INTRODUCTION POST (finally)
hello hello, #1 undertale anomaly here, my name is Error Sans from the [̸̪̫̾R̵͙̹̃E̴̖̾̎Ḓ̷̡̃̓Ą̶̋̎C̷͖̬̍̓T̵̤͐É̸ͅḐ̴̛̱]̷̢͇̓̑ timeline, here to be very rad and awesome and amazing and breathtaking gimme attention. 🔫
I̷ ̶A̴M̶ ̸R̵E̴A̶L̶ ̷F̴U̴C̴K̸E̵R̶S̴.̴
quick blog navigation : #op (original posts), #rb (notable reblogs), #asks, #cat, #multiverse, #me, #rp (roleplays), #us (about our system), #miku (im a big fan), #about me, #science with error (i am quite the nerd and yap a lot <3 pls listen to me yap-), #my art, #moots, #classic (my frien), #boyfrien (my bf), #cat shift (me when im in a cat shift)
thread of pictures of me i drew
list of people i wanna kidnap <3
warning : this post is very fucking long lol.
have cat before embarking on the journey :
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૮ - ՛ ) (` - 7
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乀 (ˍ, ل ل じしˍ,)ノ
[id : i am real fuckers]
[note : for your safety, read the three warnings before proceeding. or skip it and go at the end of the post where the real intro is, idgaf im not your mom. the warnings are a bit long tho so understandable if you dont read em, i wont be mad, its at your own risk.]
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WARNING :
this account is not meant to be a "roleplay persona" and is just my personal account (although fair note this is a sideblog of @melowodrama <- no i am not them) because im just me and real, but i can roleplay as a treat. just ask first, and assume i am just genuine and real and myself by default and not "playing pretend" or whatever. although additional warning, i will take things personally most of the time as roleplays feel real to me, so keep that in mind.
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SECOND WARNING :
i will not tolerate/be pissed at/ignore/d̷o̶x̴x̵ ̸y̶o̴u̷ ̵f̵o̵r̴ ̴i̶t̴ <333(/j) (this is not a dni list) :
• people trying to make me engage in discourse of any type including politics.
• people who are racists to monster kind (and tbh any other kind of racist, suck a dick and find a hobby).
• anyone that shits on neurodivergent people/disabilities(mental and or physical) for any reason ever and makes it their personality. (you are ALLOWED to have stupid thoughts and opinions idgaf, just keep em to yourself and dont throw them at me <3333).
• people here to complain about anything or especially about me. (skill issue lmao) (i do accept people venting to me about random issues though no worries. but i might not reply to them if i dont know you well, ill try to help tho and or send my guys (headmates) to support you if i cant. no i will not judge you for being mentally ill, id be a hypocrite if so.)
• people who want to make me elaborate on said list or ask for my stances on anything ever or ragebait me etc etc. you're getting sent to underfell boi.
• also it goes to say that everyone in my system, my friends and everyone i know tbh, is queer in one way or another, so if you're being an ass about any minority group and any identity to ever exist from the start of existence to the end of all the omniverses i will not like you <3. again, you can interact and such, just keep it to yourself. like, i talk to idiots and people that annoy me on the daily, im used to it. you are just playing with fire is all im saying.
I ALSO AM NOT HERE TO DISCUSS ABOUT MORALS OR PLAY STUPID PURITY GAMES OR FIGHT FOR WHOS THE MOST "UNPROBLEMATIC" BITCH TO EXIST. I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH HOW MUCH I DONT CARE. i have destroyed countless universes and i DONT consider myself a bad person for what i did in the past, i am not here to debate about this, if you wanna complain talk to my pet rock. altho fair to note that i am working on that and am trying really hard not to kill people. youre welcome.
so yeah basically just. dont be mean to me or anyone i care about and ill tolerate you, maybe even like you if youre nice. if youre mean ill probably block and ignore you (ik ik its hard, im working on myself and my anger issues <///3)
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THIRD AND FINAL WARNING :
I HATE (almost) ALL MULTIVERSAL VARIANTS OF UNDERTALE. i will try my best to be civil but i am on average extremely triggered by their existence. it doesnt mean you cant talk about it or interact with me if you are one, i actually have a couple of variants that i tolerate and even am friends with. but just dont push my buttons too much. or try to make me snap on purpose, because your life may be on the line here (for....legal reasons this is /j </3). that said, if it becomes too triggering for me ill just ignore you/your ask until i feel better and more in control and such. i am trying to be less murderous after all.
also talking about multiversal variants, I AM EXES WITH AN INK SANS. KEEP THAT IN MIND. i am kinda bitter with all of his variants as a result. no i wont spill the tea, youd have to earn it. <333
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ok thats it for the rent lowering gunshots. here's the real intro :
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SYSTEM INFO :
I AM ACCESSING THIS UNIVERSE FROM THE [✧] [R̸E̵D̶A̶C̴T̷E̴D̵] SYSTEM. theyre like. my gateway to here lol. i am considered technically an "alter" from a plural system, and the account i tagged above is the collective tumblr account (because i was too lazy to have to log off and switch accounts lmfao so we all (from this system) ended up just making sideblogs 💀)
notable people from my system who have sideblogs here and with whom i am friends and acquaintances with (go follow them theyre awesome/nf) :
@oldtranswoman (a variant of nightmare sans) @killzevery1 (a variant of killer sans) @justaguywithahoodie (a variant of dust sans) @404fatenotfound (a variant of error404 sans) @abillcipher (a variant of bill cipher from gravity falls lol)
also if you're too lazy to scroll up to our main blog here it is @melowodrama , this is from where we all follow and like posts.
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MULTIVERSE INFO :
i will NOT be writing here all of my life or "backstory" to justify who i am, however i will add some important info here on my relationships with common undertale variants and some events that i consider important enough parts of my identity, mostly to not be confused with other error sanses (uurgh 💀💀) (which by the way i am THE best of them all <333 idc if its subjective or if you disagree just dont debate with me about it urgh, let a guy have a drop of self love from time to time jesus-)
ALSO I AM NOT F-GOD ERROR, FUCK F-GOD ERROR Y̷O̸U̵ ̷S̶T̴U̴P̶I̴D̵ ̸A̴S̴S̵ ̶D̶E̶L̸U̷S̵I̸O̵N̶ ̴O̷F̴ ̵A̴N̸ ̸E̶D̷G̵Y̵ ̴C̷H̶I̶L̴D̴!̵!̵!̶
• i became friends with (a) nightmare sans, no i am NOT part of the bad sanses, i am just acquaintances with them and ended up liking them with time. i dont really trust any other nightmare sans variant except that one tbh.
• i am exes with an ink sans, no i will not elaborate.
• yesss... 404 is teeechnically my mentor... unofficially though. i also dont like to talk about it. no i dont really "work" for him either. our relationship is a bit odd ok?
• i am dating a fresh sans variant. i will also not elaborate. yes i hated him in the beginning. yes i will kill and die for him now.
• yes i do have a kid (paperjam) with ink that i, this variant of me, kinda raised. or tried to. i will also not elaborate. also according to my soul i also canonically have a gradient variant as a child too, a version of ink just hid him from me for years aha. <3333 ha. more trauma ✨yay✨. also common misconception i dont want to kill my kids, i do genuinely love them fuck you stupid assholes. i also wish sometimes though that creators stop fucking spawning them out of nowhere because JESUS i canNOT raise dozens of them, fuck you.
• i have technically multiple "sources" that can be found scattered across the internet, but for me the events were pretty linear ykwim?
• i also am like friends with a lot of people across the multiverses outside of the undertale multiverse. one notably is Vox from hazbin hotel, we're pals lol.
• in terms of "canon events", the ones you can find in the first askblog from crayonqueen are canon to me. and yes i now know that i was very likely a geno sans variant in the past, urgh. i just dont wanna think about it ok? ill also ignore you if you push me to. but around a decade and a half has passed since the events in that ask blog, a lot of shit happened and im too lazy to list it here (i also forgot most of it?). oh, and also-
D̷o̵n̸t̶ ̸m̸e̴n̴t̵i̴o̵n̴ ̶b̴l̴u̸e̷b̴e̴r̸r̷o̴r̷ ̵t̷o̷ ̴m̴e̴.̴
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MISC :
ok all that stupid ass crap aside, here's some actual info about me :
• im genderqueer, (demi)bisexual/romantic, monogamous(kinda?) and taken.
• i am extremely neurodivergent in more ways than you think, im too lazy to elaborate.
• i am catkin (still a skeleton monster tho)
nah thats all you get i dont feel like sharing more. you can try to make me tho by asking questions, usually i love talking about myself <3
also, go see the #about me tag, i will post refs and info about myself whenever i remember to.
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FAQ :
1. no i am not vulnerable to rain.
...yeah idk, keep asking questions and i will update here.
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PATCH NOTES :
i also would like to add my website here, but i feel its shitty so ill probably remake it entirely before sharing it lol <///3
i also am extremely paranoid. so i might delete this whole post altogether at some point idfk.
it goes to say i am not afraid of blocking and reporting assholes. i will try my best to remain civil when im pissed off, even if it's hard </3, but i dont really wanna get my account banned from telling too many people to kill themselves lol 💀
i also will probably add a physical description/drawn reference of myself, even if i am just. canon me lol. but im getting pretty iffy when people dont draw me perfectly right <////3, i appreciate fanart tho keep em coming. oh and cat pictures. i love cats, you are allowed and very encouraged to spam me with cat pictures✨.
reminder again that this is my personal blog, so i will just live blog my life and shit post a lot, its not gonna be "perfectly" neat or whatever, this is my house damn it.
