NHL wife theory
I saw a comment once that all NHL wives fit a certain category. White, blonde or light coloured hair. What are the odds of a majority of them being almost exactly the same. So what if a majority of the players are gay and the NHL assigns them 'girlfriends and wives' to hide the fact because it is still a very much toxic male environment for the most part. The women get to live in amazing homes and travel and the guys get to still be with their boyfriends under the pretense of 'close friends'. Who is going think otherwise, "He can't be gay he's married" Lavender marriages all round 💜
(This is just a fun theory and no way to assume anyone's orientation as that is a personal thing that other people shouldn't pry into)











