attack while just taking a walk back home. Lets talk about how hard it is to understand your own self and how scary it is to feel like the whole world is falling on your shoulders and you have no idea why .

[babyanimalgifs]

[anlyai]

It's not about the hair.. it's just the tip of the iceberg

[anlyai]

It's not the end of the world and I realize that but I've had such a shit few days and I have two days before I leave and very little time to get shit done so my hair is super upsetting and unnecessary right now and the amount of crying I've been doing over it is childish but like.. I'm tired of not being able to have simple shit like black hair like thanks for being allergic to hair dye like the 1 fucking percent of people who are and now my hair isn't retaining any of this henna dye after how many times and like I have had shitty dull ass brown hair for years and now I decided to dye it black again with the henna because I'm not allergic but it is just washing out and not taking and it looks horrible and i just want to lie in bed and cry all day tomorrow but I cant. I'm super sensitive about my hair because people can't keep their mouths shut so this doesn't help me. Fucking.. ugh.

[mjalti]

why is my life …… like that

[porterr-robinson]

[i-hat3-mys3lf-blog]

[swolizard]

I’d pay top dollar to watch this for an hour

[blkbutterfly816]

Why isn’t any form of martial arts in the Olympics

[badbootyshakinpickanosis]

This is the most badass thing I’ve seen all year

[candiikismet]

This don’t even make no sense! Damn

[wildefire]

quick rant about this:

This looks like the form of martial art that I practice- Tae Kwon Do. Watching this puts me in a sense of awe, and immense respect- those rapid-fire both leg kicks? Those take an immense amount of accuracy and muscle tension to get that!

The choreography and synchronization is a show of prowess and discipline- it takes weeks, or in their case, probably months of rehearsing in front of mirrors and with each other. The amount of bruising from rehearsal and from the actual performance from breaking the boards? It’s hella painful.

just food for thought 

[samwilsons-pillowpecs-deactivat]

This is the most amazing thing I have ever seen