Dick: you know the flapping thing you were doing with your mouth just then?
Clark: ...you mean expressing my love for my husband?
Dick,*in a disappointed fruity voice*: yeah that, no more of that.
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Dick: you know the flapping thing you were doing with your mouth just then?
Clark: ...you mean expressing my love for my husband?
Dick,*in a disappointed fruity voice*: yeah that, no more of that.
What’s your opinion on Batman’s no kill rule and the possible toll it might take on him?
(Also how his loved ones feel in regards to his slow mental deterioration, and by loved ones i mean Clark because c’monnn)
My opinion is that most people don't understand Batman's "no kill rule" and how fundamentally important it is to his character and to him as a person.
The typical answer most people get to this question is the fear of Bruce "that if I cross this line once then where do I stop?" Or "if I took a life of a murder then I change nothing but become a murder myself" and that are the reasons that he tries to convince him, to make himself believe in his rule.
But I think it's far more nuanced than that. See trauma is a very fickle thing, it's not something that only makes someone depressed or gets triggered by specific actions or words, it sticks to one's brain, especially if one goes through something traumatizing early in their life.
For example Bruce, he saw his parents getting murdered in front of him with his own eyes, he saw the life leaving their eyes and leaving behind nothing but shells of a body, he saw how someone's carelessness and disregard for mortal life and how it affected his own to the points of irrevocable ruins. And the thing is that it stuck with Bruce, permanently.
The thing is that trauma leads people to do things differently, it affects the person's entire life, it controls their moods, their mental attributes, their thought process, their everything. Especially in Bruce's case, who shaped how whole life because of what happened to his parents.
Bruce encountered something so deeply traumatic when he was just a kid, something that his mind didn't have the strength to witness or process in any remotely healthy way and it broke some part of him forever. Trauma is never shallow, and it's not visible easily. Even when the individual knows that they have trauma they don't sometimes see how deeply it affects them and their life.
So the answer is not Bruce will not kill people, the answer is that he can't, he physically cannot take a life. In Bruce's case, witnessing his parents death created this pathological obsession, this compulsion in his brain to preserve life at any costs.
Bruce couldn't kill someone even if he tried, the incident left such a harrowing trauma on his young brain that it put a mental block inside his subconscious against taking human life.
I believe that if Bruce were a non-traumatized person and a parent then there is a chance that Bruce would have killed the joker for killing Jason but he is not, he is a deeply traumatized individual,and preserving human life is not a matter of if for him, it's a matter of must.
And if there's a day when Bruce has to break this rule of his, he will kill himself along with it, he would not survive it. It's just not possible.
And for the question of how it will affect his loved ones the answer is simple, it will shake them and their foundation permanently. In Clark's case I don't think he'd be able to live with it. I always notoriously support Clark dumping Bruce in the pit after his death, but if Bruce comes out with all of his previous memories intact then even the pit wouldn't be enough, he will destroy himself again and again and continue doing so until Clark has to give up.
"how dare you want to see two fictional characters in a relationship (one that isn't even all that ethically dubious considering they're both adults), you're eeeeeevil!1!1!1!1" sounds much more like the statement of someone who needs to get a life lmao. If that's their idea of "criticism" then it's an abysmal one.
I don't even care that much about shipping or whatever, I see absolutely no reason for all this vitriol. Do any of these anons realise that they can block you if they don't like seeing your posts this much? And anyone else for that matter??? It's really not that hard. This is all just a matter of taste not any sort of moral dilemma. And if you really believe so, then go make your own posts complaining about it instead of coming here and getting made fun of, because anon hate-mail almost always works out the the targeted blog's favour due to the inherent power difference (getting the last word, ability to just straight up delete asks and block IP address')
Anyway, everyone knows that since Dan Mora drew SuperBat fanart that one time it's basically canon so those other anons can just go cry about it (/j)
I wouldn't have given a fuck if they were underage too! I need people to understand that they are FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. They don't have feelings or loves of their own, they're fucking barbie dolls for Christ's sake, anyone can do whatever the fuck they want. It is not even RPF for fucks sake.
No one is a "bad disgusting person" because they like fictional incest/rape/beastiality or any other "problematic" topics. Most people just enjoy the content and move on with their day because they have the literacy to understand that it is all FICTIONAL. If you cannot separate fiction from reality then it's a "you problem", not the world's.
Fanfiction does not dictate anyone's moral values, nor is fanfiction a piece of activism, if people paid attention and fought for real people who are oppressed and hurt as much as they bitch about fictional character's supposed suffering the world would have been a better place. Someone giving Bruce Wayne a pussy or calling him a she/her is nowhere near as harmful as actual queer people being oppressed and hated by the world and if you would pay more attention to that, it would be wonderful.
It is just a fun hobby and anyone with basic decent comprehension skill is aware of it and respects it all the same.
I'm a proshipper and if anyone has a fucking problem with that, they're free to block me anytime, like mature adults instead of sending middle school level of diss and hate ffs.
Also Dan Mora is the goat. And the hater anons can definitely go eat shit and choke on piss about it lol
I don't want to find out how clois shippers would react if DC dared to release a product featuring superbat as a couple, even if it clearly isn't part of the canon
Superbat shippers constantly get death threats just because we like to ship them on platforms despite it being non canon. If it were to become canon in some alt universe I don't wanna imagine what their reactions will be.
I doubt the robin fandom will ever understand that for many batman is the reason why people love batman comics and movies.
Yeah lol Batman is the reason that batfam exists. No matter what they think their favourites won't make sense without Bruce Wayne at all.
When the fans of robins and batgirls fight over who should receive more attention than Batman, but the company's response was Alfred, Jim, Lucius, and Selina.
I would take these characters over the kids every day.
This meme but superbat
Some superbat shippers treat batman better than the batfam fans, the latter just want angsty stories that make their kids look good and feature batman as the villain. As if any of them would have been so important without their connection to batman.
I think this stems mostly from the fanon batfam and the batkids fans. They all take the panels out of context and just try to paint Bruce as the bad guy even though his kids are equally at fault. I don't know how the fuck they ever came to the conclusion that batman is a man who would beat people up for no reason and abuses his kid as if his whole life he wasn't desperately searching for some love. And the only reason he took those kids on was to give them a better life.
I genuinely think all the people who shit on Batman to make it seem like their favourite batkid is better than him are fucking dumb and blind.
I guess superbat shippers treat him better because they like and understand his character rather than shitting in him to make others shine.
Which ao3 tag are you?
Saw this, looks fun!
Link to the quiz is here
… yeah, that tracks.
Soft tagging @blockcat-safari, @jackdraw-spwrite, @cityofangeisislying, @audioeidolon, @venusplantt, @bardicc-inspo and @voidindite in case they would like to play along :)
(Feel free to jump in if this looks fun and I forgot to tag you!)
Cannot even say anything in my defence
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jealous/possessive Clark headcanons?
To start off this whole list is heavily biased and has nothing to do with canon is any way shape or form. Canon is my bitch and I use and ignore it as I please because I'm having fun, not writing a weighted thesis on any of these characters lol.
Contrary to popular belief, Clark has always been a jealous person. He's someone who feels fundamentally alone most of the time, so whenever he finds things/people that can tether him to Earth, he becomes quite possessive of it.
As a journalist, Clark has been exposed to the darker side of the world, the world which is full of dog-eat-dog people and it taught Clark to always clutch the things that are precious to him closer to his chest to prevent himself from losing them.
Clark rarely ever gets possessive of inanimate objects. The few things that are nigh precious to him are his baby blanket from Krypton, the teddy that ma kent made him when he was struggling with his powers and the first watch that his pa gave him and the kryptonian rose that Bruce grew for him. Other than that there really is not much that he cherishes more than life. (I'm not well versed in canon inanimate objects that are precious to Clark so feel free to add more)
He loves his parents, his friends and the league but no one ever comes close to the flame that Bruce holds in his heart.
Bruce is the only human on Earth who Clark thinks of as his equal. It's not a matter of power or Clark seeing anyone beneath him, no. It's just that no human in the world has Bruce's intelligence, his will, his inherent goodness and mercy, and no other person fascinates and pulls him in like Bruce does.
Clark has always been somewhat protective of his status of Batman's first real friend in the league, he loves the fact that he was the first one to decipher Batman's grunts and batspeak, he loves the fact that he's the designated person that heroes go to understand what's going inside Batman's head or to help them convince Batman for something. The status of Batman's best friend is very precious to Clark.
When they finally fall into a relationship after years of will they or won't they, Clark is hellbent on never losing this again, he finally had Bruce, he has tasted him and he would never ever let it go. This obviously spirals into a raging case of codependency and anxious attachment.
Clark hates the amount of people in the league who are crushing on Batman, he has tried to be polite and subtle but when it doesn't work and Batman keeps getting proposals Clark throws away all his politeness and resorts to mark Bruce and cling to his back like a leech in front of everyone to make it clear that batman is taken.
Clark once legitimately tried to laser a goon's hand for slapping Batman's ass but he was stopped by Bruce and was scolded thoroughly.
Ma and pa Kent are aware of Clark's obsessive tendencies and they firmly tell Clark to never force Bruce into anything he doesn't want and they have a discussion with Bruce too about it.
As soon as they are together, Clark is already prepared to make their relationship public and Bruce acquiesces without much protest because he feels too old to play those games anymore and Clark is very precious to him and he wouldn't want to disrespect his partner like that ever.
After the public announcement Clark never leaves Bruce's side at all, he's present in every function with his arm wrapped tightly around Bruce's back, he won't let anyone walk over him and/or flirt with Bruce at all. His intelligence turns Bruce on so much that they have to leave early every time so Clark can fuck his brains out like he's been desperate for.
It doesn't take Clark longer than a year to officially propose to Bruce and get wed.
They have multiple weddings. A private one in Kent farm, a grand one for the press and an intimate kryptonian ritual to bond them as mates for the rest of their life. Clark couldn't be happier(he cried in every single ceremony and it made Bruce bawl his eyes too).
Bruce is covered in hickeys and hand prints all the time, the marks are heavily concerning to normal people and even their friends were skeptical at first, but Bruce adores them. He feels happy being the subject of Clark's possessiveness, it's quite an experience.
There have been multiple cases of alien dignitaries trying to hit on Batman or asking his hand in marriage in return to leave Earth alone and Superman delights in beating them up a touch harder than usual and making it clear in loud and clear words that Batman is married and that Superman can fight.
Despite being absurdly possessive and having toxic obsessive tendencies Clark has never once actually crossed Bruce's boundaries, the rare times he came close to doing that Bruce told him immediately and they talked about it before finding a common ground (actual communication I know lol(also I'm basing this on my happier superbat variants not on my darker superbat, that's a whole different world))
I'm sorry that it took so long for me to answer this bb, but I was trying to make it at least somewhat cohesive and structural but as you can see I did not do a great job of sticking to my resolution, but I hope that you enjoy at least some of it nonetheless.
As always spare my grammatical and spelling mistakes, I'm quite illiterate.
Batcat shippers also make fun of superbat, sometimes not even because of themselves but on behalf of clois shippers
To be honest, I've rarely seen batcat shippers being even half as vicious and delusional as clois shippers, maybe those posts never reached me but the bs is stupid nonetheless. People have become too damn miserable nowadays and are entitled and delusional as fuck to think that fandom spaces should be curated to their pathetic taste only. Talk about stupidity
Also not to mention that frankly abhorrent blog that spreads the agenda of superbat shippers k*lling themselves and preaching about the superiority of clois is back again. This is so disgusting, I don't know what's wrong with these people
Every time I see a clois puritarian hating on superbat just because clois is "canon" and Clark would never date anyone else other than her because of it i feel like the masses have lost their mind 😭 because he for real bitch these are FICTIONAL fucking dolls and harassing real people over it doesn't provide you with a moral high ground it just makes you look like a piece of shit asshole.
Out of curiosity, I decided to check out Superbat stories on AO3 and became more interested in the comments section of one story and found a comment at the end about Bruce being a "scat slave." I tried to remember where I'd seen that and your blog came to mind, maybe the person who sent you that message is now doing the same thing on that site.
The "scat slave" anon is not something new my love.
This person has been harassing the superbat community for closer to a decade now. They apparently staunchly hate the top Superman x bottom Batman dynamics, so instead of being civil about it and follow their like minded people who like bottom Superman x top Batman, they've chosen to become a pathetic, disgusting piece of shit who goes around throwing hate at every single person who dares love top Clark/bottom Bruce.
They're active here on Tumblr, Twitter and Ao3. On Tumblr they send all the hate while remaining anonymous. On Twitter they send unsolicited bottom Clark/top Bruce stolen fanart under most of the top Clark/bottom Bruce posts. They've also harassed minors and have sent death threats to many of the people in the community. On Ao3 they log in as guests and leave disgusting comments and recently it all has been related to scat.
The only way to get rid of them is to ignore their existence like the pos they are, engaging with them will only fuel their sadistic glee. And it is just not worth the energy but if you want to antagonise them and have no problem with their disgusting remarks to frustrate them, no one's stopping you.
Would be so funny if the Fortress immediately accepted Bruce as its own.
Because I like to imagine Krypton as a warrior planet, right? And it doesn't really have much experience with the sun giving Kryptonian powers because Krypton had a red sun.
So Clark is unblemished and scarless and powerful and the Fortress is like, "nah" but then sees Bruce being very skilled and the definition of a warrior, and goes "Yeah, he's mine now."
Clark watches as HIS tower present Bruce with antics, reliques, data, scripts, KRYPTONIAN CLOTHES. He never got any of that.
Clark never let Diana into the Fortress after that.
Fortress is screaming at Clark to mate with this gorgeous BADDIE ASAP! Even Jor El is like stf are you doing son?? Get on your knees and get your mate quickly
you’re so dumb.
What the fuck is wrong with your anons today love? Yuck