not drowning but waving

Alex - UK

[tahthetrickster]

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

[tahthetrickster]

i have to do EVERYTHING around here

[androidboy]

this is what it’s like trying to piss in peace but u have pets

[guooey]

One of the most important things I have learned today..

[queeribs]

@anoceannothingfloatson

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[saint-batrick]

HAVE Z AND ALPHA NOT BEEN MADE AWARE? HAVE WE FAILED AT CONTINUING TO MEME THE HELL OUT OF IT? ARE WE, IN FACT, THE GRANDMAS BECAUSE WE ARE THE ANCIENT KEEPERS OF THE INCEST COFFEE KNOWLEDGE???

[fatsexybitch]

[dnpsuck]

💙

[queeribs]

@anoceannothingfloatson what i mentioned 😭

[icebearwantslatte]

THE LETTUCE WINS!

[lainpsx]

[queeribs]

@anoceannothingfloatson

[memewhore]

[robertacolndrez]

ENCANTO, 2021

— dir. Byron Howard & Jared Bush

[magescythe]

list of mundane things that feel like ancient human rituals

cleaning or wipe your bare feet

breaking off a piece of bread and handing it to someone

putting the weight of a basket on your hip or head

eating nuts or berries while hunched over close to the ground

seeing something startling just out of your line of sight and very quickly stepping or leaping on to a larger object to get a better view

cupping your hands into running water to wash your face

the unanimous protection of a baby or child in a public space where women are present

when an elderly woman laughs and grips your forearm tightly

[icarus-suraki]

May I add?

Touching someone’s face with the back of your hand to see if they have a fever

Stopping to watch animals moving in groups (geese, fish, horses, butterflies, bees)

Helping an elderly person to walk or sit

[xactodreams]

telling stories around a fire

huddling together for warmth when it’s cold

marveling at sunlight through leaves

wonderment at the brightness of a full moon

bringing food to sick or grieving families

[charmirthir]

[emeraldcas]

also it's super suss that the "drop your interests! you're too old!" posts are always about women. why don't you go to a football game and tell random dudes they're too old to be interested in childish games

[crazy-brazilian]

[barbiesplasticsurgeon]

you know what, king? you are so right, I’m sorry

[excitementshewrote]

[guooey]

me at 6 years old playing roller coaster tycoon on the family computer and purposely deleting the tracks when people got on

[defective-replicant-deactivated]

me except with zoo tycoon where I’d wait for a bunch of guests to come in and then make a hole in the fence of the lion enclosure

[curioscurio]

you guys are insane. I played roller coaster tycoon when I was a kid and accidentally dropped a guest in the water and I couldn’t save him and he drowned. I was so distraught that I went to my grandma and begged her to help me pray to Jesus that night to forgive me for the sin of murdering that poor man. And you were out there doing it intentionally.

[morganalefays]

How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on, when in your heart you begin to understand… there is no going back?

[yamikakyuu]

Currently parked behind a car with this bumper sticker

[kubo-kubo]

[jellypis-deactivated20240308]

translate? um a trans person is never late nor early they arrive precisely when they mean to and u should give them a little kiss for it