Call Me Vee

Toni・27・MD・Illustrator

[spacefinch]

Come get your gold stars

[confetti-cat]

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[homunculus-argument]

The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

[wishfulsketching]

Continuation to the locker room comic that's >HERE

Here's a little extra of the boys realizing (after revealing their relationship status to each other) that they fucked up

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[dogpuppy]

[catchymemes]

[halfknife]

[humanistsans]

thinking of her today…

[braindamaged007-deactivated2024]

[superbabymethod]

serving gunt

[weyounpussyindulgence-deactivat]

It’s her….The Binch

[bob-artist]

My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands:

[ariadne-mouse]

me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

[steakosaur]

[sebmal]

Me When I Am Coming To Fucking Get You

[xenosagaepisodeone]

are we not feeling very pious today, brother lionel

[tygerbug]

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

[shillelagh]

[shillelagh]

[shillelagh]

[joculine]

[shillelagh]

[joculine]

[shillelagh]

[joculine]

[shillelagh]

[joculine]

[joculine]

[cowboypsyop]

I'll fucking kill tha ginch for cutting me a absolutely dog shit slice of roast beast dude was carving that up 3 sizes too thin

[joshpeck]

i think butter is a better bagel topping than cream cheese. there. i said it.

[joshpeck]