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Me: You questioned this more than I thought about it

My sister: I asked one question

Me: That's more than I thought about it

#funny #gen z mood #humour #gen z #this would be a good incorrect quote #incorrect quotes

So I was passing out some kazoos to a few people who wanted them

Someone just pointed at me in the hallway and said, "That's the kazoo girl!"

I've peaked

#kazoo #funny

You know those friends you can't leave alone because they'll probably do something stupid and die?

Hi, I just drank glowstick juice

#and somehow im the mom friend too #its fine #i googled it first #Google says a mouthful wont kill you and i only had a sip #*cracks spine so i glow*#funny #gen z mood #i was bored #quarantine brain #don't worry #I watered it down #with the liquid from a highlighter pen #i probably shouldnt post stuff like this because my sister can see my blog #delete later #tw death mention #death cw

I can spell aesthetic, but I can't spell shuger

My friend is disappointed in me

#my friend is extremely dissappointed #she shook her head.#i almost wrote head as haid.#whoops #im a failure #gen z #gen z mood #spelling

"I asked [my daughters] to just throw my body in a dumpster but that's illegal."

- My Grandmother when an ad for funerals came on the TV

#tw death mention #grandparents #lol #funny #she was being serious though.

I've been reading online so much, I tried to scroll down on a hard copy book and was briefly confused why it wasn't working.

#reading #lol #funny #archive of our own #that is the reason why this happened.#ao3 has overtaken me.#true story

Watermelon Rind is like Starburst Wrappers.

They can both be eaten, but they're difficult to chew.

#watermelon #funny #humour #lol #yes #I did eat a slice of watermelon with its rind still on.#I stand by that decision #it'd be a fun trick at parties (that I'm not invited to)#How to get everyone to stay far away from you 101 #nom nom #gen z

Yesterday, I kinda just forgot babies exist. I just, didn't remember that humans do that.

So I saw a baby and had a brief moment of, "What the fuck?"

#funny #humour #baby #true story #babies #lol

Sprinkles glitter in hair

"It's a gay baptism"

#humor #true story #gay #gsa #funny #glitter #gen z #gen z humor

This is the bees knees

Not many people know or care about it, but I think it's pretty nifty.

Essentially, I just found out the bees have knees.

#bees?#bees #knee #bees knees #bees have knees #humour #jokes

I love my friends. I can just say something like "I AM THE TOAST MASTER!!!" And I'll get "ALL HAIL" as a response.

By the way, that was when I tried to pop up my toast to catch it and it flipped over into the other toaster slot.

#toast #TOAST MASTER!!!#humour #friendship #my friends are weird #my friends are the best

"If you save something until the last minute, it only takes a minute to do"

Wise words from my dad that explain a lot.

#humour #advice #wise words #my dad #im looking at the reccommended tags for my dad and theyre mostly all kinda sad #WHO HURT YOU #well obviously your dad.

*to the tune of hairspray*

Because you can't stop the bee.

No seriously; it's behind you.

Run.

#Funny #Humour #hairspray #musical #bees?#bee #run #Seriously!#you can't stop it #youll only prolong the inevitable

Today someone called me elegant.

As they said that, I fell on my face.

#humour #elegance #failure #she is beauty she is grace #she is falling on her face.

No. I'm not going to do that. That would take

Drapes self over arm of couch

Effort

#no #the context was me saying im too lazy to have a blog #i was lying #this is my shitpost blog #welcome #first post #now i feel like I've added too many tags.#i mean probably not #but still

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