a dumping ground tbh

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[sludgebitch]

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[kingskindly]

Shane and Ilya’s kid making tiktoks and using their unsuspecting dads for clout.

“Papa, my friend is dating a hockey player and she wants to know if his stats are good, I’m going to read them out to you okay?” And it’s just Ilya being like hmmm this is not too bad and then Shane just reading this dudes stats to all hell.

Or a “pov your parents are famous” clipped with a bunch of different times Shane and Ilya get stopped for pictures or autographs.

Mini Hollanov doing a tiktok dance with Ilya.

Or a “rich in life because this is my parents after 20 years married” trend with clips of Hollanov being disgustingly in love dancing in the kitchen and kissing, Ilya swatting Shane’s ass and then both laughing at Mini Hollanov’s “ewwww”

Another video with the caption “When I think I mog but this is my dad in his prime” with photos of all of Shane’s old photoshoots.

The comments are half holy shit your dads are Hollander and Rozanov and half can your other dad fight to which Ilya makes a TikTok account just so he can reply yes to every comment in the comment section.

[dazeylily]

it's sorta funny (ignoring the horrors) that cis people can't be trusted with a deadname. any time someone tells me theirs I've forgotten it five minutes later, if you had names for your toes that would be far more interesting to me, but cis people get real "if you give a mouse a cookie" about it it

[orrangeslices]

I'm terrified of people even knowing it, because I know that some people will instantly lock that into their heads as my "real name" and eventually slip and say it instead

Something something that charlottan post about how even if people have only ever known you as the gender you transitioned to, they're still gonna think "oh they're just a boy that I need to remember to call a girl"

[dazeylily]

Most people won't slip up like that, the average cis person walks on eggshells so they don't accidentally reveal they're just humoring us out of a sense of obligation, they'll think about it and get even more anxious while doing that. This reinforces the wall between them and any insight into the situation.

[dazeylily]

a wild strawman appears

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

does someone stand behind these people with a gun forcing them to type this shit where everyone can see it. what in the fuck is even going on

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

like IMAGINE just admitting this, under no duress

[infinite-planes]

Yeah a comment like that goes in the tags, which are considered private. Fortunately that’s where it was

[dazeylily]

I get a notification for every note, including this one. They are very much not considered private, if anything you are sending them directly to me.

[dazeylily]

private area do not read

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"the tags, which are considered private"

[phallicide]

during my 2,000 years in military service upon the wartorn world of Bantok, we had a member of our unit named Private Tags who was so covered in skin tags you couldnt see his real face. Saying the tag arent private dishonors his memory in incomprhensibly vile ways, youre all going ot mega hell

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

ah PFC Tags. we miss him every day. war is hell

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

great post! funny how all the trans women are deleted

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[dramaticpokemonpictures]

Rest in peace Akihiro Miwa (1935-2026)

I haven't seen anyone talking about this and just wanted to make a quick post on here.

Akihiro Miwa recently passed away peacefully june 20th, and was not only a drag queen and a queer icon, but also the japanese voice of Arceus in the movie Arceus and the jewel of life, as well as the witch from Howl's moving castle and Moro from Princess Mononke.

Rest in peace and thank you for the wonderfull impact you made in this world.

[jerrycummblr-deactivated2025012]

It's really simple. If you're born with a vagina and you naturally have elevated testosterone levels, you're a man. If you have a vagina and you take testosterone, you're a woman. But also if you have a vagina, you'll never be a man. But also if you have higher testosterone then you were never a woman. Woman never yes man a vagina testosterone no was an elevated. Vagina man.

[son-of-crows-and-rats]

[letterful]

[anti-parent]

Solidarity with Children

this book is out now!!! it's a short read, less than 200 pages, and it's SO good. i literally had to pause halfway through just to send the author a message about how much i liked it. definitely leans more utopian than scientific, but that makes sense given the format, and i think it has a lot of good things to say.

once you really start thinking about how restrictive the world is for children and how many bullshit justifications we retroactively come up for it all the time, you can't stop seeing it everywhere. this book makes a good case for including children in our political efforts not as rhetorical devices but as an actual class of oppressed people.

[hudconvent]

i really am tickled by the idea of scott hunter being canonically only 3 yrs older than ilya and catching stray after stray for being old. yet also in my mind cliff is fully in his mid 30s when ilya is a rookie and whenever they get drunk together cliff gets emotional and is like “do you think im washed lil bro…..” and ilya is like “NO are you kidding me……you are stud…..just now in your prime…..”

[closet-keys]

as a teen, i was constantly harassed by adults enforcing ''dress codes'' on me. I very much experienced this as sexual harassment. I think this is one of many cases where people would more easily understand this as sexual harassment if I described it as if it happened to an adult.

imagine being on your lunch break, and your supervisor comes over to your table, tells you to stand up in front of everyone. they draw everyone's attention to your thighs. they tell you that you have broken the dress code because of the length of your shorts. they tell you to go change (so you do not get the rest of your lunch break). they do this every single day at lunch. every day. so you read the whole dress code front and back, and you choose your clothing carefully to not break it. you bring a cloth tape measure with you to work because they will not believe you. this time when your supervisor tells you that you're breaking dress code, you pull out your tape measure and show that you are within the limit. your supervisor says "I bet you wouldn't want me to bring you to the boss and let him measure it, would you?" it's clearly a threat: if you don't obey then you will be put alone in a room with your boss and he will touch your thighs. you don't know how to respond. you're taken out of lunch again.

this was my experience at school. replace supervisor with "teacher" and boss with "principal." this was sexual harassment. fuck dress codes.

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[redstonedust]

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

[mutinsfromthemoon]

i don’t think shane and ilya spend their honeymoon doing sex. of course they did, it’s honeymoon. but i think they spend it the most being a couple out in the open. they could now. they can holding hands, kissing in the middle of the street, hugging each other every five seconds, being ridiculously close and affectionate without having to look over their shoulders or hide. everything they dreamed of doing before. so they just spend most of their the time exploring the city, trying new foods, touristic attractions and all we do while on vacation. and telling everyone that asked if they’re together that they’re INDEED TOGETHER and it’s their honeymoon!

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

To put it in dumber words,

[libertineangel]

Tags here making the crucial point that it's not that art is politically useless as a rule, but that individualist, spontaneous agitation is ineffective. Propaganda can be as useful for us as for them, but it needs to be produced for clear aims to suit the circumstances, spread and utilised effectively as part of a defined programme and strategy.

The conclusion here, as ever, is not to abandon political art as a concept but to get organised!

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[storyweavingspider]

Having seen so much about Revolutionary Girl Utena the past several years and just now watching it, I think it’s fucking fascinating how I’ve basically never seen the themes/commentary around slavery addressed in like any posts I’ve seen about it ever

[storyweavingspider]

Everyone is fighting for ownership of a powerful darkskinned woman who has to do whatever her owner says and gives the power to change the world

And like as one example one person thinks they have to own her in order to free her and completely ignores her own spoken thoughts and opinions on her happiness like. What.

[storyweavingspider]

Ok hear me out. Im only 6 episodes in but RGU as representative of the Scramble For Africa-

[storyweavingspider]

Me, as a joke: “This is making me think of the Scramble for Africa but if it was anthropomorphized and lesbian”

Y’all in the comments of this post:

Sitting here like wHAT DO YOU MEAN ITLL BECOME RELEVANT

And yet I’ve never heard of any of these parts about RGU 😭

[infectiouspiss]

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

[infectiouspiss]

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

[infectiouspiss]

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.