Anolexia

♡ Hihi I'm Lexi ♡ they/them ♡ i love glokta ♡ ♡chronic illness bby ♡ therian ♡

[anolexia-mirage]

Intro Post + Dni:

♡ Hai ♡ I'm Lexi♡ they/them ♡ 16 ♡ amateur writer ♡ professional ranter ♡

Dni if:

•You're 10+ years older than me, don't be a creep

•You're any kind of bigot; homophobe, racist, ableist, sexist, transphobe or terf, ect.

•You run a nsfw blog (I don't wanna see that)

•You're anti-neopronouns or anti-therian/furry (get over it 🙄)

•You support AI

•You're weird about religion (pro or anti) don't hate on ppl for that it's stupid

that's all for now, thx🎀

[anolexia-mirage]

*GASP*

She's a ✨️lesbian ✨️

And the decrepit old gay is discovering it...

Now I wish Jezal was gay, it would give the two something to bond over since she hates being married to him. (I forget Jezal's wife's name ;-;)

[anolexia-mirage]

Speaking of marriage!!!!

(Spoiler warning for book 3)

Glokta and Ardi are married~~~

I'm so happy :3

I've been shipping them this whole book, since West left for the north tbh (the whole "bestie plz protect her" thing).

Fucking love Glokta lowkey bragging/taunting Jezal about it~

[anolexia-mirage]

*GASP*

She's a ✨️lesbian ✨️

And the decrepit old gay torture man is discovering it...

Now I wish Jezal was gay, it would give the two something to bond over since she hates being married to him. (I forget Jezal's wife's name ;-;)

[elongatedthomas]

After finishing the First Law, Age of Madness, and standalones, I have scientifically concluded that Sand Dan Fucking Glokta is the most babygirl character in the setting.

Secretly orchestrating a communist revolution because the banks are owned by the evil wizard who threatened your adopted daughter, from a wheelchair, has got to be the most Character thing ever.

[gamgamchew]

chibi

[labratgrl]

glokta hating jezal….okay king scowl in that mirrored reflection of your youth!

[jhalya]

Why I love the First Law Trilogy:

The dashing hero figure is a total idiot.

The female love interest is a drunk.

I would lay down my life for Glokta.

Men have no idea what they're doing half the time but a few slaps on the back and a couple of drinks and they're grand.

I keep getting my mythology wrong, and I have no idea what the Laws actually are but did I mention that I would knit Glokta a really warm blanket?

[xserpx]

‘Lean on me if you need to,’ she said, holding out her elbow to him.

‘The cripple using the drunk for support?’ Glokta frowned. ‘We make quite the couple.’

‘Fall over if you prefer, and knock out the rest of your teeth. I’ll lose no sleep over it.’

— Ardee West and Sand dan Glokta, Last Argument of Kings by Joe Abercrombie

[gamgamchew]

[nmoetoe]

Reading Glokta chapters as a disabled person

[bluntforceyearning]

me whenever i get to an Inquisitor Glokta POV chapter

[junie-bee]

re:reading the blade itself, did anyone else think glokta was a goblin for like 100 pages

[anolexia-mirage]

I thought he was a bird

[backtothemud]

On second thought, things would be worse.

Reading the series for the first time (just finished LAOK!) and this is the bulk of what I've learned, I think. That and Bayaz is a slimy, miserable little man.

Give Malacus Quai the gun, I think.

[nmoetoe]

Glokta thinking: I am a disgusting cripple and am always in pain. I torture and maim others and I don't even feel bad about it. I have become a terrible shell of the man I once was.

Tumblr.com:

[fippydarkpaw]

To me, Glokta is like one of those abused dogs that only lets women pet them.

[temporary-gentleman]

First Law trilogy POV character portraits I love those awful losermen

[nongunktional]

best typo ive ever made i think

reblog if you feep stupid

[nongunktional]

spose we're all feeping stupid today