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samettimato

*dances at the club like an animal crossing character*

captbuttcake

big mood

adeles

lesbian-toddhoward

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punziella

🔥 my favorite hotties 🔥

phaxes

via weheartit

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jathis

I love how happy the puppy is as the kitten comes to visit

helvetillinen-helluntai

Delete this website and only leave this behind

whitmerule

This would be so much easier if you’d stop trying to kiss me and just let me HOP DOWN, Fred.

prokopetz

I’m not saying I’m definitely an NPC, but if I am a protagonist, the game I’m starring in is probably free-to-play.

winterwombat

Makes sense:

I can only do something useful once every few hours

Ads are everywhere

The pacing seems designed to be deliberately frustrating

A lot of the hassle would go away if had a ton of money

stevenrogered

T’Challa on Black Jeopardy! (Saturday Night Live, 4/7/18)

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Lady Bird (2017) Director’s Commentary

This is for me the turning point of the movie in some ways, and there’s a moment where you see on Saorise’s face that she sees Lucas, playing Danny, as a person for the first time. She doesn’t see what she can get out of him, or what he is to her, but that he’s in the middle of his own–his own opera, and his own things that he’s going through. And all of a sudden, you just see it flash across her face, like, “Oh, this is not about me”. (…) And that’s such an important part of growing up, is seeing other people as separate from you.

And this scene between Marion and Stephen [Henderson] …. They [Lady Bird and Marion] are both able to be so tender to other people, but they have so much trouble being tender to each other. And, you know, it won’t always be that way, but that’s the way it is right now.

jones-jessica

Which Jessica Jones are you today?

thenatsdorf

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Irish dancing.

aakadotw

humanpersonface

The laugh was what sold me

saltrat88

killin-the-machine

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

tastefullyoffensive

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MAKE HIM REGRET

*spec prep*

BEING BORN

*spec prep*

shimmersing

So my husband tells a story about a guy he worked with at his first job. They’d regularly go to a Thai restaurant near their office - one of those really legit places where grandma is the chef. So the guy says one day to their server, looks this girl dead in the eye, and says “You can’t make it hot enough.”

Server gives him this look like “your funeral” and takes the order to the kitchen. GRANDMA COMES OUT AND LOOKS AT THIS POOR WHITE BOY, shakes her head, and goes back in the kitchen.

When the dish comes out, it’s a solid mass of just RED. Dudes at the table are dying just sitting near it. This guy tries his damnedest, gets about five bites in, and can’t do it. Mr You-cant-make-it-hot-enough was fucking obliterated by Chef Grandma.

And to add insult to injury, they replaced the dish for him, and GRANDMA BRINGS IT OUT, gives him a look and shakes her head.

I think there’s a reasonable chance this was his receipt.