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Saw this, looks fun!
Link to the quiz is here
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Soft tagging @blockcat-safari, @jackdraw-spwrite, @cityofangeisislying, @audioeidolon, @venusplantt, @bardicc-inspo and @voidindite in case they would like to play along :)
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Cannot even say anything in my defence
@superman-creampieing-batman
jealous/possessive Clark headcanons?
To start off this whole list is heavily biased and has nothing to do with canon is any way shape or form. Canon is my bitch and I use and ignore it as I please because I'm having fun, not writing a weighted thesis on any of these characters lol.
Contrary to popular belief, Clark has always been a jealous person. He's someone who feels fundamentally alone most of the time, so whenever he finds things/people that can tether him to Earth, he becomes quite possessive of it.
As a journalist, Clark has been exposed to the darker side of the world, the world which is full of dog-eat-dog people and it taught Clark to always clutch the things that are precious to him closer to his chest to prevent himself from losing them.
Clark rarely ever gets possessive of inanimate objects. The few things that are nigh precious to him are his baby blanket from Krypton, the teddy that ma kent made him when he was struggling with his powers and the first watch that his pa gave him and the kryptonian rose that Bruce grew for him. Other than that there really is not much that he cherishes more than life. (I'm not well versed in canon inanimate objects that are precious to Clark so feel free to add more)
He loves his parents, his friends and the league but no one ever comes close to the flame that Bruce holds in his heart.
Bruce is the only human on Earth who Clark thinks of as his equal. It's not a matter of power or Clark seeing anyone beneath him, no. It's just that no human in the world has Bruce's intelligence, his will, his inherent goodness and mercy, and no other person fascinates and pulls him in like Bruce does.
Clark has always been somewhat protective of his status of Batman's first real friend in the league, he loves the fact that he was the first one to decipher Batman's grunts and batspeak, he loves the fact that he's the designated person that heroes go to understand what's going inside Batman's head or to help them convince Batman for something. The status of Batman's best friend is very precious to Clark.
When they finally fall into a relationship after years of will they or won't they, Clark is hellbent on never losing this again, he finally had Bruce, he has tasted him and he would never ever let it go. This obviously spirals into a raging case of codependency and anxious attachment.
Clark hates the amount of people in the league who are crushing on Batman, he has tried to be polite and subtle but when it doesn't work and Batman keeps getting proposals Clark throws away all his politeness and resorts to mark Bruce and cling to his back like a leech in front of everyone to make it clear that batman is taken.
Clark once legitimately tried to laser a goon's hand for slapping Batman's ass but he was stopped by Bruce and was scolded thoroughly.
Ma and pa Kent are aware of Clark's obsessive tendencies and they firmly tell Clark to never force Bruce into anything he doesn't want and they have a discussion with Bruce too about it.
As soon as they are together, Clark is already prepared to make their relationship public and Bruce acquiesces without much protest because he feels too old to play those games anymore and Clark is very precious to him and he wouldn't want to disrespect his partner like that ever.
After the public announcement Clark never leaves Bruce's side at all, he's present in every function with his arm wrapped tightly around Bruce's back, he won't let anyone walk over him and/or flirt with Bruce at all. His intelligence turns Bruce on so much that they have to leave early every time so Clark can fuck his brains out like he's been desperate for.
It doesn't take Clark longer than a year to officially propose to Bruce and get wed.
They have multiple weddings. A private one in Kent farm, a grand one for the press and an intimate kryptonian ritual to bond them as mates for the rest of their life. Clark couldn't be happier(he cried in every single ceremony and it made Bruce bawl his eyes too).
Bruce is covered in hickeys and hand prints all the time, the marks are heavily concerning to normal people and even their friends were skeptical at first, but Bruce adores them. He feels happy being the subject of Clark's possessiveness, it's quite an experience.
There have been multiple cases of alien dignitaries trying to hit on Batman or asking his hand in marriage in return to leave Earth alone and Superman delights in beating them up a touch harder than usual and making it clear in loud and clear words that Batman is married and that Superman can fight.
Despite being absurdly possessive and having toxic obsessive tendencies Clark has never once actually crossed Bruce's boundaries, the rare times he came close to doing that Bruce told him immediately and they talked about it before finding a common ground (actual communication I know lol(also I'm basing this on my happier superbat variants not on my darker superbat, that's a whole different world))
I'm sorry that it took so long for me to answer this bb, but I was trying to make it at least somewhat cohesive and structural but as you can see I did not do a great job of sticking to my resolution, but I hope that you enjoy at least some of it nonetheless.
As always spare my grammatical and spelling mistakes, I'm quite illiterate.
Batcat shippers also make fun of superbat, sometimes not even because of themselves but on behalf of clois shippers
To be honest, I've rarely seen batcat shippers being even half as vicious and delusional as clois shippers, maybe those posts never reached me but the bs is stupid nonetheless. People have become too damn miserable nowadays and are entitled and delusional as fuck to think that fandom spaces should be curated to their pathetic taste only. Talk about stupidity
Also not to mention that frankly abhorrent blog that spreads the agenda of superbat shippers k*lling themselves and preaching about the superiority of clois is back again. This is so disgusting, I don't know what's wrong with these people
Every time I see a clois puritarian hating on superbat just because clois is "canon" and Clark would never date anyone else other than her because of it i feel like the masses have lost their mind 😭 because he for real bitch these are FICTIONAL fucking dolls and harassing real people over it doesn't provide you with a moral high ground it just makes you look like a piece of shit asshole.
Out of curiosity, I decided to check out Superbat stories on AO3 and became more interested in the comments section of one story and found a comment at the end about Bruce being a "scat slave." I tried to remember where I'd seen that and your blog came to mind, maybe the person who sent you that message is now doing the same thing on that site.
The "scat slave" anon is not something new my love.
This person has been harassing the superbat community for closer to a decade now. They apparently staunchly hate the top Superman x bottom Batman dynamics, so instead of being civil about it and follow their like minded people who like bottom Superman x top Batman, they've chosen to become a pathetic, disgusting piece of shit who goes around throwing hate at every single person who dares love top Clark/bottom Bruce.
They're active here on Tumblr, Twitter and Ao3. On Tumblr they send all the hate while remaining anonymous. On Twitter they send unsolicited bottom Clark/top Bruce stolen fanart under most of the top Clark/bottom Bruce posts. They've also harassed minors and have sent death threats to many of the people in the community. On Ao3 they log in as guests and leave disgusting comments and recently it all has been related to scat.
The only way to get rid of them is to ignore their existence like the pos they are, engaging with them will only fuel their sadistic glee. And it is just not worth the energy but if you want to antagonise them and have no problem with their disgusting remarks to frustrate them, no one's stopping you.
Would be so funny if the Fortress immediately accepted Bruce as its own.
Because I like to imagine Krypton as a warrior planet, right? And it doesn't really have much experience with the sun giving Kryptonian powers because Krypton had a red sun.
So Clark is unblemished and scarless and powerful and the Fortress is like, "nah" but then sees Bruce being very skilled and the definition of a warrior, and goes "Yeah, he's mine now."
Clark watches as HIS tower present Bruce with antics, reliques, data, scripts, KRYPTONIAN CLOTHES. He never got any of that.
Clark never let Diana into the Fortress after that.
Fortress is screaming at Clark to mate with this gorgeous BADDIE ASAP! Even Jor El is like stf are you doing son?? Get on your knees and get your mate quickly
you’re so dumb.
What the fuck is wrong with your anons today love? Yuck
I'm uninterested in lois lane, but her fans make me feel even more uninterested, many of them think that trying to force others to like her is the right thing to do.
I don't hate Lois, she's a wonderful character and an even more amazing journalist. My gripe is with her fans, the ones who are polluting her name because of their own baseless hatred and the need to tie her down to a male character.
I don't ship clois, but I also don't have a problem with it because it's none of my business, but it becomes my business when clois fans uselessly hate on superbat for no reason and even their reasoning for the hate is stupid. While I know that misogyny is a real thing, Lois is one of the best treated canon love interest in the entire fandom. Most if not all the superbat shippers respect her as a character but then it gets harder to do it when clois/Lois fans start to egg on about how Lois should not be in the sidelines or that she's not centred in a damn superbat fic,like what does that even mean?
I don't know when they will understand that people don't ship superbat because they hate Lois or something, superbat is like one of the oldest ships and also one of the most iconic and it stems from people's love for the characters and their ever intertwining life, not because of hatred for Lois.
god knows I'm not meant for kids I would've beaten them to hell and back lol
Good. I know you’ll be a child abuser.
Ok and... What the fuck are you going to do with that information? How does that concern you at all? And even if it did you're one fucking coward to hide behind anonymity.
If I'm being honest, I pity you and your life because it must be downright miserable and pathetic if you're choosing to spend your time doing shit like this.
It's embarrassing that you cannot discern reality from fiction. Is your brain still functioning under toddler level comprehension or what? If that's the case then please get off of the interest and go back to 1st grade or whenever the fuck they teach kids the difference between reality and fiction because you genuinely seem to need that.
Also I would absolutely punt all of those little mfs in the face of i could do whatever the fuck you want with this information 😀
God op i love you 😂 this was the best way to counter that stupid ask
You can’t run & you can’t hide. Someone’s going to take a nice big shit down your throat.
Your little Brucie is going to be a scat slave. Bruce just loves eating shit and licking hairy holes.
Brooo as if the other psycho anon wasn't enough? What's wrong with you all? Like genuinely? Were you all raised in a cage with animals or what? I mean even animals seem to have more common sense than you people. You need to check yourself into a mental hospital or something 😭
SHUT UP BITCH! clois is and will always be THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ship ever. Lois is Clark's only love of his life and no one else. They are PURE! CERTAINLY NOT that snot eating fascist sexist whore Batman?? What does that bitch even do but be a FUCKING asshole and bear up people? Some fucking hero he is. You know what he is? He's a fucking pedo and you are a gay fetisizing cunt who cannot see them as anything but sex objects you stupid cunt. I hope you die and get raped by disgusting men for fetishizing Clark, Lois IS his Queen and everything and she is far better than fucking Batman even if she killed anyone. All of you superbat whore should kill yourself that's all the clois shippers want in their hearts
... that's something.
My god, I never thought that fandoms will ever get this disgusting and hard to be in 20 years ago. Can you even read the shit you sent to an actual person? I don't even know what to say to this but, please, get some mental help because you're clearly in need of that, if this is your reaction to fictional characters of all things. This reads as some kind of mental breakdown. Your homophobia is shining very well from this block of text and the disgusting behaviour of telling a human to kill themselves over shipping wars. You really need help.
I cannot believe that people would go to this length just because someone called out their fandoms behaviour and while I STILL understand that not all clois shippers are like this, it just proves my point further of their fandom having the worst kind of people 😔 like what is this?? This is just so depressing, why can't you all just co exist in peace?
I feel like there’s always been these people. They just had to say it to your face and were too afraid to get a swift reality slap.
They know their shit won't fly in real life and they'll get the beating of their life if they ever said this shit to a normal person
SHUT UP BITCH! clois is and will always be THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ship ever. Lois is Clark's only love of his life and no one else. They are PURE! CERTAINLY NOT that snot eating fascist sexist whore Batman?? What does that bitch even do but be a FUCKING asshole and bear up people? Some fucking hero he is. You know what he is? He's a fucking pedo and you are a gay fetisizing cunt who cannot see them as anything but sex objects you stupid cunt. I hope you die and get raped by disgusting men for fetishizing Clark, Lois IS his Queen and everything and she is far better than fucking Batman even if she killed anyone. All of you superbat whore should kill yourself that's all the clois shippers want in their hearts
... that's something.
My god, I never thought that fandoms will ever get this disgusting and hard to be in 20 years ago. Can you even read the shit you sent to an actual person? I don't even know what to say to this but, please, get some mental help because you're clearly in need of that, if this is your reaction to fictional characters of all things. This reads as some kind of mental breakdown. Your homophobia is shining very well from this block of text and the disgusting behaviour of telling a human to kill themselves over shipping wars. You really need help.
I cannot believe that people would go to this length just because someone called out their fandoms behaviour and while I STILL understand that not all clois shippers are like this, it just proves my point further of their fandom having the worst kind of people 😔 like what is this?? This is just so depressing, why can't you all just co exist in peace?
Clois shippers will attack any ship and real people if they want; they don't care because they think they're superior. They give their ship and themselves a bad reputation, but they don't believe in the consequences.
I guess no one ever taught them the phrase "ship and let others ship" 🙃
Clois shippers don't just attack the superbat fans, it's just that the fans of other superman ships have gotten tired of their bad behavior for a long time and don't allow them to bully them. Clois shippers never accept criticism, but it is true that it is better to label properly, so as not to be equal to them.
No the thing is clois shippers do attack superbat fans. I have seen so many posts of clois shippers hating on superbat for no fucking reason. More than half of the time we don't even do anything. Clois shippers have this thing that they think clois is some pure ship or something and shipping Clark with Bruce is inherently a dirty thing?
Also the "real superbat fan never speaks ill of Lois" is a widely accepted thing in the superbat fandom, Lois is one of the best treated female character in the fandom and STILL clois and Lois fans act like superbat fans are being "mysogynistic" towards her which is fucking stupid.
There are so many instances of clois fans unashamedly telling superbat fans to off themselves and mocking us and when someone retaliates against them they all act like they're the victims.
For them in every superbat fic Lois should get a shrine of her own just because she's so damn important 😭 like you cannot ship two men in peace because if you do you are automatically a mysogynistic piece of shit. And this is not at all an exaggeration I have literally seen a clois fan say that "in every superbat fic Lois is made to be this awesome best friend/wingwoman who will happily step aside and let Clark and Bruce be together" they were actually angry about it, that in a SUPERBAT fic Lois was portrayed as Clark's best friend? Like what the hell do you want then? For her to pine after Clark always? Be the female best friend who has no personality except yearning for the male lead? Idk man some of them have very delusional takes on them.
I find it very funny that my last post pissed off so many clois shippers and I wasn't even outright insulting anyone while I've seen clois shippers send death threats in superbat tag,call it mid without thinking about "stupid ship wars" and genuinely mock Bruce's whole character.
It doesn't feel good when it happens to your favourite ship does it? But many of y'all have been doing the same shit while also tagging the main superbat tag and then crying about the damn injustice when in reality half of you all are the assholes. I cannot count the number of times me or my friends have encountered clois shippers in the wild whose whole life purpose is to shit on superbat to make it seem like clois is way better. Which ship what you want but atleast be respectful about it.
And before anyone comes at me that not all shippers are like that, I know. But that didn't stop from so many of clois shippers from shitting on other ship tags.
So5 like maybe reflect on your own shitty behaviour before calling others out.
Clois is so genuinely boring😭 like I'm sorry but it's just not it.
Half the time that I read the comics it just feels so forced and weird. I was so into clois when I was a teenager but it just feels juvenile now 😭 I don't want to bash anyone but superbat is just so much more interesting. And Bruce is such a complex and intriguing character, i didn't always love him but now though,after reading so many of his comics I just cannot deny that he's amazing.
Especially the WFA comics, when I first read them I genuinely thought that Clark and Bruce were together and raising Dick as their own. They're just so adorable and silly together.
Even that one comic panel where one of Superman's villian not so subtly said that he loves Bruce more than Lois because he will miss him the most and he confides in him the most. They're just so beautiful together.
I'm not sure what changed in me but I definitely like superbat more now. I just can't help it 😞
