[asbestosgirlfriend]

pspspsps

[asbestosgirlfriend]

I made a thing, and you can have it for free if you want.

#MyBad #Apology by Amiante

An Improv Party Game For Problematic Drama-Mongers!

if you like improv, ttrpgs, and free stuff go get it!

[ewaneneollav]

last night i did a drawing of a game state in hangman. i wasn’t playing hangman, i was just drawing a moment in the game, like a still life. my friend tried to guess a letter & i had to tell her, no, we’re not playing it, it’s just a drawing of hangman, you’re losing the distinction between reality & fiction

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[lustcannibalism]

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

[typecasto]

behold, context

[toweringclam]

[partywithponies]

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

[partywithponies]

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

[livethrushit]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[dogpuppy]

[sailatina3]

[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[plaguedocboi]

I remember when I was younger, anytime I watched a movie where the characters have to kill a scary monster/alien, I always thought the act of killing it was intended to be part of the horror. Like there’s this amazing creature that we’ve never seen before, and maybe under different circumstances we could’ve coexisted with it, but it’s trying to attack you and you have to defend yourself, but by destroying it you also destroy the ability to ever understand it and that’s sad and is supposed to make you feel conflicted.

It was not until well into my adulthood that I realized most people do not have complicated feelings about movies where people have to kill a scary alien monster, nor is that necessarily meant to be part of the narrative (unless it very obviously is). They just want the scary thing to die because it’s scary. I don’t have a real conclusion to this I just started thinking about it for some reason.

[brucespringsteencomments]

[foldingfittedsheets]

I have a buddy who broke his jaw once playing football if I recall. They had to wire his jaw shut and the doctor told him he’d likely lose about 70lbs from having to be on an all liquid diet.

To my friend, that sounded like the cowards way to deal with a broken masticator. He decided to blaze his own trail and to that end, he bought a blender.

Everything he would have normally eaten, he blended.

Everything.

When he told me this I was paralyzed with horror.

“Everything? Like. Steak? Burgers? Tacos? You blended it?”

“Yeah,” he cheerfully informed me. “The trick is finding the right liquid to blend with. You can’t just go with water or milk, that would be gross.”

“THAT’S what would be gross?!”

“Yeah. So with tacos I made them with a hot sauce blend with extra spices to offset the liquid. They were pretty good!”

I was shuddering in agony as the story went on. He told me he’d started a book of recipes when he found a good proportion on something so he could blend it again and that he occasionally still blended a taco.

In the end he only lost 15lbs and the doctor was both horrified and impressed.

[sammy8d257]

I had corrective jaw surgery back in 2019 and was supposed to have my mouth wired shut for 4-6 weeks

During that time, I had all kinds of blended foods and he's right

The trick (if you got a good food texture tolerance) is finding the right liquid to blend it with

I ate blended spaghetti with a vegetable and sometimes meat sauce because we blended it with tomato broth

Also a lot of filipino dishes like misua or nilaga were easy to blend cuz they already had soup/broth to use, but even dishes like kaldereta you can do if you liquify it more with the sauce and broth

Hell I did it rice and the sauce of other dishes

At the end, I don't remember losing a drastic amount of weight and I actually healed a lot faster that anticipated

[artblock-insomniac]

Honestly I'd love if he posted that recipe book.

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[sjirra-natima]

Eepy

[everyday-cutephoto]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

sweetiepie OFFICIAL meeting

[aurazoo]

who else wide awake thinking about fran drescher mao skirt

[aurazoo]

[sacred-portal]

[120002-ants-deactivated20260409]

I’m always saying this 👆🏻💯

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play