I am the sweetest of tea.

Kindness, empathy, poetry, puns, education, baking, cartoons, and puppies. She/her/hers, please!

[ampervadasz]

[ofkindnessandchaos-deactivated2]

OMFG.

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

Very curious doggo

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

[willow-wanderings]

TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD

[dykelliewilliams]

Reminds me of the time researchers were trying to get puffins to land in a specific area so the put decoys up to draw them in but the decoys only had 1 leg and

[samuelroukin]

tshirt that says "i am normal about the media i enjoy" on the front and "(lying)" on the back

[weaver-z]

There was a really big cowboy-looking dude in the coffee shop, and after a while I realized he seemed to be staring at me, and I was getting uncomfortable until he suddenly startled and came over to say "I'm so sorry, ma'am, I wasn't trying to stare at you. There is a HUGE bird behind you." And lo and behold, right outside the window, there was an absolute unit of a crow.

[alexandriad]

getting handsy…

[modogoblin]

[officerofmonkeyproblems]

The rituals are ancient and elaborate

[ijustpeedalittlebit]

*quietly whoops like a bird*

[transarsonist]

Blocked parried smooched on cheeck

[anarchobitchist]

I dodge gracefully and counterkiss you on the mouth

[cheetahgirlmuscles]

Let me examine closer *my eyes turn purple and blaze with spiritual power* oh yeah no that's an egret not a heron, it's got black legs

[butchsaint]

fanfiction was such a good idea. like put those guys in situations

[deaderthandoubledead]

“You wear fine things well”

[bebx]

found this OFMD meme and I guess I’m gonna start sending it to my friends every time they piss me off about any petty little thing

[theindefinitearticle]

"oh how do the pirates in our flag means death just head out in a rowboat and find each other in the middle of the ocean with no maps or anything???"

Never heard of gaydar? Fucking idiot?

[kriits]

none of you know true tragedy unless youve ever worked in a circus to try and buy your girl a wedding ring but you get stuck in a gorilla suit and everyones too doggone scared to help you out of it

[ryebreadgf]

if i was very little i could live inside your tote bag and use your rumpled up receipts as blankets. have you thought about that

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

girl what the fuck is even the theme of a midsummer night’s dream. is there even a lesson to be learned. is it just vibes or what

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

puck at the end of the play: god did you see that shit? insane, right? haha alright take it easy

[somanyjacks]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.

[findingfeather]

“Appropriate enrichment and husbandry” is also available if you’re animal rather than machine inclined.

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