Hey MTV welcome to my blog

[anonymous-peasant]

I stared Death straight in the eyes and said...

please?

[anonymous-peasant]

Ah yes my favorite mcyts: Eret, Wilbur Soot and *looks at smudged writing on hand* Schlutt

[anonymous-peasant]

My weapon of choice you ask?

Breadsticks 

[anonymous-peasant]

Me: *using insulin pen as a wand* Accio new pancreas

[ooc-amongus]

[anonymous-peasant]

mood

[radicalgraff]

“The only dangerous minority is the rich”

[anonymous-peasant]

Well call me Ross and Rachel’s relationship cause I’m on a break

a mental breakdown that is

[dankmemeuniversity]

[animatedtext]

[anonymous-peasant]

This is a no think zone

[frownyalfred]

some Warner brothers exec: “wE’lL jUsT CGI iT oUT”

[youcancallmeaddy]

[fairyfawm]

i may not have any braincells, but i make up for it by having many heartcells

[spaghettinero]

[peterman-spideyparker]

Reblog if David Rose is your spirit animal

[anonymous-peasant]

He is a BIG mood

[kaylabeemarie]

Din: *Sigh*

[lavenderfables]

The smell of fresh bread is straight serotonin.

[anonymous-peasant]

Okay yeah my real life may be a mess but my sim is thriving so I really don’t see the issue