Idek anymore

26 ☠️ ahhhh He/his/him Memes, dreams, ripping at the seams

[catchymemes]

[academia-lucifer]

@academia-lucifer

[what-even-is-thiss]

I just had an argument with someone who was like “why would we settle for food stamps when we could have universal basic income?”

And it’s just like. People need food right now you know.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Hippie church moms donating quinoa chips to my local food bank have done more for me materially than any internet idealist ever has.

[what-even-is-thiss]

People get pissed at me for being a pragmatist in my political ideals but I’ve been in the position where I was out of food right now.

And who helped me with that? Not people calling for some nebulous revolution. Not people telling me that the system was useless. Not people preaching at me to grow my own food. It was a church food bank partially funded by the state of Texas that some southern hippies donated a bunch of Whole Foods nonsense to.

And you know what? I’m sick and tired of defeatism. What can we get done right now, huh? Are you gonna accept something a bit better to help people right now or are you waiting for your perfect utopia to come to you?

Yeah, UBI is better than the quinoa chips. Sure. But right now the quinoa chips are stopping people from going hungry and if all we can do is get the food bank quinoa chips to more people, then I say so be it. That’s something. I’ll almost always take baby steps over nothing.

[coast-modern]

just mispelled mental illness the worst anyones ever done it .

[coast-modern]

[gay-pippin]

yesss precious we can reclaim, we have a menwtol smeeness

[aarch-aangel]

[foone]

I have a lot of respect for the guy who did the study about wolves, the one that came up with "alpha wolves". Because normally when you fuck up science, it just causes some delays and occasional pop-sci nonsense.

Dude fucked up science so badly he invented an entire new genre of pornography. I can only dream of being so influential.

[dimplesandfierceeyes]

I just had to bring this out of the tags @rythyme because it just added so much to the whole thing

[loki-zen]

nearly all libraries have a ghost, but medical libraries frequently have a ghost and a skeleton

[loki-zen]

i’ve been reminded that most people don’t know about the ghost

[loki-zen]

‘ghost reading’ means collecting usage stats for books which are used within the library, without being checked out (which would automatically generate usage data).

This is often done by checking out the book to a dummy user account belonging to The Library Ghost before it’s reshelved. (After being returned ofc. Ghosts read very fast.)

Due to ghost reading, most libraries ask that you do not return books to the shelves yourself, even if you’re confident of where they go - there will instead be somewhere they’ll ask you to leave them (or just leave them out on a surface somewhere) so they can be collected and ghost read.

[bisexualbaker]

I knew about leaving books out after you read them, but I didn't know about the ghost account thing! Thank you for explaining that 👍

[certifiedlibraryposts]

Certified Library Post

[princessxombie]

From the system we use at my library, you can see they even have a cute little ghost graphic for it :D

[frontmansdefender]

“How’s life?”

Me:

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

The mammalian desire to stand at the edge of the ocean.

[nedlittle]

vehicular manslaughter chappell roan be like you can hit a hundred boys with cars

[nevermind-stop-forever]

entomologist chappell roan be like you can keep a hundred bugs in jars

[anonymouscitrus]

Casting director for musical chappell roan be like please could you give us sixteen bars

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

Top reasons for there to be a kneeling knight emoji

- Defending women online

- Offering women support when they are in distress

- Commenting on a woman's selfie

- Offering to kill people bothering your online friend

- Sexual reasons

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

[molabuddy]

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

[molabuddy]

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

[only-cat-memes]

[theinfiknight]

[girl-dot-tzt-deactivated2026042]

Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

[lesbianboyfriend]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

[fanonical]

genuinely, i think watching live theatre can improve your media literacy so much

like people who look at doctor who and are like 'lol the effects are so rubbish'

maybe watch a stage play where there's no backdrops and half the characters are played by the same three guys in different hats and maybe you will calm down

[lawbreaker13]

People who were raised on Marvel movies simply don’t understand the beauty of a well made and executed practical effect

[what-even-is-thiss]

You ever seen a person in all black operating a bird puppet? No you haven’t because we’ve all agreed to ignore the people dressed in all black. That’s a bird.