Cj's Tumblr

Yo. The name's cj. This is pretty much my tumblr. I hope we can get along.i was born before the 2000s.

[catasters]

[cottoncandylesbo]

SOMEONE IS FIGHTING SPAMTON AT WORK

[cottoncandylesbo]

I HEAR YOU MOTHERFUCKER. FAINTLY. WHO IS TRYING TO BE A BIG SHOT AT 8:49 AM

[lesvegas]

imagine being this wrong and also hiding this article behind a paywall

[lesvegas]

one time they went to a bbq as a kid and a grill ran over their mom

[asbestosgirlfriend]

[lesvegas]

imagine being this wrong and also hiding this article behind a paywall

[lesvegas]

one time they went to a bbq as a kid and a grill ran over their mom

[asbestosgirlfriend]

[better-positive-memes]

[pictured is a screenshot from a cartoon of two small dogs running side by side. tied to them are sticks, with a sign connecting them. the sign reads, “i hope you get good news on something you’ve been waiting on. you deserve it”]

[sarahconnorjr]

[coffeemeetsanxiety]

[ampervadasz]

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

[qweaenr]

GENSHIN IMPACT - Kyryll Chudomirovich Flins -

“You want to know what I think about him? I suppose... He's a man with many stories. Don't you find it strange how a warrior like that carries himself with such a refined air? And then there's his expertise in using his eloquence to get what he wants...”

[pain-tool-sai]

colored some sketches i did during my work break

[sarahseeandersen]

This new piece was created in collaboration with The Marine Mammal Center! We have made signed prints available and a portion of all proceeds will go to them :)

[worthikids]

Witches On Tinder

[bogleech]

Just the vocal delivery on its own is funny every time

[voidsentprinces]

Tis the season once more, witches!

[everythingfox]

They’re getting smarter

[felikatze]

do NOT trust your own thoughts that everyone hates you. the curse of the blood moon is imminent. it's not you. it's ganondorf

[felikatze]

i need to [remembers suicide jokes lower your self esteem] free the four divine beasts and vanquish calamity ganon

[life-in-toontown]

Me too, man 😞

[theconcealedweapon]

That's exactly what's supposed to happen. People wish they could be activists, but they can't because they have to work in order to survive, so they make sure their children can be the activists.

Also, you're absolutely right that this is what privilege looks like. But for the 1,000,012th time, the word "privilege" is not an insult. Having privilege doesn't automatically make you a bad person, but it does make you more likely to have opportunities to be a bad person. It's also possible to use your privilege for good.

Would you prefer that she instead use her wealth to buy an excess of housing in order to profit and hoard more wealth? How exactly would that be the morally superior choice?

[y5d8z6vz7a-deactivated20180404]

i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

[brodiebutt]

[katherinearandez]

[wsswatson]

[katherinearandez]

I am obligated to reblog this again, because it is now Superwholock, and therefore perfection.

[fatefulfindings]

people need to remember that every tumblr post in 2012 was like this

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

[diamantefangs]

[xeansicemane]

This is kinda ominous ngl

[vexwerewolf]

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[wherefore-whinnies]

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

[demonoinakemono]

second time ive seen this post

if i see it again i will cry

[demonoinakemono]

kej im gonna cry tears at you did you need to reblog this 10 TIMES

[the-haiku-bot]

kej im gonna cry

tears at you did you need to

reblog this 10 TIMES

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.