Dalton Blake

he/him | BLM

[zinesbycee]

i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

[twocubes]

i love like, pseudosex

erotic vampire bites, magic ritual that feels Very Good to participants, multi-person fusion, mind-meld, sexy mitosis, consensual mindfuck, love-hivemind, being tfed into something or other, that sort of stuff

its hot

[coinandcandle]

(Boston accent) Wicca? Ain't that what they make baskets out of?

[erzvolnes]

certain kind of tragedy i think in still following your childhood best friends online. like once upon a time you knew me better than anyone. i thought we would be friends forever. now we are Adults and Different and even despite that I so badly wish we could still Talk like we were 13. i dont know who you are. I miss you.

[youre-a-dream-baby]

[girlb0yfriend]

fuuuuuck i have needs and wants and desires :( sadly they needto put me at the bottom of a deep as fuck hole and pour cement over me because of this

[nat-20s]

I NEED TO READ I NEED TO WRITE I NEED TO CREATE I NEED TO DRAW I NEED TO CLEAN I NEED TO WORK OUT I NEED TO LEARN *watches YouTube for 6 hours*

[a-study-in-bullshit]

"I love you , I'm glad we're friends"

[somethinginthestatic]

being in your early 20s is crazy bc there’s people who are literally married and people who’ve never even dated and people who are trapped in their childhood bedrooms waiting to get out and people who are trying to live out romanticized dream lives and people who are completely on their own and people with multi tiered support systems and we’re all supposedly peers and none of us think we’re doing it right at all

[tastefullyoffensive]

[samiholloway]

I fell down these stairs just looking at this picture

[hasufin]

Cursed artifact: Stairs of Discontinuity.

Exposure has a 90% chance of causing a concussion, but a 10% chance of spontaneously increasing your parkour skill

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

im high and scared help

girl u and me both

[thundergrace]

[womenintheirwebs-archived]

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

[belle-ofthebrawl-deactivated202]

[catchymemes]

via

[sexy-raccoons]

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

BTW for anyone too lazy to do the math a wage of $125 a day works out to about $15/hour for an 8-hour workday so..... someone in 1923 definitely had a vision of the future

[achesspiece]

Nice fangs bro do you wana make out I mean make out I mean make out i mean make out sorry i mean make out i mean ma

[grecoromanyaoi]

of course you have prophetic dreams and pronouns

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

DONT piss me off while i’m reblogging gay porn