Men who absolutely suck at the whole ‘friends-with-benefits’ thing
You didn’t have time for relationships, but hey, you still had needs. So you had initiated a sort of a symbiotic arrangement- you two fuck and then be on your way.
For him though? It’s a whole different story.
He genuinely thinks you two are meant to be. That this will progress into him being your husband till the day you both die.
Your indifference and mean nature flies right over his head (he even likes it; he doesn’t mind a smack or two at all).
He doesn’t even care if you bring other people in your bed- he is the one who’s your soulmate after all.
(He does get rid of them after you are done with them of course🙂)
He does your chores, is besties with your cat, goes on grocery runs for you and will overall buy you anything he feels you’d like. But you are not lulled into the sense of safety he is faking- you know he is insane.
He knows every detail about your life to an almost scary degree. He doesn't leave you alone if he can help it, and any other man who- forget hooking up- is even a little closer to you disappears mysteriously. He has the audacity to go around telling people that you two are 'twin-flames' who have made a spiritual contract to be together in every life..whatever the fuck that means.
He has even tried forgoing the condom in hopes of baby-trapping you, but you are meticulous about these things, glaring at him whenever he whines about the plastic itching him.
“Bend over then. I will fuck you.” You order as you reach for your strap, making him twitch with excitement.
You proceed to take out your frustration on his poor hole and him? Well, he’s in heaven, tongue lolled out as he takes your brutal thrusts.
Nothing you do to deter or scare him actually works. Instead he just becomes more obsessed with you.
--- CALEB, Rafayel (LADS), Gojo Satoru (JJK), Vinsmoke Sanji (One Piece), Claude Faustus, Undertaker (Black Butler), Carcel Escalante (The Broken Ring: this marriage will fail anyway), Eckles Khan Delman (Villains are destined to die), Baek Siyoon (Dreaming Freedom), Dylan Sean Blade (The taming of the tyrant), Regef Hill (The Villainess is a Marionette), Heinrey Laslo (The Remarried Empress), Damien Orlov (from the Deception trilogy and Throne duet by Rina Kent), Yulian Dmitriev (Hunt the Villain by Rina Kent), Josh Hammond (Lights Out by Navessa Allen)
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