this lettuce smells like dog
you bought dog lettuce
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Andulka
occasionally subtle
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we're not kids anymore.
$LAYYYTER
Not today Justin
cherry valley forever

#extradirty
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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@annyiex
this lettuce smells like dog
you bought dog lettuce
girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be
girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be
Went to the grocery store with my kindergartener. We weighed some bananas: 2 pounds even. We weighed a watermelon: 4 pounds even. We weighed some mangos: a little over 1 pound. We weighed the watermelon AND the bananas: 6 pounds even.
“That’s funny” said the child “because 2+4=6 and two pounds and four pounds is six pounds. It’s like the same as math!”
“What happens if you add 6+1?”
“SEVEN”
“What if we put one pound of mangos on the scale?” <mangos added>
“IT’S THE SAME!!”
“OK, what’s 7-4?”
“Three?”
“What if we take the four pound watermelon off the scale?” <watermelon removed>
“Mama! Are you telling me math works In Real Life? Think of all the things you could measure!!”
Fandom: Phineas and Ferb
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phineas and ferb heritage post
Stuff like this makes me question if I’m actually passionate about anything
Although he lost the use of both legs, Xie Junwu from Jiangxi Province never lost his sense of freedom. Watch him take on a skateboard from
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
What Was The Image
thats between me and the holy fucking ghost
The "oh die then" part definitely suits the face he's making 🤣
omg the new emoji
for those that can’t see it
i love him on android their eyes are even more off-center
i don’t usually talk outside of tags but this was really funny to me
Uh... I see what you did Capcom ladies
RANBOO: *leon kennedy finally appears on screen* YESSSSS !!!! LETS FUCKlNG GOOOO !!!! *rips off shirt to reveal another shirt underneath that says i love my fictional boyfriend* YESSSSS !!! HE’S FUCKlNG BACK BABYYYY !!!!
we are good friends
cat looked easy to draw
how fucking sinister is this. i cant imagine the emotion i’d feel if i saw someone wearing a jet black baseball cap with a propeller
i just bought the hat
the hat has arrived
exactly as sinister as i envisioned, it looks terrific on you. i love it
desolate
you are grounded, for til cock
FOR TIL COCK????????
so devestated about tumblr crashing in the middle of my fic. my found family multi chapter 200k ficcccc i need to know what HAPPENS
Uhhhh sorry for not posting so often here, but anywaysss here's a moon knight wip of one of my favorite panels in sort of celebration for the new comic
the void
Revisiting my moon knight design g g gulp