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#just tryna rebuild my blog #citrus.mp3 #answered #free palestine

paverics

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

paverics

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

strayingtogether

260711 © xlovletter('s mom)

mutisweet

Very stupid idea 😭

slumparade

XLOV for DAZED KOREA

s0fich

happy in his blankeyy

embrvx

STRASSY

hii~ its been a while

#idk who this is #but the art is awesome

zoesupreme

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

syn4k

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

joyflameball

qubesos-official

transfemme-shelterdog

French people when you call it bukake and not "nut a la visage" and shibari instead of "corde attacher l'submissive"

transfemme-shelterdog

Pisse? In le pantalons???

Mon tabarnak j'vais te décâlisser la yeule, câlice!

inthefallofasparrow

chloebangbang

the edit is funny, but I cannot emphasize enough that the original article also killed me

jeu video de competition

cutecipher

it really is annoying as hell how someone will talk about how poor people can't avoid ethically dubious products because of how being poor works and then someone with a two story house in the suburbs will take that to mean they can order harry potter books through a drone delivery from amazon and if you criticize that you're a bigot