"Did you think I don't *check* the Amazon history sweetie? A lockpick set? Really? You must have been *SO* pathetically desperate to cum. Then of course you locked back up and lied to my face how. many. times. about how you were "Sooo horny", and deprived, and being a good boy, and deserved to cum oh so much Mommy yes!
So Mommy told a lie or two of my own. I said you were getting tied up for an enema, that much is true. But we know how much you love those things, don't we baby? No, those would be a reward under normal circumstances, if you weren't being punished. This enema? That's filled you up so well; isn't water hon, as you're clearly already noticing, poor thing. It's a cocktail I came up with on the spot at the drugstore, when I was very upset after discovering your dishonesty. Starting with a quart of strong coffee and a quart of prune juice, add a 2oz bottle of liquid glycerin as well as 4x bisacodyl liquid suppositories, and a very generous squirt of both hot chili oil & Dawn.
Right before it went in, I put a whole cup of bulk fiber powder in the enema bag and gave it a good shake. I cut it pretty close; at the end there, that mix practically gelled up in the tube! That should keep it in place for a good looong time, let every ingredient work it's magic.
The second lie I told was how long we were going to be here. This was supposed to be your deluxe hotel fantasy reward night for being such a good boy huh? Liar. You're paying for an *extended* stay now, lucky boy! Oh, this nice dress? I'm going down to the lobby, with your credit card by the by, to enjoy every amenity this place has to offer, I'm talking hair, massage, nails, shopping, champagne, the works!
I might even manage to find a new boyfriend while I'm out. Of course, I can't bring him back here with your disgusting self ... I guess I'll have to book a suite upstairs, where your cheap-ass should have picked in the first place!
That flushing sound? Oh, just your chastity keys, being remanded to the permanent care of the Las Vegas Municipal Wastewater department.
No, that plug isn't getting deflated any time soon, and those crotch straps are indeed, too tight to mess. Not my problem, Houdini.
Here's your lockpick set hon. Good luck.