QT

im just a bill

[bloodbending]

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

[laughingfish]

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

[stability]

[stability]

[froslasss]

do you know how cute i would be if i had more money 

[sixpenceee]

This 124-year-old patent solves the ‘over versus under’ toilet paper roll debate.

[explodingzombiesyndrome]

Seth Wheeler gets it….errr…. got it

[ruinedchildhood]

[theshitneyspears]

WHY IS THIS WHAT MY BEDROOM LOOKS LIKE

[casedclositedace]

“teachers don’t give too much homework”

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

all i want is context

[optimussentinel]

the context is above you

[hashtagloveloses]

i really hope they helped clean this up and didn’t leave the poor janitorial staff to do it all

[swoleintheforce-deactivated2020]

I saw the original post on Reddit. That’s all 4 years worth of homework (they save it up for this tradition) and the underclass men clean it up (3 years of cleaning it up earns you the right to do it your senior year). The janitorial staff are there to hand out trash bags, but that’s it.

[biggbbrother21]

can I marry him

[annoyss]

HELP

Looking for lost Sailor Moon fanfic from early 2000’s, details are hazy: Each sailor scout princess was on their own planet, and they could travel to visit each other using the portals between planets. Each princess was living on her own planet with her family. The main storyline I remember is that of the princess of Venus (Mina). I think this is what happened: Mina married a man (the king?) who had a son that was Mina’s age, and the son was upset that he was as old as his stepmom (Mina). I distinctly remember the boy being upset that Mina was the same age as him. I also think the end goal was that Mina and this boy would end up together. I remember that the whole story was really sweet, Mina and the girls were really sweet and there was no sassy dialogue between them. The fanfic genre was romance. I actually don’t remember if Mina was called Mina or Minako or Venus or another name. I was reading this in June 2005 when I was 12 years old and I don’t think it was on fanfiction.net, it was on its own website accompanied with beautiful Sailor Moon pictures. After a few months I somehow lost the link to it and was never able to find it again. I may have gone back to that website only to discover that the story was taken down and no longer online, but I’m not sure 😣

[mrssharpsplace]

I needed this.

[ahhthelegend]

🙏🏽

[vapebleach]

[bigeisamazing]

[woodmeat]

im hyperventilating

[tastefullyoffensive]

[amplitudeandexcursion-deactivat]

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

[b3hold-a-lady]

This is beyond cute!!

[queenstravelingdarling]

God bless them!!! 😍😩

[annoyss]

I am not that starving child on TV But there is a starvation deep inside me That cannot be sedated by self-righteous good deeds It's a feeling that's you and I can barely conceive It's the feeling of seeing that mother of three With a husband who has long since been deceased Crying because all she has is a little bread and barely any cheese Food that will last barely a week So she'll get on her knees She's the woman that will pray to God to feed her kids and leave her be To make them stop crying because they're in dire need For food and sustenance And for a miracle to happen eventually A miracle that will change their lives drastically Not with the latest technologies Nor with the best commodities But something simple and wholesome that will at least fill their bellies Not just with food or kind donations But with change and a new destination A new avenue that will improve cities of desolation And bring the third world back into modern civilization Where missiles aren't the only sounds that enshroud an entire nation And broken bodies aren't casually strewn across pavements.   But there is a reality she has opened her eyes and seen A truth hidden within humanity An ugly beast that's coated in selfishness and animosity And indistinguishable from all of society It's a reality where there is too much greed Where helping others is seen as inconveniencing That taking action cannot ever lead To anything but some half ass post on your Facebook feed. So she'll shed a little tear and go back and smile at those kids of three And walk outside with them, theirs stomachs empty but filled with helplessness and grief And wonder whether they're safe from that missile above just before it's target is marked and their lives become obsolete.

annoyss

[onlytwitterpics]

[kaijuno]

when u live in the US and ur poor and u get sick