OvariesBeforeBrovaries

[tinarannosaurus]

“I’m more into rain, now.”

[thebelchers]

[michael-danger]

[kanjabeto-deactivated20180421]

[annamw96]

I’m no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.

[fawcettsociety]

Women who wear makeup: dangerous witches.

[fawcettsociety]

Women who wear makeup: dangerous witches.

[nbcparksandrec]

GUYS.

[annamw96]

Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.

Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.

Guy: Well...yeah.

Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

[fireball-mudflap]

[incognitaco]

what the fuck

[blasianxbri]

LMFAOOOO.

[putabruja]

Always reblog lol

[retailavenger85]

Have you guys never seen the original Starbucks logo? It’s still up at the first store in the Pike Place (which isn’t actually the first store, but shhhh)

[salemkittie]

YEP, THERE YOU HAVE IT

[bbunit]

[annamw96]

Linda is queen

[bewormley]

im fucking dying

[rygos-deactivated20150329]

[annamw96]

At the grocery store

Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.

Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.

Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.

Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*

Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.

Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.

[rygos-deactivated20150329]

[surprisebitch]

relationship goals

[burnhamed]

the newest addition to the skeleton war

[tampondiscomfort]

is no one going to talk about how bo burnham guest starred on parks and rec as a 17 year old country singer 

[kamambar]

Trying to suceed in seducing women

[annamw96]

My relationship with my grades