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To the annoying cat banquet. Would you like a beverage? Okay, but in alll seriousness, this is a weeb/trash blog BUT I DO HAVE A WOW RP BLOG SO JUST GO TO: annoyingcatbanquetrp.tumblr.com. That is a secondary account so I can't follow anyone under it....

[cry-in-the-shower]

[meangirls2004]

WAS ANYONE GONNA TELL ME TJERES A SPECIES OF TINY MICE THAT SLEEP INSIDE OF TULIPS OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND THAT OUT FOR MYSELF

[meangirls2004]

OHHH MY GOD??????????? ??/)ghhhe?.!)bc???

[connerys]

Cinderella (1950)

[enchanteddreameruniverse]

This. This moment is the most important in the movie. This is when the Prince falls for her - he was infatuated before but he clearly thought that the reason Cinderella was around him was because he was the Prince, but when he discovered she has no clue, he realised that she stayed and talked and spent the whole night with him because she likes who he was as a person - not his title. Not only that but he liked her; we don’t know what they talked about, but we can imagine it must have been interesting and nice to last a whole night so we know she just have said something that made him want to stay around her too. That’s why he wanted to find her, not cause she was pretty (I mean the guy couldn’t even remember her face and went off a shoe for God’s sake - which gives me a theory that the Prince has Prosopagnosia AKA face blindness) but because she liked him not his title, and he liked whoever she was, rich or poor.

[thesevenumbrellas]

The prince has face blindness and dumbass disease ok? He’s trying his best!

[lokisuggestion]

I love being asleep and I love being in bed but I hate GOING to bed because it requires so many small rituals and bedtime activities i wish i could just automatically transport myself into bed the moment i get sleepy already with my teeth brushed, in my pajamas, phone set down to charge, entire body marinating in an artisanal mix of 17 herbs and spices and sealed in a sous vide bag, etc 

[courageousfaolan]

The last bit.

[amllama]

If you buy me a stuffed animal just because you think i’d like it you automatically have my heart

[duck-duck-gay-duck]

This is the truest thing I’ve ever seen. This is immediately followed by 45 min of goodbyes by the door.

[abodeglued]

and saying “ope” as you accidentally bump into each other on the way out

[idkwhatimdoingbutimgonnacontinue]

Aljdlajkd facts

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Every time these fuckers show up.my whole family is like “the slugs’re back” like we’re in a farside comic with no discernable punchline. An annual ritual.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

No the cat food is not for the slugs but if my family did leave cat food our specifically as an offering to non native slugs just to observe their return every summer that would definitely track

[floraleevee]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I THOUGHT I WAS MAKING A JOKE IM YELLING!! Gary Larson runs my life and I’m just happy to be here

[hjartasalt]

Ok so I was eating and was gonna plug my headphones into my phone so what I planned on doing was:

Put down food

Plug headphones into phone

What actually happened:

Put down food

Plug the headphone jack into my mouth

Feel soul leave my body as I realize how utterly stupid I am

[argumate]

but soft, what brick through yonder window breaks

[gemmythedestroyer-deactivated20]

It is the East, and Juliet’s got a gun.

[gharibajameel]

thinking abt that drefen cosplayer and his huge boobies

[gharibajameel]

i do not doubt that someone shattered their glasses on those

[may]

me to the school picture photographer: you don't know my angles

[spideylilparker]

I’m laughing my ass off

[angryschnauzer]

Rhodey has seen it and has given up on his faith in the next generation of Avengers.

[theglowqueen]

My favorite part of Rocketman was during the quiet emotional parts when Elton was at his lowest and you could hear Godzilla scream from the theater next door

[funnyreclaimed]

[triskeleaficionado]

[srsfunny]

Who the hell is it!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ghay]

dermatologists hate me

and so does everyone else