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spin-the-wheel-polls

you get a breath weapon like a dragon, and the options go from fire to things like gravel or bees

you have this breath weapon! (also you're a dragon)

are you happy with it?

yes!!!!!

a little

it's okay I guess

no.

NO.

result/other

Remaining time: 6 days 18 hours

derinthescarletpescatarian

Cmon man.

blind-leading

Stomach acid. I will dissolve you.

derinthescarletpescatarian

So I can breathe normal and you can vomit on cue. I rescind my disappointment, mine is better.

blind-leading

😆🤣😭

I was thinking spitting stomach acid in my enemies eyes like a spitting cobra. But you have a point.

sandwichguy2004

river-of-wine

Hear that high and lonesome sound

renthony

I relate to Marcille DunMeshi, because I, too, would commit acts of unholy necromancy to save the life of the autistic tgirl I met in the woods.

deanwinchesterapologist

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell

vampire-lady-of-lesbos

Saw a comment calling The Pitt "the hospital yaoi show" when the only canon queer relationship is between two women

captain-price-returns

At least one member of the British government is doing their job.

dankmemes23

delicourse

some lesbian pride gowns🩷❤️🤍💛🧡

microsff

"Excuse me," the man at the bar said, "but I couldn't help overhearing. Are you really saying you refuse to pick one?"

"I don't see why I should have to."

"It's a core part of one's identity!"

"My gender and sexuality-"

"Oh!" He looked relieved. "I thought you were talking about football teams."

dear-ao3

how many shitty grilled cheeses does it take to get a graduate degree? a thesis by me

hello my friends romans and fellow countrymen to the latest but perhaps not greatest series of this blog, where i explore this very important question: How Many Shitty Grilled Cheeses Does It Take To Get A Graduate Degree?

as you may have guessed, i’m in graduate school. why? well that is a question we simply do not have the time to answer. so instead i’m going to explore something far more important: The Grilled Cheese

as anyone who has ever had access to a college dining hall will tell you, no matter how good (a term i use loosely) the food is, eventually you will grow tired of it. and when i grow tired of it, i make grilled cheese. usually because it satisfies a deep craving within me. grilled cheese has, for this reason, become essential to my college experience (source: i went to undergrad and made many a grilled cheese in the dining hall when the food was horrifically inedible). it can also be a rather motivating food—a shot of nostalgia (in this case, grilled cheese) can really kick your ass into gear for whatever adulting lies ahead of you.

so come with me over the course of the next year, and experience my graduate school experience right along with me, in the form of grilled cheese.

dear-ao3

today is a historical day friends because today, july 25, 2026, i made my first shitty grilled cheese of grad school.

what makes the grilled cheese shitty? well it is made in the dining hall with Inadequate Ingredients. but! grad school is all about innovation and i have plenty of that.

i arrived already in a nostalgic mood because i was blasting hannah montana, a show that i did not watch as a child, and was utterly craving grilled cheese. unfortunately, as it is the middle of summer, the dining hall is sufficiently lacking and there were only two kinds of bread to choose from: 1. a single slice of wheat bread or 2. a hot dog bun. i chose the latter. i put some butter on the Inside of the bread followed by six suspiciously small slices of yellow american cheese. then i crushed the whole thing to death in the panini press. i could have probably crushed it a bit longer but i didn’t want to risk getting Cheese Goop everywhere. the result? a flat, oblong sandwich with Just Melted american cheese and one weird section in the middle that tasted suspiciously like peanut butter.

overall rating: 7.5/10

roberttingle

annoying when shows set in the medieval period have the women with thier hair just long and unstyled and out . girl go put on your wimple girl 🤦‍♀️

elvensilk

like there are so many fun medieval hair and headgear options, it's so boring just seeing loose beachy waves meant to appeal to 21st century beauty standards

put that hot prince in a gay little hood with an ostrich feather or so help me god

terracotta7

As if Joanne couldn't get any shittier, she misgendered and insulted a woman who called for support, all because the woman had PCOS/PMOS and "didn't sound feminine enough."

Fuck her.

Your shitty children's series isn't more important than people's lives.

gasteracanthacancriformis

have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

gasteracanthacancriformis

my prized possession is this loveseat I bought from a divorced dad who couldn’t tell me anything about it and in the years i’ve owned it i’ve never been able to find out who made it or where it came from. it’s got nails and finger creases and palm lines but they’re all kinda hard to see in this pic.