Ha Ha Soup

So much soup

[json-derulo]

messages from Home Alone (1990) that haven’t aged well:

forgive your family for treating you poorly because they’re ✨family✨ 🥺 what would you ever do without them?

groceries are $19.83

messages from Home Alone (1990) that HAVE aged well:

don’t trust cops

befriend old man with shovel

[cryptotheism]

[thelreads]

You count as one of the girls Mikorin. You're the ultimate heroine after all.

[anotheraverageairbreather]

Thinking more about MayuMiko and I have some revisions.

Mikorin, trying to boast about his womanizing “prowess” starts telling Mayu how he’s already seduced every girl at his school, this ramble goes on so long that he ends up asking Mayu if he knows any cute ladies for Mikorin to work his magic on.

Mayu thinks of Mamiko, but explaining the whole situation is too much energy so he just says “sure”. Mikorin asks Mayu to describe this girl, Mayu describes her in as few words as possible-he is literally describing Mikorin to himself but Mikorin is not intersted because she seems like a “boastful and embarrassed person”.

Mikorin then asks Mayu if SHE has any friends, Mayu thinks of himself (MayuMayu), and once again decides explaining is too much work so just nods.

Nozaki’s interest is peaked and he pushes Mayu to set up Mikorin with this girl for manga material. Mikorin leaves confident in his lady skills, ready for his date. Explaining what has just happened/getting his brother to stop fixating on this date is too much work so come the day of the date, Mayu just shows up. Nozaki catches on that there is no actual girl and finds a cheap wig and quickly tosses it on Mayus head- he still wants manga material.

Mikorin shows up for the date, despite all his big talk he’s to nervous to even look this girl in the eye! But he seems to be getting along with her, she reminds him a lot of his buddy Mayu. A little too well, Mikorin realizes that this girl is way better suited for Mayu than she is to him and starts to feel guilt for potentially stealing his bro’s future girlfriend (it is also an excuse to avoid women).

The next time Mayu and Mikorin see eachother, Mikorin starts boasting about how great this girl would be for Mayu. It is too much work to explain, Nozaki once again over hears and environs great Manga material so he tells Mikorin he’ll set up Mayu and this date.

Because Mikorin never looked his date in the eyes, he has no clue what she looks like. So Nozaki puts on the same wig and goes on a “date” wirh his brother

Mikorin is Nozy and Chiyo has the insider knowledge that Nozaki is there, so they go to spy on the date, they are sitting in booths such that Mikorins back is turned to the “coulple” and he can only hear what they’re saying.

to his suprise, Mikorin realizes maybe he really did like that girl after all, and begins to get jealous. Chiyo LOVES that girl because she is Nozaki, so she is even more jealous. Chiyo breaks first and puts an end to this date.

Not to sure what happens next but I like the idea of the wig switch and jealous Chiyo.

[anotheraverageairbreather]

If mayumiko WERE to happen and GSNK was a different vibe of manga GOD would I relish in the angst and pining. Mayu starts opening up to Mikorin more as himself and through this process Mikorin realizes he has feelings FOR Mayu, eventually Mayu confesses that he’s been talking to this girl online and shows Mikorin his chats with her, Mikorin realizes their identities- BUT THIS IS A BAD THING. Mayu is infatuated with the very curated version of Mikorin- he will be filled with immense guilt for deceiving Mayu (Mayu has been doing the same thing but I think Mikorin would feel more guilty) and also jealousy of himself. Following the og silliness I think Mikorin response would be to start cyber bullying Mayu or acting like a creep or some shit as his girl persona to make himself look better compared to his girl self.

The manga would probably skip all this angst tho. Mayu and mikorin would tell eachother that they’re talking to girls and describe them to eachother. Mikorin would be like “wow this girl sounds awesome you should set us up on a double date!” (Of course he would want to go on a date with himself) Or vice versa. This digs the other into a hole. What happens is Mayu cross dresses, ATTEMPTS to adopt the personality of Mikorins girl persona (but this is still Mayu so he would do it in way less words, there ye still being clearly Mayu), and shows up ona. Double date with Mikorin. It is so obviously Mayu but Mikorin gets so nervous around girls that he never makes real eye contact with Mayu . Mikorin has a great time, and Nozaki is using this all for manga material and is somehow incentivizing Mayu. This goes on until Mikorin can work up the courage to express his feelings for his girl and really look into her eyes-at which point he realizes it’s Mayu in a bad Temu wig.

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

[jeremysknoxes]

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

[alt-menu]

almost there!

[sociallyodd260]

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

[snarky-wallflower]

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

[nerugiganon]

shoelaces. on your dash. in 2025.

[live-laugh-love-luka]

[anotheraverageairbreather]

When to my University’s ACLU chapter meeting today. The presentation was on social media and at one point we were discussion alternatives to META and platforms without reals, I brought up Tumblr and this guy turns to me DEADASS and goes “Is tumblr still a thing???” I was the only one at this meeting who uses tumblr still. They thought it was dead.

[anotheraverageairbreather]

She curry on my brat till I wurst

[whatdoidonow1996]

please please please “shoegaze” “zoomergaze” “nugaze” death 2025

[anotheraverageairbreather]

I’m in the corner, straight watching it

And by it, let’s just say…

I mean Eva

[nemkero]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUA

[farbtron]

Rebel AU scetchdump~

[lukaalnst-official]

oh in a twink gone

Twink and gone~

[feyrischan]

Jiang Cheng came to me crying and told me to post this on Tumblr

[piosplayhouse]

Sorry I haven't been scumming it up much lately I'm still thinking about that bingqiu unbirthing fic . It's just so good I don't think I have any ideas rn that can even hold a candle to that the person who wrote that was channeling pure bingqiu right from the source

[lazuilis]

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my father passed away very suddenly a few days ago, and along with the emotional distress, this has put a huge financial strain on my family. in addition, my laptop just broke which i really need for work. i'm opening these commissions hoping to purchase a new laptop as soon as possible along with dealing with these sudden life changes.

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